Apr 2, 2024 11:47 PM
LogicDude
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StanBantheTanMan
BITTERNS CAN DO THAT???!?!!?
elucca
Bluster in nature is great, I bet that thing is harmless but fuck if I wouldn't get the hell away when it does that.
zakisback
Somethign right out of Resident Evil.... shit
imreallyjusthereforthecats
v
slidewhistlesymphony
A bittern trying to frighten you away from its nest, I would imagine.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Dinosaur
StoicHoneyBadger
I'm not going to lie, I'm a 6 ft 5-in fat guy and even I was a bit intimidated by that.
zeacorzeppelin10
That's impressive!
chimpo64
".....so why are you smiling?" "I know something that you don't..."
ufindjosh1
PepeLePew71
Stange looking bird.
Ploty
I've never been that close to see it do like these forms. I mean its an utter shy bird, I always see it fleeing
SteerpikeSteerpike
10Upvotes
DarthMaddness
Dam nature you scary!..
spiceass9000
Considering that’s a human filming that could punt that fucker far as fuck I gotta say this bird has balls. Like a lot of birds… why are birds so recklessly aggressive?
tombeithemist
Man, I always thought those birbs were friendly and sweet, turns out they're scary and bittern..
stronomer
OK, definitely scared me.
JDJersey
Its health bar just refilled and the music turned operatic
StarmineRendezvous
Around Christmas people were posting this in reference to epic battles with Santa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanzeMEEgYM
rookie23
The hp bar went from 'generic' to having a bolder frame around it.
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
https://youtu.be/6FJXjJeOU6Q?feature=shared something like this is what I hear.
Jsupes
Wait… the scarlet bloom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. Now, rot!
Zerphses
https://youtu.be/1dSilEmz7FE?t=105
zerogenix
fucking dinosaurs
BrigidtheMechLady
Imagine it's 6 feet tall with a maw full of teeth instead of a beak. Now tell me that feathered dinosaurs wouldn't be intimidating.
vindik8or
bridgebrain
I mean, Emus
RyanOldford
Ah yes, Australia’s greatest defeat
MrE158
Anyone who's said that has never been up close to an ostrich, emu, cassowary or rhea. They're all pretty big feathered dinosaurs.
Emus are pretty dopey, but cassowaries... they're prepared to remind an ape who ruled the planet first.
thetagger
tclothingw
You beat me to it
A bittern. They do the beak-up stillness to hide, but if they know they're spotted they fluff up like crazy to look big.
boondoggle2025
Birb
ICanSeeYourPixels1
A attempt at camouflage, but since that failed it switch to intimidation.
shakedownblues
And looks like it rolled a dirty 20
SupposablyPersnickity
Australia? Australia.
tootallforthisroom
Doesn't Australia have an army or something? It's just a stupid bird. Deploy sone troops, crush the avian menace, back in time for tea. Simple.
DrOzmodeus
That didn't work too well last time (emu war flashbacks)
*strange grunts and hisses emanate from the dense brush "Whatever it is, it's close."
missojennie
theskepticinme
Beckeeeeeeyyy!!
JCBalance
"This is your mom's B-hole"
Holy shit! She's unimpressed tho :(
swatz
I was impressed, s'up birdie!
StanBantheTanMan
BITTERNS CAN DO THAT???!?!!?
elucca
Bluster in nature is great, I bet that thing is harmless but fuck if I wouldn't get the hell away when it does that.
zakisback
Somethign right out of Resident Evil.... shit
imreallyjusthereforthecats
slidewhistlesymphony
A bittern trying to frighten you away from its nest, I would imagine.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Dinosaur
StoicHoneyBadger
I'm not going to lie, I'm a 6 ft 5-in fat guy and even I was a bit intimidated by that.
zeacorzeppelin10
That's impressive!
chimpo64
".....so why are you smiling?" "I know something that you don't..."
ufindjosh1
PepeLePew71
Stange looking bird.
Ploty
I've never been that close to see it do like these forms. I mean its an utter shy bird, I always see it fleeing
SteerpikeSteerpike
10Upvotes
DarthMaddness
Dam nature you scary!..
spiceass9000
Considering that’s a human filming that could punt that fucker far as fuck I gotta say this bird has balls. Like a lot of birds… why are birds so recklessly aggressive?
tombeithemist
Man, I always thought those birbs were friendly and sweet, turns out they're scary and bittern..
stronomer
OK, definitely scared me.
JDJersey
Its health bar just refilled and the music turned operatic
StarmineRendezvous
Around Christmas people were posting this in reference to epic battles with Santa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanzeMEEgYM
rookie23
The hp bar went from 'generic' to having a bolder frame around it.
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
https://youtu.be/6FJXjJeOU6Q?feature=shared something like this is what I hear.
Jsupes
Wait… the scarlet bloom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. Now, rot!
Zerphses
https://youtu.be/1dSilEmz7FE?t=105
zerogenix
fucking dinosaurs
BrigidtheMechLady
Imagine it's 6 feet tall with a maw full of teeth instead of a beak. Now tell me that feathered dinosaurs wouldn't be intimidating.
vindik8or
bridgebrain
I mean, Emus
RyanOldford
Ah yes, Australia’s greatest defeat
MrE158
Anyone who's said that has never been up close to an ostrich, emu, cassowary or rhea. They're all pretty big feathered dinosaurs.
vindik8or
Emus are pretty dopey, but cassowaries... they're prepared to remind an ape who ruled the planet first.
thetagger
tclothingw
You beat me to it
MrE158
A bittern. They do the beak-up stillness to hide, but if they know they're spotted they fluff up like crazy to look big.
boondoggle2025
Birb
ICanSeeYourPixels1
A attempt at camouflage, but since that failed it switch to intimidation.
shakedownblues
And looks like it rolled a dirty 20
SupposablyPersnickity
Australia? Australia.
tootallforthisroom
Doesn't Australia have an army or something? It's just a stupid bird. Deploy sone troops, crush the avian menace, back in time for tea. Simple.
DrOzmodeus
That didn't work too well last time (emu war flashbacks)
tootallforthisroom
*strange grunts and hisses emanate from the dense brush "Whatever it is, it's close."
missojennie
theskepticinme
Beckeeeeeeyyy!!
JCBalance
"This is your mom's B-hole"
tclothingw
Holy shit! She's unimpressed tho :(
swatz
I was impressed, s'up birdie!