Mar 22, 2017 7:38 PM
stickemwiththepointyend
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This cracked me up almost as much.
FirstPostMcGee
Eye lash you one more time - where's the spider?
But seriously, very entertaining account of events.
I imagined it in my mind, and it was glorious.
MrChiPigg
E. Memphis ain't shit.
I avoid Memphis in general. But I'm from a small farming town, so I can't claim to know much of anything.
Lol. I just wanted to see what it felt like to say that. I felt pretty gangster for a second.
I'm kind of like Forrest Gump, I would probably walk through Chicago and be like "Oh look, that guy is getting mugged, cool!"
Lol.
Justanotherdingdongdiddlydoobergoober
Someone please explain the bread emojis for my friend
TotalSmartAss
Sure, it's the "yeast" I could do. Ok?
My friend isn't sure either, actually. Anyone care to explain?
Bread = yeast
MooMooLazyRiver
I think because some white people use a loofah when washing not a wash cloth. Which black ppl find weird? White ppl=white bread?
Huh. Maybe. Truly not sure on that one.
FirstPostMcGee
Eye lash you one more time - where's the spider?
FirstPostMcGee
But seriously, very entertaining account of events.
stickemwiththepointyend
I imagined it in my mind, and it was glorious.
MrChiPigg
E. Memphis ain't shit.
stickemwiththepointyend
I avoid Memphis in general. But I'm from a small farming town, so I can't claim to know much of anything.
MrChiPigg
Lol. I just wanted to see what it felt like to say that. I felt pretty gangster for a second.
stickemwiththepointyend
I'm kind of like Forrest Gump, I would probably walk through Chicago and be like "Oh look, that guy is getting mugged, cool!"
MrChiPigg
Lol.
Justanotherdingdongdiddlydoobergoober
Someone please explain the bread emojis for my friend
TotalSmartAss
Sure, it's the "yeast" I could do. Ok?
stickemwiththepointyend
My friend isn't sure either, actually. Anyone care to explain?
TotalSmartAss
Bread = yeast
MooMooLazyRiver
I think because some white people use a loofah when washing not a wash cloth. Which black ppl find weird? White ppl=white bread?
stickemwiththepointyend
Huh. Maybe. Truly not sure on that one.