Feb 11, 2018 12:53 PM
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SilkyZ
that was not right?
pieter42
Well that was a strange interaction
DAWNSEVEN
Aw. I tell my husband he's pretty. Nothing feminine about him. He's easy on the eyes. Pretty. I just don't like the word "handsome".
Tisodin
I have done that before at work. But i actually said "Finger Guns! PEW PEW!!" yeah, that was awkward.....
DaninoY
The spaghetti...
faceofpoopy
Better than being called "cute".
MrWookloaf
Its unclear if youre male or female. I will assume you're female for being called pretty.
evilspock
Correct response is “thank you, I *feel* pretty”.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Later on, she got on imgur and read this post and recognized OP
Pheralg
Hedgehoglet
Yeah? I got a hug today, and said thanks..
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
nonamejanie
Some of us think awkward and shy is cute and endearing. I married one.
The1Freeman
Bottom part should be red. Finger guns are the answer to everything
DukeDarkwood
That's where you're right, kiddo.
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
Samtermaine
She is probably freaking out because she called you pretty
bmkoknl42
Fingerbanging without consent... May not have been the best idea
KallumSnow
TouchMyInfection
TrachycarpusRex3
Just call her handsome
RainbowMinion
Sometimes handsome isn’t a strong enough word to describe someone looking good. Women have beautiful, pretty gorgeous, stunning 1/2
Breathtaking, ect. I call the guy I’m dating gorgeous cuz he is so good looking that handsome seems to generic Also women like pretty things
BurnieCinders
zoop zoop
Mouldymort
tabasco225
That's a totally acceptable response...
bosho
Should have brought it home with a killer "see you later, alligator"
MacleanK
As a girl who uses finger guns, I would have thought it was awesome.
NoFoxLeft
At least Im not the only one shooting finger guns. I started a finger gun epidemic at my hospital.
WorkerLurker
Patient O
PaNiKGoblin
You had the perfect opportunity to say you caused a finger banging epidemic at the hospital.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
epidemic...hospital...
G1ngerBoy
I don't see the problem here? Most the girls I know would find that humorous though for best results completing here after is a good idea
VodkaReindeer
You have to finish afterlife before dating? Damn.
*her
CloudCider
Whatevet you say Ginger Boy
*complimenting
realbrickwall
Oh, man, I'm gonna complete!~
TittiesMcgeeDaTurd
I'M SO CLOSE TO COMPLETION!!
IM COMPLETING IM COMPLETING *gasps for air*
entropyk
Probably the first time ever that she smiled when she saw red between her legs...!
imonsei
if she's into you, she will interpet that positively
Frederf
Into you? @ipegonthefirstdate
Wheresthecoffee
Yeaaaaa I say that to my S/O all the time when I’m feeling flirty
override367
If I get a compliment in any context I assume I'm being fucked with
mavruda
She won't - the OP made the guns with middle fingers
ilovefluids
Pew pew pew pew
EtPourtantNon
Even if she wasn’t into you before, she might be after that.
AnImgurianAlwaysChecksUsernameFirst
But, is she really into you? Again, you can't really tell.
i8thebones
elchupicabra
I appreciate the casually explained reference
Jarebear87
Read it in Casually Explained's voice
mmartin762
This hits too close to home
AManWhoWasntThere
or...
bruthalamus
she'll jump off of a boat without reluctance
Inmert
Will call Hr and fuck you out of a job.
banjokaboom
hey what do you know, you weren't there
WallpaperProblems
Maybe it’s the NSA
ElSenorFluffybutt
maybe it's Maybelline
AidenT92
TheFrozenNorwegian
Mystery? Maybe. Hotel? Trivago
rockyhorrorisme
As an actual, real life woman-- no the fuck she will not. She will take it as a very clear sign you're only interested in being friends.
PracticalCactus
Liar those don’t exist on the internet
RexFury
Thank you for speaking for half of the population of earth. Never have any two people figured out their own way to have a relationship.
DapperLordDestral
Yes, if thats your only interaction I guess
PsycheSiren
Woman here, I agree. If a guy called me “man” I’d just take it as a sign he views me as a friend, not romantic interest.
DrTadakichi
As a Californian, what if he called you dude?
LolaSupershot
Same same
feeltheice
Nah dude is gender neutral
BreadyStinellis
Yeah, I would assume any guy who calls me man or dude doesn't like me.
So you're arch rival would be your husband then?
What?
Anistuffs
That's just sad.
Why? If a girl called you one of her "gal pals" would you assume she wants to date you? I doubt it.
Why would a girl wanting to date me be a factor in question anyway?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Men aren't socialized in the same way as women. They have a harder time understanding subtle social cues. If you like one, don't just (1)
assume he's not interested just because he fails to give the exact answer you wanted. If you have to subtle, try a few times. If not, (2)
just tell him. (3)
madda1208
If I didn't in my case, I wouldn't be with my boyfriend now. (2)
Contundo
Or just skip to the last step.
You're a smart man and no, it's not pushing, (as someone else said) not all men are very confindent, someone needs to be "encouraged". (1)
If he's giving me cues he's not interested, I'm not gonna push it. What you're asking me to do is creepy and inappropriate.
No, I'm just asking you to be sure he actually got the cue. As I explained, this is not always a given. I'm not advocating pestering people.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
I think this is why guys are often characterised as oblivious. They're not sure of social cues and erring on the side of caution
dankinator420
I think his point is you may be misinterpreting the cues he is giving off due to the different ways males and females socialise
The one missing the point is you. My point was that it is better to err on the side of caution than to risk perpetrating sexual harassment.
LieutenantPervertReadyforDuty
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
whosagoodboy92
pyrotica
I can hear it in my head
BallsDeepInExistentialDread
What's this from? Animation looks so crisp!
flowen8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Wlh98dcSA
Butane9000
.
mysticTaco
ubiquityy
suretoast
What the fuck did I just watch?
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Kill La Kill
treeofbrightflame
Ripraptor
It's like a minute long.
SilkyZ
that was not right?
pieter42
Well that was a strange interaction
DAWNSEVEN
Aw. I tell my husband he's pretty. Nothing feminine about him. He's easy on the eyes. Pretty. I just don't like the word "handsome".
Tisodin
I have done that before at work. But i actually said "Finger Guns! PEW PEW!!" yeah, that was awkward.....
DaninoY
The spaghetti...
faceofpoopy
Better than being called "cute".
MrWookloaf
Its unclear if youre male or female. I will assume you're female for being called pretty.
evilspock
Correct response is “thank you, I *feel* pretty”.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Later on, she got on imgur and read this post and recognized OP
Pheralg
Hedgehoglet
Yeah? I got a hug today, and said thanks..
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
nonamejanie
Some of us think awkward and shy is cute and endearing. I married one.
The1Freeman
Bottom part should be red. Finger guns are the answer to everything
DukeDarkwood
That's where you're right, kiddo.
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
Samtermaine
She is probably freaking out because she called you pretty
bmkoknl42
Fingerbanging without consent... May not have been the best idea
KallumSnow
TouchMyInfection
TrachycarpusRex3
Just call her handsome
RainbowMinion
Sometimes handsome isn’t a strong enough word to describe someone looking good. Women have beautiful, pretty gorgeous, stunning 1/2
RainbowMinion
Breathtaking, ect. I call the guy I’m dating gorgeous cuz he is so good looking that handsome seems to generic Also women like pretty things
BurnieCinders
zoop zoop
Mouldymort
tabasco225
That's a totally acceptable response...
bosho
Should have brought it home with a killer "see you later, alligator"
MacleanK
As a girl who uses finger guns, I would have thought it was awesome.
NoFoxLeft
At least Im not the only one shooting finger guns. I started a finger gun epidemic at my hospital.
WorkerLurker
Patient O
PaNiKGoblin
You had the perfect opportunity to say you caused a finger banging epidemic at the hospital.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Pheralg
epidemic...hospital...
G1ngerBoy
I don't see the problem here? Most the girls I know would find that humorous though for best results completing here after is a good idea
VodkaReindeer
You have to finish afterlife before dating? Damn.
G1ngerBoy
*her
CloudCider
Whatevet you say Ginger Boy
G1ngerBoy
*complimenting
realbrickwall
Oh, man, I'm gonna complete!~
TittiesMcgeeDaTurd
I'M SO CLOSE TO COMPLETION!!
G1ngerBoy
IM COMPLETING IM COMPLETING *gasps for air*
entropyk
Probably the first time ever that she smiled when she saw red between her legs...!
imonsei
if she's into you, she will interpet that positively
Frederf
Into you? @ipegonthefirstdate
Wheresthecoffee
Yeaaaaa I say that to my S/O all the time when I’m feeling flirty
override367
If I get a compliment in any context I assume I'm being fucked with
mavruda
She won't - the OP made the guns with middle fingers
ilovefluids
Pew pew pew pew
EtPourtantNon
Even if she wasn’t into you before, she might be after that.
AnImgurianAlwaysChecksUsernameFirst
But, is she really into you? Again, you can't really tell.
i8thebones
elchupicabra
I appreciate the casually explained reference
Jarebear87
Read it in Casually Explained's voice
mmartin762
This hits too close to home
AManWhoWasntThere
or...
bruthalamus
she'll jump off of a boat without reluctance
Inmert
Will call Hr and fuck you out of a job.
banjokaboom
hey what do you know, you weren't there
WallpaperProblems
Maybe it’s the NSA
ElSenorFluffybutt
maybe it's Maybelline
AidenT92
TheFrozenNorwegian
Mystery? Maybe. Hotel? Trivago
rockyhorrorisme
As an actual, real life woman-- no the fuck she will not. She will take it as a very clear sign you're only interested in being friends.
PracticalCactus
Liar those don’t exist on the internet
RexFury
Thank you for speaking for half of the population of earth. Never have any two people figured out their own way to have a relationship.
DapperLordDestral
Yes, if thats your only interaction I guess
PsycheSiren
Woman here, I agree. If a guy called me “man” I’d just take it as a sign he views me as a friend, not romantic interest.
DrTadakichi
As a Californian, what if he called you dude?
LolaSupershot
Same same
feeltheice
Nah dude is gender neutral
BreadyStinellis
Yeah, I would assume any guy who calls me man or dude doesn't like me.
RexFury
So you're arch rival would be your husband then?
BreadyStinellis
What?
Anistuffs
That's just sad.
BreadyStinellis
Why? If a girl called you one of her "gal pals" would you assume she wants to date you? I doubt it.
Anistuffs
Why would a girl wanting to date me be a factor in question anyway?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Men aren't socialized in the same way as women. They have a harder time understanding subtle social cues. If you like one, don't just (1)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
assume he's not interested just because he fails to give the exact answer you wanted. If you have to subtle, try a few times. If not, (2)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
just tell him. (3)
madda1208
If I didn't in my case, I wouldn't be with my boyfriend now. (2)
Contundo
Or just skip to the last step.
madda1208
You're a smart man and no, it's not pushing, (as someone else said) not all men are very confindent, someone needs to be "encouraged". (1)
rockyhorrorisme
If he's giving me cues he's not interested, I'm not gonna push it. What you're asking me to do is creepy and inappropriate.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
No, I'm just asking you to be sure he actually got the cue. As I explained, this is not always a given. I'm not advocating pestering people.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
I think this is why guys are often characterised as oblivious. They're not sure of social cues and erring on the side of caution
dankinator420
I think his point is you may be misinterpreting the cues he is giving off due to the different ways males and females socialise
rockyhorrorisme
The one missing the point is you. My point was that it is better to err on the side of caution than to risk perpetrating sexual harassment.
LieutenantPervertReadyforDuty
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
whosagoodboy92
pyrotica
I can hear it in my head
BallsDeepInExistentialDread
What's this from? Animation looks so crisp!
flowen8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Wlh98dcSA
Butane9000
.
mysticTaco
ubiquityy
.
suretoast
What the fuck did I just watch?
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Kill La Kill
treeofbrightflame
Ripraptor
It's like a minute long.