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Mar 9, 2017 8:09 PM
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propiro
Someone is getting dogs for different reasons than that?
screamingsaysomething
Do you want scratched walls? Cause that's how you get scratched walls
Hanisalive
@battlinggravity we must get a bigger dog...
ArthurPhillipDent
Lol. Dog looked so confused for a sec when the lights went out
corey18828888
And the answer to "Who's a good boy?" Is that dog right there.
KeatonJazz
Like it!
FPguardian
Why haven't I thought of this? Good job
MisterMaster313
Bad job! Please don't EVER use laser pointers with dogs!!
AchmedTheTerrifyingTerrorist
Top life hack, 5/7 with doge.
justbeingjessica
Nicely played goodnight @op
MisterMaster313
No. Horribly played. Please don't EVER use laser pointers with dogs!!
yourmomscheese
A this an actual example of a real life hack? I need a life scientist to comment.
haleisconfused
Goatflakes
Oh, that's good xD
MisterMaster313
Please don't EVER use laser pointers with dogs!!
Goatflakes
And why is that? I know you shouldn't shine a laser into anything's eyes...
thefishydolphin
Is the Lifehacker reposting?
LoveBigD
Why use dog when you can just pray and the Jesus will just do it for you?
noprobllama
I've definitely done this to get my cat to close the door
MisterMaster313
Okay with cats, not doges.
areyouwithme
"Uplifting"
Chillss
U ducking genius u
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
duck yourself
MisterMaster313
No. Idiots, actually. Please don't EVER use laser pointers with dogs!!
dudeduderson
Now you have to teach him how to touch up the paint on the walls.
2complicated2care
Lol
RAMSAZY
Mehhhhh69
And here i am thinking i was the only person that used this gif affectively.
AbsurdSteak
Just out of curiosity, what IS the most affective way to use that gif?
Mehhhhh69
If something takes a minute to think about, but is funny, basically.
AbsurdSteak
That makes more sense, I was using it to mock circle jerks posts.
delpharseven
Laser pointers are bad for dogs. Never being able to catch it really messes with their heads.
MisterMaster313
Please don't EVER use laser pointers with dogs!!
BaconOnARock
Just reward them or give them something to catch at the end and its fine. Supposed to do that with cats too.
wrecklesstimes
Was just gunna say that too.
OathBreakinFreeFolkinCrow
Rewarding the dog at the end of laser play completely abolishes the danger. Their environment, treatment and owner cause behavioral issues
AbsurdSteak
Wait, really?
delpharseven
Yeah. There are lots of healthy ways to play with your dog but this isn't one of them.
Rapso
Yep it can cause OCD. Your dog can become obsessed with lights and shadow and will want to chase them insanely all the time.
exe122
All I have to do is yell out, "Alexa, turn off the light." And then my wife, Alexa, comes downstairs and turns off the light.
gurksaft
"Alexa, why is my wife acting like a bitch?"
hks003
Got confused, wife's reaction was "Who's Alexa!?"
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
o11c
Don't you have to remember the "sudo"?
Ashhkate
Aziz light!
spookhook
Omg so I got a new car that doesn't have auto headlights so now every time I fuck that up, I hear Aziz lights! In my head
AlfredTheFisher
I just tried that and it didn't work. Please explain again.
TheMightyCock
Step 1: get into his house when his wife Alexa is home
llarkspurrs
You mean your mom, Alexa
BetterIngredientsBetterPizzaPapaJohns
That's what he said
Telkesh
Why not both?
HotDamnit
calm down oedipus
Caspooky
Wife, mom. Tomato tomato.
DollapOfDaisy
*Tomato
PFDR95
Potato potato.
LimeMime565
That's what will be produced if you keep that attitude