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Awesome balance
Nov 5, 2017 8:17 PM
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TrapsAreIllegal
But when I do a one arm tosswith my nephew "I'm putting him in danger". Pfffft
dryasfuck
That's seriously impressive! Kid has excellent balance. Lucky genes!
mdkradSmuggler
My grandbaby is a slacker.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
That is alot of focus for a baby
RandAIFlagg
I was certain I was about to see a kid get all its limbs snapped at once
pandemicpete
Probably the Same pose she used while conceiving that child.
YarTheBug
Keep doing it til he's 18. Then you'll have core and arms of steel.
stresstwig
my parents did that with us. :D
Jody3008
Was waiting for the baby to shit in her face
KaraKaraO
When I was babysitting I used to do a similar move but tossed them lightly on the couch after and called it “baby slam”
BoogalooBadger
And so your life in the circus begins.
Whendoestheshitshowstart
You want ninjas? This is how we get ninjas.
goddessofgreen
That WAS nice mom.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
As a mom that shit made me hella nervous
princeaizen
We really are just hairless monkeys
ganz007
Is it bad i was rooting for a fall?
UserSubRoughRider
Kid has stronger ankles than me. I’m very ashamed of them... fucking genetics
tripleplayw14
Someone's mom was a cheerleader/gymnast
buttobviousfacts
Lucky you.
NATA5
How do you even train your baby to do shit like that? I'm pretty sure I was only capable of shitting myself at that age.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
That's still all I can do
ZOMGNO
My son used to 'help' me work out, and I used to incorporate him in as weight training and because he LOVED it. We never got this far though
Totallycasual
Very trusting kid to just dive forward like that at the end and trust that his mother has it all under control.
BushelOfLabeouf
How many times did that baby fall before being able to do that...
ilovecosmetics
Who downvotes this!!!? That’s Some serious trust right there!!’
armeggedonCounselor
I was certain the diaper was going to fail and she was gonna get shit on. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.
fbutt09
Disappointed. Didn't get her to eat da po po
AbacusFinch
kidthatshitonharryhornetorwhatever.greentext
meganical
Clearly disappointed since that would’ve made this post accurately tagged “funny.”
27yoUGLYvirgin
Odd how people see things so differently. Isn't it much more surprising the kid don't fall? I was sure it would fall.
circuspandabear
I was disappointed about both of these things.
Jartkill
Well we know the kid wasn’t relieved!
SUBsidR4
Damn you, I was going to make that same joke! Lil bastard, just take this +1 and shove it up your ass you mediocre clarinet player
Biocide669
That diaper needed to fail
peaceloveandgraffiti
I was certain a fail of some sort would happen due to the way "nice" was written in the title. It came off as sarcastic, but it was rly nice
GolFoehammer
Diabolic, fiendish and I love it!
wolfhunter1010
Agreed
PinPointSnarkuracy
Don't be a shithead.
DoublevBomb
She wasn't, it turned out.
UnicornCock
YKINMK
Zeth0
"Your Kink Is Not My Kink" for those curious. :P
jhawker27
Was watching the whole gif like
UnicornCock
"What matters is when we are doing it we are thinking about each other "
TR8Rismyhero
bugseducer
how?
PinPointSnarkuracy
Zack and Miri?
mobileSUIT78
Frosted
WellThatsOriginal
I have soooo much anxiety from this.
theshinobi23
Father of a 3yo with terrible balance that love to climb. Can confirm the nervous breakdown watching this.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Mom of 3 here. All we can do is hug it out and make sure our kids aren’t doing their own gymnastics right now.
MadDrDrillBit
you must have had an experience.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
A few. Screamed bloody murder in a Walmart during one too. Kids are damn scary.
WellThatsOriginal
Well I do have a couple kids
smallskillerofhambino
Elunar
My butt was clenched for if hed fall backwards and hit the floor head first..
SirShmango
"It's called the ground when you're outside." - Ron Swanson
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
If only
AmyBethMegJo
If he had started to fall, she would have let go of his feet and caught him.
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
Prolly would hit her head with his head
AmyBethMegJo
Mayhaps.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
It's ok, kids' heads are soft. You just gotta put a suction cup on the spot and pull it back out. Trust me, I'm a professional...
Onekindofpisslord
Having helped raise a brother, imagining that made me die a bit on the inside.
AlphaKill
Like pulling a dent!
SuperDuperSaiyanGuy
izigzagbetweenzigzags
Pop that sunken fontanelle right back in place.
Smayds
A professional what? Panelbeater?!
NapAllDayPartyNever
professional dent fixer?
happytreeleaf
What’s amusing is that my balls are in my pants for most of the day.
ArjacRockfistChampionOfTheKingsGuard
W-what?
EZMONEY98
As a helicopter dad that gave me anxiety
icelandicsealbear
Then the mother would have done something else if she thought the toddler was going to do that. You'd make a great sideline mom though.
crabbydotca
I mean it’s dirt and grass, not as bad as it could be!
TheGammaRae
Son took a swan dive off the couch onto the tile floor. He's mostly fine. Learned about gravity that day.
CelticPuppy
To be honest, that’s pretty damn impressive considering that kids age
pAceMakerNZ
Which is?
CritterJoe
You have to start young to be competitive with those pesky little asians.
DevaKitty
It'd be more impressive if she could lift me like that.
thewhiskeyrunner
My dad used to hold us up like that so he could help us gain balance earlier, and we'd be better bike riders. All of us rode BMX as kids.
Janusha
Actually kids that age would take like 20 minutes learning that. Kids a bit older, dont stand a chance. At that age they are made for this.
memberwar
To be honest you should stop disclaimering your normal opinions as "honesty"
AustriaNotAustralia
I'd be more impressed if it were a 150kg man (idk whats 150kg is in silly units.)
HandsomePenguin
330ish pounds
therealpdawg
It's 38.44 gallons of milk. You're welcome.
DoomSkuller
my niece used to love doing that too at about that age
mikeatc
I was thinking that's an aunt or uncle type maneuver
DoomSkuller
nah, it was her dad that did it with her. Though he kept a good tight grip on her feet. She got a kick out of it.
Vercci
This isn't going to wear out joints while they're developing or anything?
Herbaria
No. Pain would be indicated by the child, it's a nifty warning system for things that aren't right. Kids need to build strength.
NexiKuro
Unless you're doing this >1 hour a day probably not? afaik exercise with a developing body only starts getting in the way when done a lot.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
What would make you come to that conclusion?
Vercci
At 14 or so my Gym Teacher gave warnings about heavy weights otherwise we could get deformities. Aren't babies much softer than I was then?
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Heavy weights...this is body weight. Deformities? You might just slow and possibly stunt your growth idk where deformities come from.
Vercci
It has been a while but I'm just remembering warnings about lifting weights that I supposedly could lift if I was an adult.
universalcode
The kid's building strength, agility, and balance. This is making him stronger.
weedo
Opposite
qweds
Yeah, I'm just thinking wow that kid is flexible, I can't touch my toes
ThriceAccursedHeathen
Paradoxically, it's easier when they're younger than when they gain cognition and fear. I did all sorts of acrobatic stuff with my nieces/1
Janusha
Yep. My son would live on my shoulders and could stand on one hand and stuff before other kids could even sit up straight.
ThriceAccursedHeathen
when they were young, but they lost the baby-idiot confidence that allows for such feats. Fear of potential pain wins out.
dbrsong
I have to respectfully disagree... That kids like 16-20months old. I get the fear aspect but that doesn't hit till like 3-4yo. This kid is 1
dbrsong
Barely breached in his 1st walking months, those are some sturdy columns on that toddler.
ThriceAccursedHeathen
...Maybe you should reread? I think we're on the same page. My point is that babies don't "overthink" and can do absurd acrobatics.
ThriceAccursedHeathen
Exhibit B:
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dbrsong
And as far as the fear goes, children are different. I did similar at a similar age w/my son at 20mo I pushed him up while he stood on my /1
dbrsong
Hands. When he reached the top he was very apprehensive and nervous. He laughed but still was cool calm collect like this kid
bobnot
Psst I can do that and I'm like 100x older then him
AmelieHidingNearTheSpindle
Why are you whispering?
AnimusBane
So you are 4?
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mirhagk
bobnot
Leonhardlol
100x fatter and i would be impressed
HocusPokesUs
You're*
jazzmatazz
100 x 0 is 0
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Thats as many gf as I have.
jazzmatazz
My man!
oftennie
I have 20x more.
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
My power has doubled since the last time we met.
faeros
Guy sunk the ship he was sailing on to take down the captain...
GunganExterminator
@jazzmatazz is apparently an infant and he’s sinking his own ship cause he’s 0? Doesn’t make sense pal
ZMangames
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/650/233/e6c.png
charlieschocolatefactory
There are two kinds of people:
kohrah
Vertical video wouldn't be so bad if it was properly supported. Like you should be able to view vertical youtube vid fullscreen on mobile.
IDontUnderstandGIFS
Ones that film properly and weirdos that don't film at 45 degree angles
juliendg137
Eagle eye
FierceFuturist
Vertical = Snapchat or Insta story. Unfortunately it’s becoming more popular.
bendomino
PSP > Gameboy
ItsClipping
To be fair, this thing we're watching worked well in portrait mode. There's an appropriate time to use it is all.
rankaleenyanyan
foot fetish?
thegarlicawakens
...those who are right and those who record vertical video.
whogivesashitnobody
But the one on the right is recording with vertical.
Thalarctos
Phrasing. Example: "The lady on the right is a cuntwaffle." "The lady filming correctly is on the left. She's doing it right."
thegarlicawakens
"Cuntwaffle" You brightened my day. Thank you.
ChronoMango
Guys.. hes talking about the phones... mind in the gutter much ?!
filmusic42
You're trying too hard.
ChronoMango
meganical
Funnier than this stupid post tagged “funny.” You da real MVP
abouttimeimakeanaccount
To me it just seems faster to capture the moment when your phone is vertical.
breakinginsanity
As someone who hates having auto rotate on, I'd prefer vertical anyways otherwise hit fullscreen button to view same "small" video
lordbucket
For a moment I thought she was wearing bunny ears.
AzoriusJ
As did I.
Happyrexmanningday
Same. I thought the 2 kinds of people are those who take pics & those that mock who do (in this case, with the bunny ears)
meskarune
she isn't?
Trelfar
In defense of the vertical filmer, most of the action here is vertically-oriented. Other filmer is having to lean back to see everything.
Thalarctos
She's obviously got a bit of experience in adjusting the shot appropriately for best headroom and framing.
an0therthr0waway
DOES NOT MATTER
vanschmoozin
But it will be a more enjoyable video because she showed the SLIGHTEST effort haha
qwermmm
Yeah turning my phone sideways and waiting for it to adjust, turning it back vertical and then horizontal. That’s the high point of my day.
Zarlicious
Well I wouldn't call 'em people...
Varzoth
Girls are people, they can vote and everything theses days!
CheckOutMyFavoritesPart2
Anyone that films vertically has lost the right to treated like a human
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
This is an exact instance where vertical is best.
an0therthr0waway
You are wrong. There is NO instance where it is best. Do you put your TP roll on the holder backwards too
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
Can you please explain how it's better? I have cats, and I don't really see the difference.
RedOps61
Hey, cute feet are cute feet! What can ya do?
SergeantWea
Ewwww
RelativeVelocity
Yeah, i didn't notice the kid at first few cycles. She does have some nice tootsies
domeatscrayons
That’s one fetish I’ll never understand.
TEDwisdom
The prevailing theory is the areas in the brain wired to feet and genitals are adjacent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_fetishism#Causes
RelativeVelocity
Yeah, I'm a closet foot fetishist, it sucks to feel so judged, but a nice pair of feet are as arousing as a nice set of tits.
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TEDwisdom
People like what they like. Foot fetishes don't hurt anyone. Good, decent people have no grounds to judge you. You do you fam
LeNoseKnows
Scientific explanation: signals sent from feet are received at the brain in the exact same time as signals from genitals.
domeatscrayons
Well okay then.
Comradesjeltonarmy
But how does that translate in to dudes who like fucking feet?
RelativeVelocity
Oiled up toes jerking you off feels so amazing, its ten points of contact deep tissue massaging a back breaking cum load out of you
RelativeVelocity
It's a fetish, so you won't. But it's like this, a barefoot girl with nice feet is like her walking around topless. Gets you judged. Hurts.
domeatscrayons
I’m not judging at all. If you like feet, you like feet.
RelativeVelocity
I appreciate people who don't kink shame
violetpolkadots
I get it. I have a submissive fetish, so sometimes I get turned on when someone is bossy to me. Mine's easier to hide though.
canicomethrough
You go wash your hands right now. Like that?
Michoacanna
Pretty sure he is referring to the horizontal champ and the vertical loser.
munnyfish
well they're both losers in my book. enjoy the moment you fools
SpunkyGoon
Horizontal champ, vertical chump. Missed opportunity.
RepostStat1sdicks
Ironically, this was shot by a person filming vertically
AnonOmis1000
yes but with a camera that doesn't have a ridiculously wide aspect ratio. I can accept this.
Lugh314159
...like he said, there are two kinds of people!
triple07
Umm, wouldnt vertical be better here?
SASunDog
No, because the context that frames the scene is lost.
Cheomesh
This is exactly the instance where vertical is a best choice.
PenisShapedPoops
So I can watch it super tiny on my phone?
Cheomesh
Your phone is shit.
PenisShapedPoops
Because it's not the size of a monitor? That'd just be excessive.
BioshockDaddy
Vertical is never the best choice
TEDwisdom
That's why all photographs are landscape oriented. Portraits? What are those?
RayMC
Don't know why you're being downvoted; you're right.
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
He's right. Wake up, sheeple!
RayMC
I don't know why I'm being downvoted; I'm right.
RepostStat1sdicks
Bandwagon mentality. He's right tho. Look at the other one leaning back to get the full view
xoudles
sacrifice confort for the greater good of humanity