GenuineHappiness
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Dec 21, 2016 9:38 PM
GenuineHappiness
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fabulousscreech
i died at "you and me both satan" oml
harmtheohmless
IFuckingHateStupidPeople
TheAncientSea
You fucks ever heard of private messages?
PinkThief
That's where it gets saucy
MrZiddz
I'm drunk and I'm crying. Are you happy imgur? You fucking freaky, wonderful fuck.
PinkThief
Aww, there there
NeuroticNiah
Well @SatanicBitch with the help of @FatForYou and @PinkThief you've made me read every single comment and all of their replies on a post.
PinkThief
I hope it was worth it :D
NeuroticNiah
It was lol.
Efreeti
I very much feel like this is too private for me to be reading.
PieEaterer
I cringed. Why have that conversation in the comments? Then again, it's probably completely fake anyway
PinkThief
Yea.
kimsl
One of them should've hit the chat button a long time ago.
PinkThief
I was scared he wouldn't reply.
U1Love
Is no one going to comment on the legit Watamote cosplay?
Cortezdelanoche
AND THEN THEY....had more communication and once they built the trust necessary for them to have satisfaction in the relationship....FUCKED!
PinkThief
Aww
Cortezdelanoche
I believe everyone should have a consenting someone to tie up and ball gag for the holidays. But i guess I'm just old fashioned that way.
BigOChicago
"What was the bad experience?" Me:
LompHoofd
Davrem
RitzkinNeverCameBack
About halfway in I fell asleep. After waking I continued ploughing on and the story built to quite an unexpected climax. LMFAO
Fumbledpersonality
I REMEMBER THIS POST :O and those two! Fuck I should have kept reading
PinkThief
;)
Fumbledpersonality
YOU'RE FAMOUS NOW
Fumbledpersonality
Do me
PinkThief
If the people demand it!
FatForYou
You fucked up.
TST100
I feel like this is fake.
PieEaterer
It's imgur, I'm sure it's completely fake.
FatForYou
I'd be very alarmed and concerned if this turned out to be fake.
CoolSnackChris
Tell me why you'd be so alarmed. From any one of your three profiles.
FatForYou
Do like 2 minutes of digging and you'll see this isn't made up
CoolSnackChris
But you see the thing is I just don't care enough to do that.
GoffaKearsilv
I laughed, i cried, i came. Great story 5/7
v
nattydoobydoo
you mean 7/5
Jyx123
No, they meme 5/7. Do you even... whatshisname? Was it Kevin?
nattydoobydoo
PunAndRun
Psssh, we've seen this before. All 3 of them are probably the same person.
FatForYou
I mean.. PROBABLY.
Lunakat504
Chat too synchronized to be real. With addition of a brother here it's just stupid.
PinkThief
This might be weird but it's nice to hear people think we're in sync. It's kind of sweet
Lunakat504
No I mean it sounds like some guy writing comments off a script.
PinkThief
@JimmyHend @FatForYou explain yourselves!
FatForYou
My name is Julia and I made this whole thing up :(
PinkThief
That was very naughty of you.
FatForYou
I need a spanking ^^
PinkThief
You need more than a spanking
Jaydice
Jesus. It's duct tape. Not duck tape.
sangatster
As a HVAC vet I can assure those of you reading that you don't want to see a bunch of ducks all wrapped around a duct
Nikolai5
Duck tape is a brand of duct tape.
AwesomeName
Crowbarmaster
Yeah it is!!
Pootisborn
Ah yes, Mario pattern. Perfect for bondage.
AwesomeName
Also available in Hello Kitty
Jaydice
/a/GwKlX
Shewy92
Or "hook and loop fasteners" instead of "Velcro"
Shewy92
You say "facial tissue" instead of "Kleenex" don't you...
Jaydice
I say tissue, Velcro, bandaid, and the other common normal words for my region of California. But duck tape is a brand of duct tape.
Shewy92
Velcro is a brand name too so...
Tkeleth
band aid is a brand name, so is velcro... duck/duct sound so similar and then there's the issue where trying to say "duct tape" correctly (2
Theslysandwhich
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TLDR
PinkThief
TLDR exs reconnected on imgur, may or may not be fucking now!
Theslysandwhich
Hahahaha congrats.... maybe? Thanks didn't expect one :D
FatForYou
As of may we've been fucking we can actually be in the same state together.
FatForYou
What do you want to know?
ScienceExperiment
How long did it take for you (two, possibly? Though not a given) to come up with this ploy for points?
FatForYou
Approximately zero seconds.
sirfakeivyleaguer1395
Please PM literature or educational websites. Por favor my good sir.
OddOod
Are you both single? If so, are you going on a date? If so, for the love of christ learn to talk to each other
FatForYou
I think we know how to talk to each other just fine. No we aren't both single. One of us is single.
OddOod
RIP Dreams! :) Have a great new year!
skorve
How did you find out you were into this stuff? I feel like there's some I'm into and some I'm not, but without an avenue to try, I'm unsure.
FatForYou
You know, if you try to dom for an experienced sub it'll be weird. Someone who wants to go the ropes with you, and wants to try some stuff.
FatForYou
Literotica I guess. As far as doing something with another person, find someone you trust, and who isn't expecting the show right away.
FsImgur
You invoked the name of Jesus and then Satan reposted you.
PinkThief
I need updates too.
FatForYou
I'm pretty sure I can text you with updates whenever :P
PinkThief
I still want to see what you say :3
FatForYou
Lots of dirty stuff.
PinkThief
Don't share our pictures ;)
MostAwkwardPenguinInNYC
Doot.
jcdboys5
Just leaving this here .
WellshitIcantThinkofAusername
hell of a fucking ride man
boywiththehappypenis
He's a woman.
smjack99999
Yeah, but where is this Dom fellow???
turtletoadfish
I blew air out of my nose +1
ShitSprinklesOnApplepie
11
realmdweller
Thanks.
Anthonlee
Looks slow as hell though
realmdweller
Plenty of time to stop and smell the hoses then.
robertrobertwave6992718
Fucking joke
WellshitIcantThinkofAusername
picture fits so well...
JimmyHend
When pinkthief is my sister...
PinkThief
Lies.
JimmyHend
Uh huh
Wonderfulwells
It really is. She took a selfie with him and tagged him before all this. I feel like a detective
PinkThief
Lol he is in a selfie with me isnt he? xD aha
JimmyHend
Really did some digging there
FatForYou
I've done some digging there ;)
JimmyHend
Ew
Bubblerocket
Yall are wild lmao
AwesomeName
Imgur love story of the year.
TheOlsenTwins
Obligatory better than twilight post
FatForYou
That ends in friendship. How appropriate.
dweebazoid
If you like piña coladas...
unscarredclothing
+1 for getting me to sing the song!!
JackJohnson135
This is what I was looking for
Jacxy
And gettin caught in the rain...
Armatryx
If you're not into yoga...
Jacxy
If you like getting flogged at midnight!
Tkeleth
And you've got a kink for pain...
dinosarahsaurus
Looks like they cracked open that communication that might have been missing from before.
SeriousCloud
There must be something there that wasn't there before.
sweetdeethebird
+1 Beauty & the Beast
aselleus
Mrs Potts? Is that you?
Sneakyfish
You deserve more upvotes for that.
themsoftchewybananas
What's there Mama?
DishonorablyDischargedGrammerNazi
Hard to communicate with ball gags.
OddOod
*through
LompHoofd
dinosarahsaurus
HA!
Tkeleth
Nah, you can still say 'watermelon.' I mean really, besides a safe word, what other communication do you need??
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
This guy gets it
ringox
general dictator laughing on the boat
StayingDistracted
Ayyyy
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
Lmao
pragmatao
Since they're inanimate objects.
Ballofchaos
That's what squeak toys are for. One squeeze for stop. Two for go.
parker52
Julia?
MadScientist356
I'm going to use that and only imgur ppl will know
DishonorablyDischargedGrammerNazi
Omg, I can't believe you found me!
JustARichard
This should be a movie
Denvercoder09
Bee Movie
Darkspire
:')
Placeboy
I really hope this becomes a thing.
JuliaVT
I don't. :|
AndrewMuthaLuvinL
So @FatForYou @PinkThief how are you guys doing?
itainteasychillinsohard
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LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
*who
FatForYou
I'm good. I just ate a burger.
TabbyKitty13
PinkThief
I'm tied up atm
FatForYou
In a trunk.
PinkThief
But it's warm and cozy
FatForYou
A good dom has a heated trunk.
JimmyHend
Ew
Aud4Life
@FatForYou @PinkThief Are you guys back together or...?
JimmyHend
Y'all nasty @mydisgustingsister
SirBrendan
Sex is great. Weird sex however is a special level of excitement. I like missionary; I like it more with a finger up my butt
PinkThief
You're jealous
JimmyHend
Sure
IAmTheOneYouCall
I am.
JimmyHend
Sir that is my sister
IAmTheOneYouCall
Well this all got kinda awkward real fast.
TwoLeftNipples
As a dude it is most definitely not a turn on to be called daddy
Thyrork
Hits the "Nope" part of my brain too.
6675636b796f75
tbh I always thought it was more of a turn on for girls to say it
Sparru
Only the ones with daddy issues... but then again some guys get turned on by the thought of it.
Efreeti
Putting down another vote for total turnoff.
WhatExactlyIs
i disagree daddy. you liked that shit didnt you?!? dirty bitch...
CleverFandomReference
If you're a dad it can never be hot again
FatForYou
Whatever floats your boat.
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
Omg! It's him! How's Julia?
FatForYou
I fucking love Red vs Blue. Julia is great. :)
PinkThief
<3
AbsurdSteak
I love calling my partner daddy. Especially while being spanked.
FatForYou
yaaap. That's. Yup. I like that too.
LoneWolfingIt
*Tips lady* M'Fedora
METHematics
Same
HighPriestOfCera
As a dude it most definitely is a turn on to be called daddy. To each their own.
TwoLeftNipples
Is there something particular about it that is a turn on? I'm curious
HighPriestOfCera
I'm not sure. Maybe because it implies masculinity and in charge. I just like it.
Veradux
To each their own. That masculinity thing doesn't get me going.
GreenYawgmoth
As a dude, you don't speak for all of us.
everettscott
I think he's responding in a way that is saying she doesn't speak for all men. Since in the posts she said "guys love being called daddy".
DefinitelyNotDrBees
Question... do you have a right nipple? Or just two left nips?
TwoLeftNipples
I have 2 left nipples stacked on top of each other. Right nipple is nowhere to be found. Not since the accident
DefinitelyNotDrBees
Thank you for the clarification. Curiosity gets the best of me sometimes.
abibumbleB
The nipples changed when the fire nation attacked
KingKrown
I second this.
JanaJustinsdottir
1/ 2 That's a good thing. Dated a guy who wanted me to call him "daddy" in bed. Creeped me out big time, really big mood killer...
JanaJustinsdottir
Probably a good thing, last guy I dated who wanted me to call me "daddy" in bed ended up having CP on his computer, he was a paedo...
JanaJustinsdottir
Edit: wanted me to call him "daddy" in bed,...
JanaJustinsdottir
Ugly association with dudes that have that fetish now, so it's probably a good thing you don't get off on it. Speaks well to your character
TwoLeftNipples
Well I feel better about myself now
JanaJustinsdottir
People feel bad about themselves one day or another. Always nice to know you're not actually the scum of society, no matter how bad you feel
BubbaRunski
I like to be called "sir"
SecretCatPolicy
Got to be "my husband", personally. When she says that to me...mmmm.
nycterelis
I have never been called daddy. The idea of it though does not appeal to me.. but i also think i lean more towards sub than dom.
JewishMonk
Ya know, this talk of sub and dom has got me thinking. What would happen if 2 doms were into each other? Would the sex be full of fighting?
TheBasementNerd
It's usually close to actual horizontal wrestling
nycterelis
Of course the hard part about that is literally every girl ive been with is submissive. It's gotten to the point where it feels basic to me.
FatForYou
Dude that sucks. Dominating women are out there.
nycterelis
Haven't met one :x
FatForYou
Try a different scene.
LocustStar
Always wondered, is it an incest thing, or is it a 'father of our kids' aka 'daddy' of the household thing? Cause that's a bit less weird.
Tkeleth
look up slang from the 1920's, 1950's... it made a comeback at some point. Used to just mean a cool guy.
FatForYou
For me Daddy can be a completely different word it's in the context of sex. For some people though, it isn't. It's an incest play thing.
NotSoSmartAlek
There's usually a hint of the daddy issues slash Elektra Complex, I think. But most incest fetishists wouldn't do it for real.
NotSoSmartAlek
The erotic author Robert Lubrican describes it pretty perfectly in his story "Who the hell is Beating Off Bob?"
TheBasementNerd
Sometimes incest, but it's usually a matter of power and how you view the other over you, in a way that most only view their parents
ashmenon
Yeah, "daddy" doesn't do it for me. "master" on the other hand...
refjazzy
dated a girl who called me master in the bed room. Sexy as hell, she even bought me a leather choker that said MASTER on it.
ashmenon
I have a guy on grindr right now who gets off on being my slave.
refjazzy
Thats awesome, Get it. That girl, i dated, loved submitting to me. By far some of the weirdest sex i've had. Ill never forget it.
ashmenon
Yeah my guy ain't getting it from me. For one, he's in another country. And for another, he wants me to burn him with a cigarette butt.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
@FatForYou @PinkThief I definitely need more background now!
JimmyHend
They nasty hoes
PinkThief
Stopppp
FatForYou
You're not wrong, little buddy.
PinkThief
We're friends :)
NotSoSmartAlek
Good. :)
FatForYou
With benefits :3
TheWolfofUsersub
Better. :)
DiracsDelta
God please let this get a response!
FatForYou
What kind of response do you desire?
Tylvian
how you guys met, moving forward and the real question everyone wants to know is fuck buddies or not (i personally don't care)
FatForYou
Well this post is getting pretty old, so you're going to be one of like 5 people to see my responses.
Freso
What do you think all the dottiness is for??
Tylvian
eh, probably. not a bad thing, internet fame is best when short lived.
FatForYou
We met in a chatroom, talked a lot every day, talked about sex, did some cybering, did some phone sex, talked a lot still.
PinkThief
@SatanicBitch thanks for documenting our story I guess
Thedevilofsnowflakes
I am happy, that he didn't harm you. After reading a while I was very concerned and reliefed later. Take care and stay as you are :)
shrekisourogrelord
Well, she is a satanic bitch
InfiniteSynapse
A little bit of honestly seemed to go a long way.
yarow12
To the top!
twistydoerofthings
That was a Rollercoaster! Also like the way you think.
Darkecojake
Ever try getting back together?
decorativemooseknuckle
Odiin46
Jesus fucking Christ
Derfboy
This is actually quite lovely.
UndeadLahmacun
And there we have it: a Christmas miracle we deserve:) humans are fantastic sometimes
ZacharyStark
Just put the gag in.
JazzySingh
That was amazing!
Shiroto
For a long conversation about bondage the end was suprisingly sweet c:
electrifyingseer
*lenny face*
YourLittleBuddy
TicoGuy
That was a crazy wild ride from start to finish
GenuineHappiness
Heya, thanks for giving me something to document! I tried to edit the description to put your names in for credit but I have no idea how!
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
It was such a great story! I laughed. I cried. I cheered. I also ate some tacos. Delicious!
TitsOrAuschwitz
Jesus Christ, Julia!
PinkThief
^_^
stimpsonjcatt
If it makes you feel better, it was a beautiful thing to share and makes me feel better about my situation. We need to get lost to be found.
PinkThief
Thats deep
GunnarrTheMadd
Nebroxah
I hope you two have a wonderful, kinky life together.
PinkThief
As friends
SchrodingerMil
Erasmus IS right you two need to start fucking again.
ErasmusTycho
Nope, too late for that. the entire internet will think you're back together by morning.
JimmyHend
Ew
SoftwareEngineerWithNotEnoughSalary
Ah yet another rewarding rabbit hole lol
MarkTwainBrokeMyBrain
Ew to you too
PinkThief
Go away
JimmyHend
Nasty af
FatForYou
Pinkthief's brother everybody!
IspeakFrench
This gets better and better.
redamancy
This is my new favorite thing. All of it.
PinkThief
You could of included the parts where we made up :)
CndyFlpnScintst
theend2080
Yay!
Tromg
The story has a decent ending +1
iMostlyKnowCuriousFacts
Plot Twist: They were both role playing
Cheomesh
Kink on!
erischilde
I'd love to see that.. looked like it was going well then.. silence..
GenuineHappiness
Ooooo There's more? Sorry for not doing justice to you guys! I'll try and edit it now! Happy you made up ^_^
Ulthirm
Still not dating i assume?
GunnarrTheMadd
Are y'all getting back together or what!?
nycterelis
What a wild fucking ride. I'm happy for you both.
z3lfmoord
You still can!
nanamonster
Hope you two have oodles if fun. ;)
HappyJello
Ilikeyogurt
Totally thought this was made up
PinkThief
I'm happy it's not :D
GunnarrTheMadd
Are y'all getting back in touch or what?
GooseGaskins
Oh, they're gettin' the whole band back together: The Gimp, Zed, Marsellus.
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
PinkThief
I would be the zombie in this situation
yourmomisminenow
I love happy endings, go strap yourselves and use many toys on each other you sick fucks!
PinkThief
@FatForYou ;P
SanzOfTime
.
goeataflyugly
http://imgur.com/2OFUbA1
FatForYou
You get the strap on.
PinkThief
Like you're the one taking it? ;P
Efreeti
could have*
smjack99999
Came here to post this
FatForYou
Thanks for saying it so I didn't have to.
momsspaghettimonster
Both sides tapping back in, I like it
Bootsy81
And now we've found the real reason things didn't work out between you two. Unhealthy sexual dynamics are as nothing next to bad grammar.
PinkThief
I knew it v.v
doogy
You guys going to bang your way to forgiveness? Cause that's what we all really want to know?
FatForYou
We're married
trigonman3
That's great to hear.
Freso
Congrats!!
PinkThief
We already forgave each other
Krakencrotch
So pretend you forgot about all that forgiveness and fuck your brains out.
jo23e
You still didn't answer the real question.
PinkThief
No, we didn't make up fuck
CounterPuncher
Yaaaaay! I'm really glad things worked out!
Icecold11111
This is my favorite thing I've found on this site yet
PinkThief
Aw
insanitywolfismysaneside
This has made me legitimately happy haha