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There are only two certainties in life
Jun 4, 2017 5:06 AM
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polkjameskpolk
Why not both?
MissAizea
I'm always naked. Can't stand lying on a fabric wrinkle
ImAGayRobot
In before the prove it comments.
MyApiaristOwesMeAFavor
Just woke up wearing tank top. Look down. Confirmed boob.
cb101622
As a 400 lb man. Truth
schlabbalappen
Sleeping naked rules
insertwittypunhere
I wear a shirt + 5/7 times it always rides up.
madethisaccountjusttocomment
Sleep nude. Everything out, all the time.
bambiyeh
Happens every fucking time.
sheeeiit
I'm gonna need a visual aid for the second one.
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
All the fucking time.
JamesBeapukin
God bless tank tops.
taliesan
Forsake tank tops. Sleep nude. Its more comfortable to allow your boobs their freedom
Thatguyonline
But I'm a guy... and I don't have titties
theyreshellfishcoral
Just woke up in my tank top. Can confirm.
Damnenginelight
And on rare occasions, a boyfriend will be attached it .
Wobbixx
Rare? Only if you sleep alone, methinks.
missquinn22
This right meow hahah ugh boobs
Jennyfromthedock
Athenawins
You win the I Internet today
keresyk
Small boob perks- too small to fall out of a tank top
LoudMouthNelly
Grossening.
Loser37
I wish my boobs were big enough to pop out of a tank top - excluding period swelling, of course
Cerinna
Mine are usually small enough to stay covered, but I like to wear looser nightdresses because I move a lot in my sleep and then it happens.
Loser37
I usually just wear my boyfriend's long t-shirts. They're comfy and containing without being restrictive
Cerinna
I like nightdresses and lack a boyfriend, but mostly my boobs stay in so it's fine I guess.
the12thletter
Also taxes.
LivingTheDream13
That's why you go to bed with no shirt on at all.
MoorishBlack
laribuggy94
THE ACCURACY!
TCGView
I would hold in my girl's boobs in such circumstances. It was usually a good sleep, at least for me.
Jezebella
That's not accurate. Sometimes you wake up and both tits are out.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Tits out? I sleep in boxers in the summer, and you best hope my dick doesn't slip out like it is remembering Harambe.
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Praise Jesus for boobs
absolutelymad
Amen
SillySue007
BadCarma
Am I wearing different tanks? mine only pop out when my fiancee tries to wake me up to make the boom booms
daviddrandolph
Two titties out implies one titty is out. Totally accurate!
Imtoooldforthisshit1
Can confirm this to be true.
heislegend
My tits are always hanging out. Cause I sleep shirtless. & I have manboobs now.
Fudui2
My Name is John F Kennedy and I HAVE MAN BOOBS.............
sunlitglo
Suns out, tits out!
DukeFukkenNukem
Painkiller1020
LordStarkillerHimself
LordStarkillerHimself
Aw, where's that gif of the robot making faces when you need it...
VickyRedd
LordStarkillerHimself
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
...I need to buy the gf some tank tops
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
SKuIIFinger
I need to buy a gf for some tank tops
deGoodMan
You mean gloves?
GreenSpaceman
You mean fingerless gloves?
Azerai
You mean handwarmers?
IDownvoteSpiders
You mean mittens?
janeba69
How you so far ahead? I'm still looking for the gf
verinoth
I mean if its loose or low cut I guess maybe, I haven't had that happen.
rollercroaster
For me, it depends on the tank top
bigbrothersbinary
I'm a dude and have had that happen...
ImAMomWhatsYourSuperpower
Can confirm. No small boobs.
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
Can confirm this confirmation
SillySue007
Small boobs?
spacetrains
savage
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
Yikes.
spacetrains
Fucking yikes
howappropriateyoufightlikeacow
As a small B cup, can confirm that small boobs are no protection from this curse. (It's also not a roast, idiots)
ImThePastTenseOfDraw
Roast
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
It's not roasting. Just asking if she has small boobs cuz it might not happen if she does. Nothing shameful about smaller breasts
ImThePastTenseOfDraw
Roast
6KidsInATrenchcoat
I'm H cup and haven't had that happen.
SillySue007
I'm an F. Happens to me every time.
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SillySue007
Well, I mean, big boobs + no bra + rolling around in bed = they'd come out of anything that isn't a turtle neck. Ha!