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Apr 16, 2016 1:37 AM
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fivetoone
I'm pretty sure the Japanese are aliens trying to act human
LiteralZachary
I don't think that's 'butter' on that 'bread'.
IllJerkOffToLiterallyAnything
+1 for creepy fucking title.
xcellers
Was sure that was a dildo
LordDevi
God babies are disgusting things.
CouldHaveHadClass
Bread! Yes, bread, I totally knew that was bread in the thumbnail. That's why I clicked on the link... ...to look at bread.
BelfryBats
I was seriously concerned from that thumbnail for a second...
justanotherdoug
That's a penis.
greygiraffe
Let's be real, that's a dildo.
blunderthrust
This makes me feel weird.
richincleve
It looks like a baby's arm NOT holding an apple.
Goodgyrl
Why? Do they taste similar?
R1200GS
Yes, but which one glows in the dark?! (Hint: it ain't the bread)
pthalio
"bread"
OctaveOmase
As a French, this looks more like a bald caterpillar than freaking bread
papertraveller
and you know what else people like to compare to babies arms? particularly when said baby is holding an apple?
thesplashingblumpkins
The fuck kind of bread is that?
fluufluu
English lit people are all thinking of "A Modest Proposal"
OhEmGee02
Eat em both !!
NotHellmanns
O...thats bread?
HypnagogicHallucinations
Well, just the one.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
Is that a baby arm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Please be a penis...please...
RitchEss
That's a dildo.
VenerateThisGuy
Yet no banana for scale.
Reknball
Japanese? I doubt that's bread.
SethCronyn
Oh, Japan! Never change.
Averageexception
+1 for the title !
redsilverchum
Now have the baby hold an apple.
holgerdk
BLAM'
tangripper
damn you beat me to it! +1
Titanslayerzeus
Did not think that was bread. Thought it was MUCH worse.
ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleThoseWhoNeedClosure
To most people ordering food in a restaurant these days there is nothing worse than bread.
teslavsedison
Mmmmmm...yeasty.
DrMurloc
Everything is bread if you're brave enough.
ThisIsGod
A really long and skinned potato
strayaproblems
My dicks like a baby arm holding an apple... (Frequently used term)
NuclearMonk
Welcome our new baby! 8 lbs - 3oz, alongside an All-American Ultra Whopper
YouMadeMeSignIn
"baby arm."
herbie4206
Holding an apple.
HitlersHornyNippleRing
Oh, bread?? Thank god, thought that was a dildo
Username69420
That's a pretty substantial dildo. Be careful and don't hurt yourself!
HitlersHornyNippleRing
Being a man with a small butt i will make sure not to hurt myself :)
Username69420
Hahaha. Safety first my friend
HitlersHornyNippleRing
I'll get the safety goggles!
Username69420
And a helmet!