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Mar 31, 2026 2:39 AM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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jkwgn
Video of the chase https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGtlY2s2NGpkbmI5amZpcXZsa2h6ZHdoNnQ3aHUxdzhtajZ1bGdsZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/d80SdOeWNm3GE/200w.webp
GallusTadius
" I'm sorry sir, Waffle House doesn't allow outside food or drinks"
FeloniousMonk13
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cWthaW83ZDVpZWFwcG14ZW1tNnU0YzZ2M3hoeGhzNXZrNnloM2RjaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1SvnHJFEuEH7hp81tF/200w.webp
MissDeeMeanor
marccchavez1
I want the actual article
OregonComputerGuy
What? Did he keep one in a holster?
BIC777
David Letterman is having a rough time in retirement
MaybeIllDisappear
Is the squirrel okay?
BIC777
yea, he's just super chill
ScootinNtootin
Idk. This seems more like a waffle house house story than a Florida man story. It just so happened to be florida. If it was truly a florida man in a waffle house, there would have to be casualties.
BIC777
I mean, the squirrel...
ePluribus
Or it would have been a frozen baby bitelizard.
GanjalfTheGray
What exactly is Florida?
TheYodajen
America's wang
AngelBolen91
Florida Men/Women are the crabs infestation