ShitpostAndTonsofThem
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Nov 8, 2017 12:51 AM
ShitpostAndTonsofThem
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AcidMask
I can hook you up.
intaglioguy
So Oreo is saying it's okay to be white?
unit47
RoxanneLaWin
They've still got the teeth marks and lick on them from the kids employed to remove them.
thepartypooperscooper
4 cups powdered sugar 2 cups softened butter 2 tsp of vanilla extract
RevvyDrawsStuff
Somewhat related: Philadelphia sells tubs of 'ready to eat cheesecake filling'. Have def contemplated just eating that shit with a spoon.
SpiralNihilism
Sell it to me in a wide-nozzle squeeze tube and with a head towel so I can Hide My Sin From God
FriskyFoxie
Don't tell the guy who got upset at M'oreos.
ravishmered
Moreos guy's gonna loose his shite.
shoob10
We've come too far
puffschick420
Please tell me this is fucking for real. Someone.
ProjectSatan
it tastes like shortening if you eat too much at one time. the cookie drowns out the crisco taste.
linustheman
It is 1 part shortening 4 parts powered sugar. Taste just like the filling
davebeastly
That's all anyone wants. You think people buy Oreos for the dog food grade husk of dried mud they have the audacity to call a cookie?
redberryakaichi
gnam
FlaccidOnAcid
A.K.A Packaged Diabetes
Garrus63
Stuf!
stevenc537
That's what she said
NuVanDibe
Don't show this to the Moreos guy
moricai
Something something Moreos guy.
Kingduckky
Don't tell the Moreos guy*
HavelTh3Rock
That was the joke*
iwantyoutothrowmeaway
Why don't you just get a bowl, throw a stick of butter in, throw some sugar in, mix it, and eat that you fat fuck. Lol.
resetner
Jeez, dude. Calm your fuckin' tits.
razethew0rld
LOL
Grenateh
Because that's effort and also not the same.
MasteroftheWU
the should just call them Diabetes flavored Oreos
formington
Wait...aren't they all?
MasteroftheWU
not the watermelon flavored one. Shit was gross
whatupmyknitters
i'm concluding from this exchange that diabetes is very tasty
IllusivePanda
I remember way back in sophomore chemistry we did a lab to determine that double stuffed oreos only have around 33% more filling than normal
FlyingPandaShark
Had a friend visit, he took off the cookie parts, and left me with a wad (A MASSIVE WAD) of cream in a sad empty tin.
Meltytacos
RamPlunk
ChinaMike808
Next thing ya know, they'll be pasting "Oreo" label on a plain bag of white sugar, calling it 'Oreo in the Raw".
SpringToMyWinter
Don’t tell the guy who hates Moreos
GrateLordCheesus
@Perchuu
Goodnewwseveryone
Haha wtf. That's all they gotta say? I had no idea someone could be so passionate about something like that.
talrnu
For when you're too classy to eat a tub of frosting with a spoon, now you can get it in discreet wafer form
eichhoernchen
As a German I´m a little afraid now, on my way to google "tub of frosting"...
AnExcellentRectangle
Be sure to dip it in the juice from a cow's nipple.
penisparty
Who has time for a spoon?! The two finger form is truly a magic bringer.
LurkaMel
I’m NEVER too classy to eat a tub of frosting with a spoon.
blairmichod
Fuck, who needs a spoon? Just lower your face into the tub!
ShepskyHuskherd
My fave is too fat, it does not fit.
Tinkrr
Now they need an "All Cookies" pack, then you can buy both and build your own Oreos. It's the perfect crime.
TheatreStreet
Then you put them together, then take it apart lick the cream off then throw away the black parts
mrjazz102
Against humanity.
GingerLaird
If you think about it, they could easily make "All Cookies" and sell the cream in a jar like nutella, peanut butter, or jelly.
But4y
I wish i had that gif of fry from futurama making his own oreos.
Koalateaposts
Don't you mean "perfect cream"?
DurendaI
They do.
mwolfe1
djmoonbass
I would need a 3:1 ratio of cream to cookie.
SuspiciousGlance
Don't tell the guy who got upset at M'oreos.
GrateLordCheesus
@Perchu
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
@Perchuu
GrateLordCheesus
Dammit! Why does he have a different handle here :|
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
It's not the same person
creamyonions
I would get four packs of cookies, one pack of creme and be set! They keep "stuffing" them more and more and it's just too much for me.
creamyonions
But then of course I also like the crust the most with pies. I really just need a thin thin layer of filling in these types of things.
NachoPete
One pack of cookies and three packs of creme. Boom.
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
for real tho, this sounds like a great marketing idea for Oreo. They could be in the same box too. Just do cookie row, cream row, cookie row
ethanhawkeye
But you'd run out of Oreo cream and still have 98% of the cookies left in the package.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
https://media.giphy.com/media/G9hwRUsSFrPpK/giphy.gif
KawaiiInari
Exactly
TakWriterOfWorlds
They’re fresholiciois, but they produce an awful lot of waste.
deadeyesatan
Relevant!
schlami
Beat me to it!!
Babaloga
Damn it, first he beats me to the gif, then you beat me to the reply!
Gabetheshrub
It was exactly what I thought it was!!
DatTicTacDikDoe
My thoughts exactly.
Tinkrr
They're much fresher that way. It's amazing.
HessianGhost
Gif cuts out too early. He throws the cookie part away.
mike13815
Must have been from comedy central
Funkiebunch
They came out with the thin ones with minimal creme in the middle. I don't know what kind of psychopaths are buying them
FlyingPandaShark
elahrairah
Nope, they thinned the cookie too. It's the same ratio. Less total cookie per dollar. Very disappointing.
GingerLaird
Meh, they're targeted for people who are 'health-conscious' and don't want to feel guilty for indulging in something fantastic.
UniKornzRainBowz
WE DOUBLE STUFF IN THIS HOUSE!!! ...wait...
pandamandana
I only like the cookie!
NachoPete
Normal people may buy them once. The worst kind of psychopaths buy them again.
BannedbyastupidMod
why? What's wrong with them? In order to get a normal amount of cream you just eat the entire bag by yourself and don't share.
whatupmyknitters
i.... i like those....
MarvinTheMartiansDog
http://weknowmemes.com/generator/meme/420588/
DickMangoes
And that's okay, it's fine to have differing opinions. Just know that you will perish in the upcoming purge.
Jamerperson
I'll hold them down. I'll be the one in the clown mask
whatupmyknitters
iwaslikeduuude
The lemon ones! Mmm.
whatupmyknitters
ok i'm not THAT fucked up
Goodnewwseveryone
Idk I'm more a fan of the
CallMeVoodoo
Must taste test b4 I call sacrilege.
Goodnewwseveryone
(never had this knock-off brand, though)
idontenglishsorry
Cream between is always better than
MrBassoonBro
I like how in the upper left corner it seems like it’s called “breme weens”!
Hymes1984
I work in a factory that makes these. After I was first hired these made me chuckle for quite some time.
zadian
AahzAndArthurDent
Title of your sex tape.
Tsamane
Nine nine!
AahzAndArthurDent
Haha yes
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JayEnfield
It's a cookie. Why does anyone give fucks if it's original or not?
DurendaI
... I just though trivia was fun. Pls no bully
JayEnfield
JayEnfield
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