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Oct 26, 2017 11:55 AM
TheSitg117
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TheGiggityGuy
He has paid the iron price.
GrandmasFeetMakeMeMoist
When your aunt tries to tell you what to do, so you plow her...
thedissident
Well I don’t need permission but I will let her know that I am going out at least.
nineten10001337
When your aunt tells you what to do but you do the opposite and have sex with her instead
Hyperdova
You’re as cold as ice! You’re willing to sacrifice our love...
TheRealKingCobra
But my girlfriend comes with me to crack a cold one with the boys
Gavener
when you only finished Season 3 and all these memes are confusing
Markodgt
I prefer Jack and crack with the boys
grinner
It would be more appropriate if the one going to crack open a cold one with the boys is the Night King.
SanKa13
JuanStamos
He ded.
BenSwol0
The picture title is missing words, I think.
Leviosoooohhhh
KINGINNANOOHHFFF
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
JamarJamalJamalJackson
Sansdurlannite
Right proper.
allanjgamer
He later showed her how big of a boy he was.
JamarJamalJamalJackson
Ayyyyyy
DinaRaven
Um how could I even give permission to my bf?! He can go out unless we made plans. Why wouldn't I want him to have fun?
blackbenetavo
When your aunt tries to tell you what to do, but she's not your mom, so you don't have to listen.
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Winner
GnomeAnn
*When your aunt tried to tell you what to do, but she’s not your girlfriend (yet), so you don’t have to listen.
kuljeskelen
You're right, fuck her.
ghost650
Well we know you're not Mexican or Filipino...
twinkletoes
Or irish
Ramboing
Or Korean
Turalisj
Or Polish
Hipcatjack
noticing a trend.. most of these are catholic dominatred countries.. i know cause i was gonna say italian too.
DangerousNoodle
Aren't they first cousins?
Csel
no
primalmammal
No, Daenerys' oldest brother is Jon's father, making them aunt and nephew.
DangerousNoodle
Ah, I knew that too. Still having trouble grasping who he is.
emendy
Who Jon is, or Jon's father?
DangerousNoodle
Neither. More like I'm shocked.
cheeseburgersmakemehorny
Are there really women who don't let their boyfriends go out with their friends? Lol
Cyranojoe
What are friends?
ShrubNinja
My old roommate's girlfriend does this shit. It's like pulling teeth to hang out with him. She has to approve everything.
LapisScarab
I suspect far fewer than all the memes would suggest. "Lol my wife is awful" or similar jokes are broadly popular.
zeshoopuf
Probably yes. But to be fair, there are also guys that "go out just for one beer" and come back at 3am completely smashed.
Abrausedteleprot
"I'll be home for dinner promise," and "i wont be long Im just popping down the pub"
PrincessAnus
"i'll only have a couple i promise i wont get that drunk again"
DinaRaven
Apparently, cause I keep seeing memes about it. It's creepy like mom/son behaviour. Eww
cheeseburgersmakemehorny
Just as gross as daddy daughter weird sex fetishes, like who wants that? Seriously who? Where are they and how do I contact them?
PrincessAnus
its not incesty, its just the title is Daddy. but hi.
Ronelyn
Okay, I am a lesbian, but I seriously DO NOT GET how so many of y'all choose to date horrendous people you have nothing in common with
flamingflamingo
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
smallamountofpeas
Lack of options? I don't know I've only met nice people.
Virunuss
Are you really that surprised when websites like tinder exist where people choose matches almost exclusively based on looks? tbh if they >>
Virunuss
apps*
Virunuss
>> dont have anything other than "likes sex" in common, and they're still together, its prolly because they don't want a serious thing yet.
LukewarmBeans
None of the dating sites have any sort of "match" accuracy. There's no real science behind the algorithms.
Shepsus
What does being gay have to do with riding the crazy comet to crazy town and causing an apocalypse?
kuljeskelen
The same as being a vegan or atheist, doing crossfit or vaping... or being an ironman btw.
Ronelyn
Because I found a sane, smart gamer who likes the same SF and fantasy as me, we worked out our problems and wifed the shit out of us both.
Digdug83
While all answers are responses, not all responses are answers.
TrustMeImABassist
[dragon hoars in distance]
Satanslittlechariotsoffailedpotential
THE HOOOOOAAAAAAR IS PREGNANT
ASDusername
GODS I WAS DISTANCE BACK THEN
Gr8b8satgr8r8s
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DRAGON WHOOOOORREEE... ON AN OPEN FIEEEEEELD, NED
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
GODS HE WAS STRONG BACK THEN
GlowstickJedi
BoozeHound001
Dragon whores?! Now you're speaking my language.
wererat2000
Fucking Dovakin!
Andrewleedragon
Johnny5dicks
[hooooooooaaaarrsssssss]
TheManWith5GoldFingersJaimeLannister
Your mother was a dumb hoar with a fat arse!
Draevan13
DRAGON HOARS ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED
ReportToTheShipAsSoonAsPossibleWellBangOK
GOD I WAS STRONG THEN
DoNotLookAtMyPostsForThereIsNone
[dragon whores in the vicinity]
TrustMeImABassist
[Hot dragons singles in your area]
CometLaHal
dragonborn *boner
Andrewleedragon
strumfooligan
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33000000/dragon-close-up-dragon-33023429-720-434.jpg
KingCornish
JustWaves
This had me dying
ihans
Lmao
IvnWng
Oh hai Kubo.
MetroidJunkie
Context is everything. If she's known to be cool and it's a friendly tone, you're probably good.
hahahasrsly
Then she'd go out with us!
damspam
Jesus christ these comments... you people need better girl/boyfriends
blacknsilver86
Found the single dude
imakesoft
It’s never cool or in friendly tone.
MetroidJunkie
But what if it is? :D
imakesoft
But it isn’t! If it is, it’s sarcasm.
MetroidJunkie
You've never seen a legitimately caring and permissive woman, have you? If she trusts you and says "Alright, have fun" in a pleasant tone.