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shamelessly stolen from: https://twitter.com/onlinelonghorn/status/1375332954709368837?s=20
vjbeard6
Pray for a miracle??
cmonyoulardass
Send thoughts and prayers
BenderRodriguz1010
HALP
SixFeetShort
Maybe I CAN help! You don’t know! What if you’re wrong?
wlfman
oh the boat? hey, is the boat still stuck??
hnngh
Thought and prayers.
PaleBlueHammer
AH can't get through the door man, shit's stuck. Can't make it, door stuck. DOOR STUCK!
Anaphriel
C'mon, if upvotes and prayer can cure cancer. Why not unstick a boat?
Oshjoshbagosh
Lmao fuck em idgaf
Thisisirrelvantcontent
Flush the toilet harder!!
momoee
"And how you can help" ...a multi billion dollar enterprise needs the struggling middle class handouts?
Copperbrat
thisusernameisavailable
When I saw this I thought it was gonna be a holier than thou ‘don’t shop so much, consumerism bad’ but was pleasantly surprised
mandy009
It's so refreshing to have an overwhelming problem that no one can fix, but that doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things.
railroadman22
Ship happens.
Ezzybells
Pivot! PIVOT!!
jayalbert1
To help: Don’t buy all the cheap consumer crap on the ship — on every ship — and the boats won’t get stuck blocking the vital ships.
iamlamp2
I mean they drew a dick first. Sounds like trolling.
LexWisdom
I mean isn't Tesla at rescue yet!?
BlueWater321
Musky will just call whoever does fix it a pedo.
qyrriqat
t4piwa
Maybe the step boat can help
Technotoad64
"Whatcha doin', step boat?"
PoorSucker
AllisDashChalmersWasAnInsideJob
Don't build your economy on exploiting cheap labor on Asia?
gizmomelb
oh I'm sure the Chinese belt and road initiative is being completed even faster now.. hell Taiwanese boat being stuck may be planned.
Kongur
Or register in tax avoiding Panama using cheap uneducated crews. What could go wrong.
CarVersus
Instructions unclear, dick caught in propeller
Thismuchistrue
TheCapedCommentator
Maybe we can all jump up at the same time to get it unstuck?
imakeeper
Good idea! Ready? 1... 2... 3!
SuprisedPikachuFace
Wait I wasn't ready can we do it again?
Cargobiker530
Thoughts & Prayers? It works for gun violence.
DocAqua
fluffycats
Oof
Lukas50
Really? The Americans tried that for decades and it's still not gone
Soufange
Shhhh the GQP doesn't want us to know that
Poopoopeepeevagina
Is it still stuck?
nullbr
It lives there now
manystripes
Look they've got one digger and it's working as fast as it can. They can't afford a second one due to all the money they've lost already
kymni
Yes
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
BUT WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?!?
Harryteeters
can't help
hotaru251
make memes of it. bring awareness ;)
KindofaBadPerson
Do you have a shovel?
thegoodmorningburger
Post about thoughts and prayers, that usually works /s
madeejit
Cut back on ordering shit off Wish for a start.
MightestGlowCloud
Wait a minute, you look like a strong lad! By chance could you push a 50000 tonne boat?
ghsdkgb
Donate some water. They're going to fill the canal with enough to float the boat out
FractalChainsaw
Boat. Stuck. Can't. Help.
notabuttplug
Boat Can't
Stuck Help
MacallanNeat
Push
diggetydug
Can't help.
Santapanzer
There should be a facebook profile pic filter
wisher1977
If only we had Jewish Space lasers to blow up the boat. If only...
wolf387465
stop buying shit from china
Warune
ColLeslieHapHapablap
No help. Only Zuul.
Egudahl
Are you a god?
HINKTHEBATTLEBUCKET
Thoughts and prayers?
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
As is tradition.
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Ofcourse!
FrankTheThunderbird
Have you tried furiously masturbating?
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Have you ever not tried?
girlyBIRB
Yes. Also tried happily masturbating and sadly masturbating. Boat still stuck.
thesixmilliondollarman
That’s how it got stuck in the first place
MidoryMoon
what if we all pushed at once
EndorForestSummerCamp83
Has anyone tried the Konami code?
BabyInAStraitJacket
What if we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else?
Ezekiel117
Humanity is pathetic, the Jawas would have stripped that bitch down in an hour and the only loss would be ship and contents
bwizzle360
If the last year has taught me anything it’s that half of my countrymen will be pulling.
mph5mph
Put that half on the other side and maybe we can get some rotation going.
relpmeraggy
That’s stupid. What we all need to is is jump up and down. Western Hemisphere and eastern alternating. That will unlock it.
ieatpinkcrayons
Or.... Everyone in the world could pee into the ocean at the same time to raise the ocean levels.
werdCAsquared
(1)Hmmmm first we'd need to understand the new ocean height to allow for the barge to pass. We'll call it h1. Then we'd need to determine
werdCAsquared
(2) the volume add needed to reach such height. Call it v1. We can take the current volume of the world's oceans which is 332,519,000 cubic
werdCAsquared
(3) miles and the average depth which is 12,100 feet. Apply this to the following formula to get our a average raidus V = πr2h. Which yields