Aug 13, 2020 11:41 AM
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Sheldonian
Nani!
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
Dude, that's no way to treat your sister.
lethalin
She is like
RhamnusiaThePaladin
Low five!
Wak3l3oarder
That shit comes my way you will never again get a butt smack and I'll probably grow distant and leave butt smacks are needed
AndGo
But the respect for the perfect low five...
profiledit
painkiller1968
ihaveunrequitedcatsyndrome
Hhmmm I would welcome a slap rather than my husband dry humping my butt the moment I bend over....Almost fall over every time.
rmsrmsrms38
ComradeCorgi
Not gonna lie, this is actually pretty fuckin funny
Dougamer
Thank you for your honesty
B99Reactions
only for a second
ClassicFrank
It's a TikTok trend!
LOPEZ956
Nice tiktok
Lipwigzer
GeneralWho
DustsStars
v
Lol what is this, because its life
puente842124
In today's news.....husband was butt blocked this morning.....
OaksParcel
Any still frame of this looks like it could be a Victorian era painting.
bigboneded
yoshipls
All I hear is the scene from Aladdin “still I think he’s rather tasty”
WoeToHice
Thanks, I can't unhear that now.
janeavrige7
Hubby hates it when I ruin his butt smack attempts
UpgradeCookie93
Takes me back to my good times while married. Divorced 1.5yrs now.
CurbYourClassWar
"U nEvER sEem iNtEResteD aNyMOre!"
Harryteeters
WeylandYutaniCorp
Angry sex, nice
wolfspirit21
She used yhr strap on
*The....jfc....
Wolf2Worrior
Song is Ultra Instinct by King Cobra feat. Stixkola & Ched'r
scJazz
Giving u an upvote for science and want you to know I hated that.
daboogiemansta
gerardMajax
that one guy that got the reference nice !
kikiohearts
Swiggity swooty
Voidlynsane
This mans referencing is over 9000
Sipulikeitto
I needed this! Sorry!
ruferto
nice - i think you should time the other transitions to the beat too
Shush! I don't want to spend more than 15min in such shenanigans!
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Later... that plant
Vegonbrei
Poor Agrajag...
InfinityDrop
Here we find an intellectual in their natural habitat. Observe the ellipsis to punctuate their own eletitism and their sentence. Gorgeous.
miakkamisfit
I’m married 34 years and my wife knows I’m “toucha da butt” if she bends over. Still giggle when dem titties come out too
eastend666
Oh those French people, barefoot on their balconies, adjusting their flowers and drinking their Evian.
Neinas
No wonder Americans are jealous
lauraInternetJunkie
That's pretty standard indeed
NotHarry2times4
My wife get genuinely upset if I dont give her an ass grab if the opportunity presents itself.
SteamChameleon
Yup, pretty much!
"i've been bending over for like 5 minutes already"
SirSamuelVimesTheCat
This, and 'are you sick?' if I don't look down the blouse
UnpopularOpinions
Why is the music "still I think he's rather tasty" from Aladdin?
OK GOOD IT WASNT JUST ME
magentasponge
I was thinking the same thing
FlamingoAsFuck
I was thinking "skip the drama, stay with Mama" from 'Mother Knows Best' in Tangled!
CavendishBandana
Thank you! Thought the same thing!
HeartsAndStars
One slap, right on the ass crack. One slap, just on the cheek. I guess I better ask before I eeeeeat
Gotta slap to eat, gotta eat to fuck, tell ya all about it when i got the tiiiime
BalaclavaBob
Should have gone for a boob honk . Girls looove a boob honk .
detectivekagami
It's fine, he does a lot of silly/immature antics but never like BAD immature. Sometimes annoying, there are literal kids around already.
MrBlueSands
I just use one finger, and proclaim in a loud falsetto, "Titty Poke!!!"
Unorthodox but loving your work .
talaknor31415
From all of these sad replies, your wives need to attain a sense of humor. If I can't honk my wife's boobs, what's the point of marriage?
I believe that in Scotland it's actually part of the marriage vows .
Ovaender
I fucking hate them
Then none for you ! wedgie ?
Only if you want a punch in the nuts
Well it's a tempting offer and totally deserved but I'm gonna have to pass lol
Love your honesty :)
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
Only when done correctly. My ex was too heavy handed. Boob honks should not hurt.
Minimal squeeze , maximum honk noise .
Thisismycareface
No. No they do not
AnythingMuchShorter
yeah, but can you imagine if they did?
Not even when you make the noise of a horn ?
BishlamekGurpgork
My girlfriend loves that. But it doesn't make her horny, it just makes her laugh. If that's why I do it, golden.
furriephillips
Laughter is a precursor for horniness. Laughter is an aphrodisiac.
Laughter is emotional, and arousal is all about emotion, but I'd say there are some intermediary steps to
baringmo
We have much to learn
ephsteph
The other day, husband honked my boob, farted, and walked away. Marriage!
Life goals.
unit117jax
Thank you for the laugh, I actually chuckled
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
The woman in the street I gave the honk too didn't seem to please.
ArgonSpark
That's because you didn't go for the spank first
cre8majic
except during a certain time of the month
lucivjov
Yeah fuck Mondays
Haha! Hope you're heading into a good weekend, my friend!
That week you just make the hot water bottle , provide food and the TV remote AND NOTHING ELSE ! :)
also don't prolong any arguments or criticisms...
pollypocketfullofposies
Yep .
sirfanciesadrought
Makes sense
"Boom", haha, thanks!
ThankYouForYourTime
This was considered foreplay by my ex husband
idklolwut12
I’m glad he isnt your husband anymore. That shit gets really annoying
Me too! I’m so much happier
zFUBARz
It's considered a good night around here. Foreplay is hey, we fucking today? (granted we have a young kid so you gotta plan ahead)
Snooj
Yeah, foreplay is the kids putting on a video.
coop61gt
So you single
There is currently no one honking my boobs but myself
TitillatingPterodactyl
Hahahaa..hhaaha..ha...heh....its not?
Depends on if it’s your only move or not. His was the boob honk and the crotch grab to “see if it’s warmed up”
stinkonamonkey
50% of the time, it works every time.
batukhan
LOL
See, that's what I do when I want to make her laugh.
I also say "honk" with each squeeze.
He did too. And it did make me laugh.. at first.
Ah, stopped being amusing and he kept it up? My condolences.
squirrelwithabushytail
Irish foreplay... brace yourself Mary!
gregorclegane
This is so fucking true hahahaha
DimensionalSparkle
Ahhhhh, I get it. That’s why the wife loves the ol’ boob honk
aSheepAmongWolves
Is this why he is your ex husband now?
One of several reasons. He would actually make the “honk honk” noise when he squeezed me too
Dang ._. thats..that's so stupid.
Oh boy xD
XIXIXimena
Astounding. Who wouldn't be turned on by the exceedingly puerile "Tune In Tokyo" boob-move? You must have "issues". /s
ImHereForExplicitContent
You're saying this like it's NOT the key to unleashing Niagara Falls.
awesomekev408
Yeah wtf, that's an instant keeper right there if I was a girl. Proper marriage material.
IveGotRedOnMe
BedBugDude
If you don't grab or smack your SOs butt when she's bending over, are you even married?
newtonsthirdrule
ImGuRianS must SKREECH Double-standards everrrryday
WolfofEdensGate
My husband and I do it to each other all the time. Why else would I marry him if I can't touch da booty?
TrixQuatro5
Why you gotta be married?
bs3080foshizzle
Every single time!
girlypants91
putcleverusernamehere
100%
komododave
I like to go half butt smacks, half inappropriate sexual comments in front of our toddler. Keep ‘em guessing.
LetsBeFair
Nope you’re just SOs
Cofrane
I do it aaaaalll the time. Cannot even stop myself.
GeekAtLarge1
Yes, you’re married, but you’re pushing rope. . .
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
how else would you know that they love you without a little goose now and then
CarlottaVonSprockett
I feel so dumb. I thought she was trying to do a nut tap and he stopped her. Now I understand lol.
Smigions
Correct. If you don't give the tush a smack when in reach you are not married.
gargoylenipples
If I ever stop smacking my husband's butt at every opportunity, he'll know I've been taken over by alien mind control. Must. Smäk. Booty.
schananagans
I can't see how
NapoleonDynOmite
We play kancho!
GreaterDog
I saw that tweet too
WarBearGrrrrrrr
I just bend over with her, cannot be bothered with (smacking that ass) foreplay, when in that situation out on a balcony
metalrulercid
An absolute truth of the universe.
BonerJamz2000
I get a forceful hard humping. A smack would almost be an insult at this point.
TurnThisShpAround
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
asoftstrawberry
I can't stop touching my husbands ass!!!
RoutemasterFlash
Neither can I!
Could you tell him I'm sorry, but I just can't help myself?
CodeChimpin
My wife hasn’t touched any part of me in almost a year. I can assure you I don’t feel married.
klatremus
The Day my husbond stop doing that i think i actually would get a bit sad...
The names Bond. Hus Bond.
GlynwynTheGog
Sorry, but I laughed at husbond
ChunkOfJuice
Call the bondulance!
I'm having a stronk
DosCocacolas
But not foe me
ChronoKitty
Meta-inception. Well stronked!
BuddyTheAlion
Pretty sure this was top comment last time this gif was posted.
jup83
I do it all the time, problem is the kid is now taking it over as well.
Ah shit!
hines7848
I get my face in there
Best one is when my girlfriend is cooking and says "Can you give me a little spoon?"
dumberthanyouraveragebear
* or he’s
verukt89
Speaking for men.... please grab our butts lol
Playmaker101
Just make sure he’s not trying to pull a prank
I would have done the same thing the second woman did. Lol! Poor fella.
SUREEMANN
Omg, I have never seen this before. Glorious.
firearmofdoom
That’s some funny ass shit right there the suspense is great
My ex wife stopped slapping my butt 3 years before we divorced....that was a sign
FlameBeard86
Physical intimacy is the first thing to go in a failing relationship
DonaldFuck
So your saying my mom's marriage is in a good state?
MrRandom314159
Depends on how hard she's slapping.
I mean...maybe?
You're
IHaveUnpopularOpinions
A
FedVetus
I smack my own butt.
bomboy23
I poke the booty hole and make the Pillsbury dough boy noise
missmalice
I had to double check the username because I thought my husband posted this.
KismetCrew
Gonnaderpya
Need me a GF that'll do that to me too ?
UnspokenX
everything after the 4th word you said was redundant.
StarscreamAndHutch
Can’t upvote. 69. Nice.
Teddyfreakingroosevelt
Nice
ZaphodForgotHisTowel
Nathanfake
noice
Ihatedecidingonausername
Or honk a boob
Ponitytto
If my SO honked my boobs even fucking once, I would hit him so hard! :D
That's what we call positive reinforcement
kalka44
this
Silnt39
Lol she still thinks I'm gonna get tired of grabbing her boobs when she's changing or out of the shower
lildog21
My wife has started giving a little pause just go get my attention cause I will do this all the time
She'll be 80, and I'll still be at it
AnUpvote
Me too! Slint39's wife's boobs feel great!
Right?! Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so!
3MsAndaJTL
Can’t wait until when she starts invading your private moments. I can hear you screaming “muh privacy” already.
Please. I invite it. Men don't get the attention they give. So all is appreciated
Yeah? Heaven forbid they purposely unlock a door u locked. Or a vehicle. Or a phone. Grab em by that thing, it’s all the rage
Geeze. Not sure who made you so angry but it's not nice to take it out on strangers. Seek therapy.
sfbiker
I thought you were supposed to dry-hump butt when she bends over like that
somedudeyoumightknow
Could throw off their balance. Safer for grab/caress/grope/smack.
No chance, I hold on with both hands
NowYouAreMine
If I don't get an ass slap, dry humped, credit card or dick swipe I know something is wrong with him lol
your username, is relevant?
Very much so
KittensCanBeAssholes
For some reason I hate being dry humped :E
I used to hate it too until one day I said to myself "I'm going to hump him back". So it's just funny now and the harassment is mutal
Have to try it. But would be only funny if he'd hate it too :D
Oh of course he doesn't like it, but that's why I do it
cmsport2
Agreed, an ass slap or grab is encouraged by me, but dry hump just makes me think of a dog. Feels desperate.
Broski1235747
My credit card move only works if you leave the chip in for a few seconds
Digitalblade
Just the chip
NotAfraidToOffendYou
I haven't seen anyone get the credit card since elementary school. Nice lol
CptRobotNinja
Its everywhere you want to be man
fairlytwisted
What is a "credit card"?
Counterfit
A small piece of rectangular plastic with a unique number that lets you spend money you haven't earned yet
velicitia
but that's not important right now.
PokeSmotRVA
Swipe something through her ass crack
Noice
LadyLittleBear
I'll borrow that to treat my bf with!
Sheldonian
Nani!
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
Dude, that's no way to treat your sister.
lethalin
She is like
RhamnusiaThePaladin
Low five!
Wak3l3oarder
That shit comes my way you will never again get a butt smack and I'll probably grow distant and leave butt smacks are needed
AndGo
But the respect for the perfect low five...
profiledit
painkiller1968
ihaveunrequitedcatsyndrome
Hhmmm I would welcome a slap rather than my husband dry humping my butt the moment I bend over....Almost fall over every time.
rmsrmsrms38
ComradeCorgi
Not gonna lie, this is actually pretty fuckin funny
Dougamer
Thank you for your honesty
B99Reactions
only for a second
ClassicFrank
It's a TikTok trend!
LOPEZ956
Nice tiktok
Lipwigzer
GeneralWho
DustsStars
AndGo
Lol what is this, because its life
puente842124
In today's news.....husband was butt blocked this morning.....
OaksParcel
Any still frame of this looks like it could be a Victorian era painting.
bigboneded
yoshipls
All I hear is the scene from Aladdin “still I think he’s rather tasty”
WoeToHice
Thanks, I can't unhear that now.
janeavrige7
Hubby hates it when I ruin his butt smack attempts
UpgradeCookie93
Takes me back to my good times while married. Divorced 1.5yrs now.
CurbYourClassWar
"U nEvER sEem iNtEResteD aNyMOre!"
Harryteeters
WeylandYutaniCorp
Sheldonian
Angry sex, nice
wolfspirit21
She used yhr strap on
wolfspirit21
*The....jfc....
Wolf2Worrior
Song is Ultra Instinct by King Cobra feat. Stixkola & Ched'r
scJazz
Giving u an upvote for science and want you to know I hated that.
daboogiemansta
gerardMajax
that one guy that got the reference nice !
kikiohearts
Swiggity swooty
Voidlynsane
This mans referencing is over 9000
Sipulikeitto
I needed this! Sorry!
ruferto
nice - i think you should time the other transitions to the beat too
Sipulikeitto
Shush! I don't want to spend more than 15min in such shenanigans!
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Later... that plant
Vegonbrei
Poor Agrajag...
InfinityDrop
Here we find an intellectual in their natural habitat. Observe the ellipsis to punctuate their own eletitism and their sentence. Gorgeous.
miakkamisfit
I’m married 34 years and my wife knows I’m “toucha da butt” if she bends over. Still giggle when dem titties come out too
eastend666
Oh those French people, barefoot on their balconies, adjusting their flowers and drinking their Evian.
Neinas
No wonder Americans are jealous
lauraInternetJunkie
That's pretty standard indeed
NotHarry2times4
My wife get genuinely upset if I dont give her an ass grab if the opportunity presents itself.
SteamChameleon
Yup, pretty much!
ruferto
"i've been bending over for like 5 minutes already"
SirSamuelVimesTheCat
This, and 'are you sick?' if I don't look down the blouse
UnpopularOpinions
Why is the music "still I think he's rather tasty" from Aladdin?
AndGo
OK GOOD IT WASNT JUST ME
magentasponge
I was thinking the same thing
FlamingoAsFuck
I was thinking "skip the drama, stay with Mama" from 'Mother Knows Best' in Tangled!
CavendishBandana
Thank you! Thought the same thing!
HeartsAndStars
One slap, right on the ass crack. One slap, just on the cheek. I guess I better ask before I eeeeeat
HeartsAndStars
Gotta slap to eat, gotta eat to fuck, tell ya all about it when i got the tiiiime
BalaclavaBob
Should have gone for a boob honk . Girls looove a boob honk .
detectivekagami
It's fine, he does a lot of silly/immature antics but never like BAD immature. Sometimes annoying, there are literal kids around already.
MrBlueSands
I just use one finger, and proclaim in a loud falsetto, "Titty Poke!!!"
BalaclavaBob
Unorthodox but loving your work .
talaknor31415
From all of these sad replies, your wives need to attain a sense of humor. If I can't honk my wife's boobs, what's the point of marriage?
BalaclavaBob
I believe that in Scotland it's actually part of the marriage vows .
Ovaender
I fucking hate them
BalaclavaBob
Then none for you ! wedgie ?
Ovaender
Only if you want a punch in the nuts
BalaclavaBob
Well it's a tempting offer and totally deserved but I'm gonna have to pass lol
Ovaender
Love your honesty :)
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
Only when done correctly. My ex was too heavy handed. Boob honks should not hurt.
BalaclavaBob
Minimal squeeze , maximum honk noise .
Thisismycareface
No. No they do not
AnythingMuchShorter
yeah, but can you imagine if they did?
BalaclavaBob
Not even when you make the noise of a horn ?
BishlamekGurpgork
My girlfriend loves that. But it doesn't make her horny, it just makes her laugh. If that's why I do it, golden.
furriephillips
Laughter is a precursor for horniness. Laughter is an aphrodisiac.
BishlamekGurpgork
Laughter is emotional, and arousal is all about emotion, but I'd say there are some intermediary steps to
baringmo
We have much to learn
ephsteph
The other day, husband honked my boob, farted, and walked away. Marriage!
furriephillips
Life goals.
unit117jax
Thank you for the laugh, I actually chuckled
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
The woman in the street I gave the honk too didn't seem to please.
ArgonSpark
That's because you didn't go for the spank first
cre8majic
except during a certain time of the month
lucivjov
Yeah fuck Mondays
cre8majic
Haha! Hope you're heading into a good weekend, my friend!
BalaclavaBob
That week you just make the hot water bottle , provide food and the TV remote AND NOTHING ELSE ! :)
cre8majic
also don't prolong any arguments or criticisms...
pollypocketfullofposies
BalaclavaBob
Yep .
sirfanciesadrought
Makes sense
cre8majic
"Boom", haha, thanks!
ThankYouForYourTime
This was considered foreplay by my ex husband
idklolwut12
I’m glad he isnt your husband anymore. That shit gets really annoying
ThankYouForYourTime
Me too! I’m so much happier
zFUBARz
It's considered a good night around here. Foreplay is hey, we fucking today? (granted we have a young kid so you gotta plan ahead)
Snooj
Yeah, foreplay is the kids putting on a video.
coop61gt
So you single
ThankYouForYourTime
There is currently no one honking my boobs but myself
TitillatingPterodactyl
Hahahaa..hhaaha..ha...heh....its not?
ThankYouForYourTime
Depends on if it’s your only move or not. His was the boob honk and the crotch grab to “see if it’s warmed up”
stinkonamonkey
50% of the time, it works every time.
batukhan
LOL
BishlamekGurpgork
See, that's what I do when I want to make her laugh.
BishlamekGurpgork
I also say "honk" with each squeeze.
ThankYouForYourTime
He did too. And it did make me laugh.. at first.
BishlamekGurpgork
Ah, stopped being amusing and he kept it up? My condolences.
squirrelwithabushytail
Irish foreplay... brace yourself Mary!
gregorclegane
This is so fucking true hahahaha
DimensionalSparkle
Ahhhhh, I get it. That’s why the wife loves the ol’ boob honk
aSheepAmongWolves
Is this why he is your ex husband now?
ThankYouForYourTime
One of several reasons. He would actually make the “honk honk” noise when he squeezed me too
detectivekagami
Dang ._. thats..that's so stupid.
aSheepAmongWolves
Oh boy xD
XIXIXimena
Astounding. Who wouldn't be turned on by the exceedingly puerile "Tune In Tokyo" boob-move? You must have "issues". /s
ImHereForExplicitContent
You're saying this like it's NOT the key to unleashing Niagara Falls.
awesomekev408
Yeah wtf, that's an instant keeper right there if I was a girl. Proper marriage material.
IveGotRedOnMe
BedBugDude
If you don't grab or smack your SOs butt when she's bending over, are you even married?
newtonsthirdrule
ImGuRianS must SKREECH Double-standards everrrryday
WolfofEdensGate
My husband and I do it to each other all the time. Why else would I marry him if I can't touch da booty?
TrixQuatro5
Why you gotta be married?
bs3080foshizzle
Every single time!
girlypants91
putcleverusernamehere
100%
komododave
I like to go half butt smacks, half inappropriate sexual comments in front of our toddler. Keep ‘em guessing.
LetsBeFair
Nope you’re just SOs
Cofrane
I do it aaaaalll the time. Cannot even stop myself.
GeekAtLarge1
Yes, you’re married, but you’re pushing rope. . .
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
how else would you know that they love you without a little goose now and then
CarlottaVonSprockett
I feel so dumb. I thought she was trying to do a nut tap and he stopped her. Now I understand lol.
Smigions
Correct. If you don't give the tush a smack when in reach you are not married.
gargoylenipples
If I ever stop smacking my husband's butt at every opportunity, he'll know I've been taken over by alien mind control. Must. Smäk. Booty.
schananagans
I can't see how
NapoleonDynOmite
We play kancho!
GreaterDog
I saw that tweet too
WarBearGrrrrrrr
I just bend over with her, cannot be bothered with (smacking that ass) foreplay, when in that situation out on a balcony
metalrulercid
An absolute truth of the universe.
BonerJamz2000
I get a forceful hard humping. A smack would almost be an insult at this point.
TurnThisShpAround
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
asoftstrawberry
I can't stop touching my husbands ass!!!
RoutemasterFlash
Neither can I!
RoutemasterFlash
Could you tell him I'm sorry, but I just can't help myself?
CodeChimpin
My wife hasn’t touched any part of me in almost a year. I can assure you I don’t feel married.
klatremus
The Day my husbond stop doing that i think i actually would get a bit sad...
komododave
The names Bond. Hus Bond.
GlynwynTheGog
Sorry, but I laughed at husbond
ChunkOfJuice
Call the bondulance!
GlynwynTheGog
I'm having a stronk
DosCocacolas
But not foe me
ChronoKitty
Meta-inception. Well stronked!
BuddyTheAlion
Pretty sure this was top comment last time this gif was posted.
jup83
I do it all the time, problem is the kid is now taking it over as well.
sirfanciesadrought
Ah shit!
hines7848
I get my face in there
RoutemasterFlash
Best one is when my girlfriend is cooking and says "Can you give me a little spoon?"
dumberthanyouraveragebear
* or he’s
verukt89
Speaking for men.... please grab our butts lol
Playmaker101
Just make sure he’s not trying to pull a prank
asoftstrawberry
I would have done the same thing the second woman did. Lol! Poor fella.
SUREEMANN
Omg, I have never seen this before. Glorious.
firearmofdoom
That’s some funny ass shit right there the suspense is great
dumberthanyouraveragebear
My ex wife stopped slapping my butt 3 years before we divorced....that was a sign
FlameBeard86
Physical intimacy is the first thing to go in a failing relationship
dumberthanyouraveragebear
DonaldFuck
So your saying my mom's marriage is in a good state?
MrRandom314159
Depends on how hard she's slapping.
dumberthanyouraveragebear
I mean...maybe?
DonaldFuck
You're
IHaveUnpopularOpinions
A
FedVetus
I smack my own butt.
bomboy23
I poke the booty hole and make the Pillsbury dough boy noise
missmalice
I had to double check the username because I thought my husband posted this.
KismetCrew
Gonnaderpya
Need me a GF that'll do that to me too ?
UnspokenX
everything after the 4th word you said was redundant.
StarscreamAndHutch
Can’t upvote. 69. Nice.
Teddyfreakingroosevelt
Nice
ZaphodForgotHisTowel
Nice
Nathanfake
noice
Ihatedecidingonausername
Or honk a boob
Ponitytto
If my SO honked my boobs even fucking once, I would hit him so hard! :D
Ihatedecidingonausername
That's what we call positive reinforcement
kalka44
this
Silnt39
Lol she still thinks I'm gonna get tired of grabbing her boobs when she's changing or out of the shower
lildog21
My wife has started giving a little pause just go get my attention cause I will do this all the time
hines7848
She'll be 80, and I'll still be at it
AnUpvote
Me too! Slint39's wife's boobs feel great!
Silnt39
Right?! Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so!
3MsAndaJTL
Can’t wait until when she starts invading your private moments. I can hear you screaming “muh privacy” already.
Silnt39
Please. I invite it. Men don't get the attention they give. So all is appreciated
3MsAndaJTL
Yeah? Heaven forbid they purposely unlock a door u locked. Or a vehicle. Or a phone. Grab em by that thing, it’s all the rage
Silnt39
Geeze. Not sure who made you so angry but it's not nice to take it out on strangers. Seek therapy.
sfbiker
I thought you were supposed to dry-hump butt when she bends over like that
somedudeyoumightknow
Could throw off their balance. Safer for grab/caress/grope/smack.
sfbiker
No chance, I hold on with both hands
NowYouAreMine
If I don't get an ass slap, dry humped, credit card or dick swipe I know something is wrong with him lol
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
Nathanfake
your username, is relevant?
NowYouAreMine
Very much so
KittensCanBeAssholes
For some reason I hate being dry humped :E
NowYouAreMine
I used to hate it too until one day I said to myself "I'm going to hump him back". So it's just funny now and the harassment is mutal
KittensCanBeAssholes
Have to try it. But would be only funny if he'd hate it too :D
NowYouAreMine
Oh of course he doesn't like it, but that's why I do it
cmsport2
Agreed, an ass slap or grab is encouraged by me, but dry hump just makes me think of a dog. Feels desperate.
Broski1235747
My credit card move only works if you leave the chip in for a few seconds
NowYouAreMine
Digitalblade
Just the chip
NotAfraidToOffendYou
I haven't seen anyone get the credit card since elementary school. Nice lol
CptRobotNinja
Its everywhere you want to be man
fairlytwisted
What is a "credit card"?
Counterfit
A small piece of rectangular plastic with a unique number that lets you spend money you haven't earned yet
velicitia
but that's not important right now.
PokeSmotRVA
Swipe something through her ass crack
fairlytwisted
Noice
LadyLittleBear
I'll borrow that to treat my bf with!