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Oct 18, 2016 9:11 PM
Dunkalot
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LordOfTheDownvotes
I can't believe that I am sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.
MrWoodchip
This reads like a Warren Ellis comic. This is a good thing.
CaptJYossarian
Slow clap...
TeardropIvy25
I've seen this a dozen times and laugh just as hard now as I did the first time
bananafoen
That's the guy from critical miss
oribakeikipan
I've lived in Japan for 4 years now and despite the huge variety of delicious food, the UKs sweaty kebabs are what I miss most about home
KharnApproves
I will upvote this every single time it's reposted. It's the best series of tweets of all time
dodrian
I miss living in Britain :(
LifeOfCray
Brittish kebab tastes like shit. Source: Had the misfortune of living in the UK.
NotAnIroningBoard
Can confirm, this is every, EVERY night out in the U.K.
cogs
This and the legendary explosive diarrhea greentext are probably my two favorite memories here. Those and most any Ken M dump.
DaveB63
There's basically two ways to finish up a session down the pub... Either "I could murder a curry" or "Who wants a kebab?"
artemizer
He might have copied it from Ali Wong baby cobra special
ZeRootOfAllEvil
@Greythetick Hope you're getting royalties
IHateTheLotOfYou
Amir sounds like a modern day CMOT Dibbler
BalkanDude
cinderhellafine
@JEllyFuckingBeans
StanislastheManislas
As a Brit, can confirm 100 fucking percent.
Almightycatofdoom
And now, I want kebab.
meriware
This really felt like a spicier version of Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler to me.
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fyndir
I feel like his main objection would be the permanency of the rotary appliance for the meat. Sausages and buns are far more portable.
RektanglesForEveryone
Memories, so many memories
fuckpuffins
LIES. Canadian keebob places are where the Shart originated.
CaptEgDiggles
This is correct
Blackistan
it's come to a point where I click 'random' and know I'll see the kebob pic ...
Gianttesticlemonster
If its questionable food that gives you the shits you are after. Perogie cart. If you want to know what angels taste like. Any poutiniere.
Raskull
Poutine ❤
idlechatter
I'll have you know I'm very good at holding my breath.
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idlechatter
I'm of Eastern European descent. I'm more likely to be the one doing the mincing.
Blamblam101
In Georgia, USA we'd go to Waffle House for 3am Patty Melts.
WellWellWellIDontKnowWhatToFapToNow
Native Georgian here, can confirm. Shit ain't good if the cook wasn't outside smoking when you pulled up. I can still taste the ashes.
jeezorthemighty
Remember, its not a proper waffle house unless you smell meth!
StaringAtSidewalks
In Canada we go to McDonalds. And honestly I have never been sober while eating it.
FelixTheAnimator
'Round here you 'end up' at Denny's.
Delathi
Advertising pitch : "Denny's, because we're open!"
Cyberwere
New England?
FelixTheAnimator
East Texas... last time I saw a waffle house was in Dallas.
Stephie0020
In NY we have dinners with booths made of timbs. Deadass.
memepolice420
Timbs?
Stephie0020
Timberlands smh
memepolice420
Timberlands?