AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Cat escaping a baseball field
Source https://www.instagram.com/p/BSxP6CxlF8x/
Apr 12, 2017 3:37 AM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.instagram.com/p/BSxP6CxlF8x/
paldrichyo
nedm
Threadnomancer
Ive noticed, for as awful a name as abortedfetus necrophiliac, this guy provides a lot of wholesome posts
IbuildRobots
Someone green screen this shit
monicalewinskeet
[crowd cheering intensifies]
lifeisapicnic
Turn the wall green screen into volcanic explosions for amazing catch footage
zma123456
That cat is scared and stressed AF, and that panting. Also the crowd cheering just going to make the cat more scared and stressed.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
*Miami's manager going nuts on the dugout phone* "I need to know if the rules say anything about cats! I found a great outfield prospect!"
janitorlady
*see cat* *must pet*
saderzh
Where is Trump when you need someone to grab the pussy
DevPool
That cat is freaking the fuck out.
SinglePorVida
Yes it was. Poor baby kitteh. I NEED RESOLUTION!
MindOfMobius
It's incredibly disoriented
acantankerouscurtain
Must. Updoot. Stadium kitteh.
Sejanus1964
Poor kitteh is fweakin out
BNabs
Poor little guy, hope he's okay
DustyistheMuffin
https://twitter.com/MarlinsPark/status/852002327745748992
MooseTraxxx
Thank you aborted fetus necrophiliac
roorooter
Got to love his work, good old aborted fetus necrophiliac.
HT72PES
Steve Maine Coon
mojo69
Que gif of the cat skittering across the ice at the Sharks game last year
Djkb6718
mojo69
Yes
totes4mahgoats
THROW IT AWAY FORGET YESTERDAY
garguybbj
[crowd cheering intensifies]
eromitlab
Kyle Barraclaw!
Gunshooow
Chronos22Gamer
*Flight of the Bumblebee plays in the background*
platonicnut
Does anyone know if it's ok?! I have anxiety :(
DustyistheMuffin
https://twitter.com/MarlinsPark/status/852002327745748992
platonicnut
Thank you rusty
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
Is Giancarlo's hand stuck in the padding or something? Lol and yes, we're on a first name basis.
whatbuttondoipush
Another heart warming post from AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
MikeTahoe
most entertainment youre likely to get at a marlins game..
taquitoz
Unless you're crushing my Braves ..
chicago2121
Well besides Stanton hitting a ball 500 feet
perseco
Truth. The stadium is pretty nice other than the shitty colors.
Volcanuz
*Baseball game in general. Seriously though, love playing it but by god watching it like golf can put you in a coma.
CodenameIfIHadToPickADude
I guess someone didn't appreciate SERGIOOOOOO's win at the masters
one1deuce
What kind of food do they got there?
avgfnjoe
Thats a nice fuckin kitty right there
pleasesaysike
Phrasing
Smayds
Model trains, kitties, Jooolian etc.
backsidenasty
Nowayrose
therealnessy
Hope the cat is ok
ranivotz
When it's running it looks like there's something wrong with the left back leg. And panting is really bad for a cat.
Cookieyay
I need to know what happened to the kitty :(
FantasySuicide
But that's my cat...
Muffinman41
Its dead
Muffinman41
Dead dead dead dead dead
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
According to the Marlins Park Twitter feed (@MarlinsPark), the cat eventually escaped "into the night"
gingersith
https://twitter.com/MarlinsPark/status/852002327745748992
ThisDique
Cat made a baseball game watchable.
IllegalDuckling
But it sacrificed its healthy mind for that. A national hero.
TacoBellBelly
He went out Harambe style
therealnessy
I hope not.
aPeniss
Don't make me remember you son of a bitch.
BlokesDunney
But you were supposed to never forget
aPeniss
Like 9-11 we never will, doesn't take the pain away when we're reminded.
OneFuckedPony
Anybody know what happened to the cat?
gingersith
https://twitter.com/MarlinsPark/status/852002327745748992
OneFuckedPony
Thanks dude. Good luck Rally Cat.
weeklypooper
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Jackpot123
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rynumi
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SovietRusalka
They captured the cat and then the whole stadium flew off into space. The cat became space president and they all lived happily ever after.
Canadianian
i like this ending
pippindvm
Just so everyone knows, a panting cat is a seriously stressed cat.
TheSaucyCrumpet
Not always, mine pants like a dog when he's exerted himself like hunting or play. That clearly is not the case in this situation though.
sothereisthat
...just ask my wife.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Mine does it when he has to go on car rides :(
weasel16
Yep! Mine pants like a crazed dog when he's en route to the vet.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
My cat pants all the time but I'm pretty sure it's because he's a fat ass
sention
My cat pants when I play with her a lot. This is her after she ran constantly for several minutes chasing string. http://imgur.com/Zd3R1Oc
Penguinsandbroadswords
Your cat has asthma. It's probably allergic to cats.
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
Can't imagine why it'd be stressed out in an otherwise seemingly normal, healthy environment for a pet like that.
SinglePorVida
Totally thinking the same thing
lostnortherner
This. Plus if your cat has it's tongue hanging out of it's mouth a lot, that's an indicator of heart problems.
UncleStansVintagePhotography
We lost our little guy at 3 years old due to a defective heart valve, and he did this more and more.
roorooter
And a debt problem.
annonymouse211
My vet totally agrees with you. My cat once panted like this when we were driving and it started hailing. The panting was a panic attack.
mvp84
My kitty panted once when we moved and he thought I was leaving him. Heartbreaking. I would never.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
My mum's cat always gets a panic attack while driving to the vet. She also vomits everytime. Poor gal (the cat not my mother).
SpecialEdForces
Thanks for the specification
SquarePegRoundButtHole
Or overheated. Or just performed strenuous exercise. Stressed or anxious as well... Not necessarily "seriously" stressed, though.
pippindvm
Just for clarification, I'm a vet. As with life there are exceptions, however cats generally do not pant like a dog.
wouldntyouliketobeapeppertoo
I'd be stressed out too if coach tossed me in a game with no clothes or glove.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Hey thanks, I need that nightmare tonight
OneFuckedPony
TheRicM
Put me in coach, I'm ready to play! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04KQydlJ-qc
Pikka
I think this is a combination here... I can't imagine a massive, screaming crowd of humans on all sides would relieve its stress levels.
BigAZNMan
I wouldn't doubt the cat lives there and is used to it. I think it's more tired from climbing a vertical wall
pragmatao
I feel really bad for the cat but your comment cracked me up.
SquarePegRoundButtHole
It definitely is. If you go watch the full video(s) that cat overall is pretty chill given the circumstances. It was around 80F in Miami...
SquarePegRoundButtHole
and it basically ran most(or more unseen) of the back field before climbing 15 or 18 feet vertical. Hot and exercise are no doubt.
LinkinPiper
IllegalDuckling
Bork bork
frosheet
Meork Meork?
Montey
That's one of those weird cat dogs
TedRob
pookieeatworld
As a kid I always wondered which end it poops from...
MedaMoo
The other end?