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tjaymyers
What's sad is when I was a kid I had this entire script memorized. I still have the voices down though.
JackCole1023
Wow i just spent 5 miniutes scrolling throuhht dat
paintbrushbloodlust
Why would you upload the Shrek script in its entirety?
DavidWentworthart
That was quite the shrektacle.
Cubby1313
And now NBC Universal owns it :)
cormwallace
Holy shit this is nuts. Im favoriting but im not happy about it.
Chikkuri
Scrolled through the bottom, was expecting Cera
BedsideTiger
Its all ogre now...
InformalProof
Reminds me of the scene fron I Am Legend where Will Smith is reciting shrek word for word in the safe house
But4y
Had to reopen the imgur app twice because the size kept making it crash... ☑️Shrekt
Carlisntreallythatbadofaguy
Should get a beast phone with 4 gigs of RAM goodness
strayaproblems
Same bruh
Truckin
No tldr; ?
angrykhan
I'll just leave this here... https://youtu.be/IPVwtCqojVw
callmestabby
tl;dr
FarNorthFarLeft
I like reading screen plays. While reading them I wonder what exactly the actors saw/felt that made them want to be part of it. Yes, money.
NekoMiko06
His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together.
By the time he toddled, Shrek could spit flame a full ninety-nine yards and vent smoke from either ear.
With just a look he cowed the reptiles in the swamp. Any snake dumb enough to bite him instantly got convulsions and died.
Arxcervus
Awesome. Didn't know some of this was said in the movie. The song in the beginning though https://youtu.be/Uo2SNtFofWI
mrkrinpets
How the hell did you find the entire script to shrek? Where can I acquire this?
ajlech14
And I still don't know what I'm doing in his swamp
Twinklepot
*this
NirvanaNik
RIP Chris Farley
LadyIgnite
I feel the scenes they were able to make with him were scary beautiful and dark
They were. I do prefer the Mike Myers version. But I love Chris Farley!
teenageasshat
Literally the best thing I've seen on this site.
Diablo72908
Is this really three WHOLE script? I was expecting a joke! Pretty kewl, though
zenoshogun
I really didn't expect those two middle pages to be a huge dickbutt ascii art.
ChestHare
I don't have the heart to even see if that's true
JorgenVonStranglesThrobbingErection
I did It! I read the whole thing!
xybolt
wittyusernamefourhundredandseventyeight
Shrek was based on a book?!
demaniak
Most things are
BarbaryLionforContinuitysSake
It was my favorite book when I was a kid, got so excited when it became a movie...Then spent the rest of my childhood convincing people 2/?
It was an actual book... Gosh darn Willem Steig, getting banned from school libraries...
IndianSpongebob
Username doesn't check out.
manic404
Whaleporn?
BearableCookie
I hate you. :)
VolunteerForSnuSnu
But title does tho
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
You think I won't scroll back up and look?
DubSackDave
Dude.. you're gonna make me scroll to the top now?!
Yes, he is an ogre
zorbivore
It's says whaleporn for those who are too lazy
MrGoombah
You da real mvp
ChipButty
Thank God for the "Home" key on the keyboard...
HraHaalari
Hi guys!! This was the first time i used the jump to comments function.
HobbsBaranov
Same
capnfudgemuffin
Same.
yamiseirei
There are DOZENS of us
iamthatsecondmouse
Me too! We're in a club!
Bergeldergle
Yup. First time as well. Hi everyone, and holy hell what a long post 0.0
rtillerson1
amirelevant
Yup
ohmanohman
As did i
LoucasPantelides
Me too!
WaygookInKorea
Made the jump myself for the first time!
mot2fast4youimnotingoodshape
i was the stupid guy that forgot it
SpiffiestJester
Lol. ME too.
GrammarSocialist
Samesies
HPXX
Ditto!
stephenatwood
Honestly, same!
TielKiri
Whoa, I didn't know that was a thing! Cool!
ValoSaurusRex
Ceramia
DAMNIT THAT WAS MY CHANCE AND I BLEW IT.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
And it won't be the last
KeeleonOhms
Everytime I see it I think it says "jump to conclusions". Which really isn't that far off.
Taintasaur
Same! Lol
Superbeefus
The what?!?!?!?!
TitsMcGregor
Well, fuck.
GQBound
Baja2185
Yup. Now I know why it's there
Nasislike
FUUUUUUCK! I always hit that button by accident and now I was scrolling for years like a DUMBASS :'(
orenishii00
Me 2 and it crashed 3x. I'm not exaggerating.
JailNurse13
IDownvoteYourShit
Hello, is this the meeting of the "first time using the jump to comments button" or is it ogre now?
OmnibusLatinName
How?!?! Tellmerightnowgoddammit! Lemme guess, only for mobile.
ThisBeatIsBonkers
Hello. Fellow jumper here
Toastergeist
Makes me think of that Hayden Christiansen movie.
mineovermatter
Me too! Holy reguritation post, Batman!
Why...why didn't I...soonofabitch!
GameSpriter
I feel your pain
SpecialEdForces
Gimme a drink?
GrimmsWolf
Hiya! Tracer here!
Leozas
Cahvereees 'er luv!
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Uhh... how do you do that?
Kayayayaya
Grab bar on side of browser -> Pull it down. Congratulations, you made it.
Works on mobile. Scroll down vigorously enough the button will appear at the bottom of the screen.
Thanks for answer, I only use PC for imgur though.
Eonymia
Scroll down a bit, and buttons will appear top right
ninjagaidensigma
That's hot.
cleverbeans
Now I just keep scrolling up and clicking it. There goes my afternoon I guess.
tjaymyers
What's sad is when I was a kid I had this entire script memorized. I still have the voices down though.
JackCole1023
Wow i just spent 5 miniutes scrolling throuhht dat
paintbrushbloodlust
Why would you upload the Shrek script in its entirety?
DavidWentworthart
That was quite the shrektacle.
Cubby1313
And now NBC Universal owns it :)
cormwallace
Holy shit this is nuts. Im favoriting but im not happy about it.
Chikkuri
Scrolled through the bottom, was expecting Cera
BedsideTiger
Its all ogre now...
InformalProof
Reminds me of the scene fron I Am Legend where Will Smith is reciting shrek word for word in the safe house
But4y
Had to reopen the imgur app twice because the size kept making it crash... ☑️Shrekt
Carlisntreallythatbadofaguy
Should get a beast phone with 4 gigs of RAM goodness
strayaproblems
Same bruh
Truckin
No tldr; ?
angrykhan
I'll just leave this here... https://youtu.be/IPVwtCqojVw
callmestabby
tl;dr
FarNorthFarLeft
I like reading screen plays. While reading them I wonder what exactly the actors saw/felt that made them want to be part of it. Yes, money.
NekoMiko06
His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together.
NekoMiko06
By the time he toddled, Shrek could spit flame a full ninety-nine yards and vent smoke from either ear.
NekoMiko06
With just a look he cowed the reptiles in the swamp. Any snake dumb enough to bite him instantly got convulsions and died.
Arxcervus
Awesome. Didn't know some of this was said in the movie. The song in the beginning though https://youtu.be/Uo2SNtFofWI
mrkrinpets
How the hell did you find the entire script to shrek? Where can I acquire this?
ajlech14
And I still don't know what I'm doing in his swamp
Twinklepot
*this
NirvanaNik
RIP Chris Farley
LadyIgnite
I feel the scenes they were able to make with him were scary beautiful and dark
NirvanaNik
They were. I do prefer the Mike Myers version. But I love Chris Farley!
DavidWentworthart
That was quite the shrektacle.
teenageasshat
Literally the best thing I've seen on this site.
Diablo72908
Is this really three WHOLE script? I was expecting a joke! Pretty kewl, though
zenoshogun
I really didn't expect those two middle pages to be a huge dickbutt ascii art.
ChestHare
I don't have the heart to even see if that's true
JorgenVonStranglesThrobbingErection
I did It! I read the whole thing!
xybolt
wittyusernamefourhundredandseventyeight
Shrek was based on a book?!
demaniak
Most things are
BarbaryLionforContinuitysSake
It was my favorite book when I was a kid, got so excited when it became a movie...Then spent the rest of my childhood convincing people 2/?
BarbaryLionforContinuitysSake
It was an actual book... Gosh darn Willem Steig, getting banned from school libraries...
NekoMiko06
His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together.
IndianSpongebob
Username doesn't check out.
manic404
Whaleporn?
BearableCookie
I hate you. :)
VolunteerForSnuSnu
But title does tho
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
You think I won't scroll back up and look?
DubSackDave
Dude.. you're gonna make me scroll to the top now?!
Twinklepot
Yes, he is an ogre
zorbivore
It's says whaleporn for those who are too lazy
MrGoombah
You da real mvp
ChipButty
Thank God for the "Home" key on the keyboard...
HraHaalari
Hi guys!! This was the first time i used the jump to comments function.
HobbsBaranov
Same
capnfudgemuffin
Same.
yamiseirei
There are DOZENS of us
iamthatsecondmouse
Me too! We're in a club!
Bergeldergle
Yup. First time as well. Hi everyone, and holy hell what a long post 0.0
rtillerson1
Same
amirelevant
Yup
ohmanohman
As did i
LoucasPantelides
Me too!
WaygookInKorea
Made the jump myself for the first time!
mot2fast4youimnotingoodshape
i was the stupid guy that forgot it
SpiffiestJester
Lol. ME too.
GrammarSocialist
Samesies
HPXX
Ditto!
stephenatwood
Honestly, same!
TielKiri
Whoa, I didn't know that was a thing! Cool!
ValoSaurusRex
Same
Ceramia
DAMNIT THAT WAS MY CHANCE AND I BLEW IT.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
And it won't be the last
KeeleonOhms
Everytime I see it I think it says "jump to conclusions". Which really isn't that far off.
Taintasaur
Same! Lol
Superbeefus
The what?!?!?!?!
TitsMcGregor
Well, fuck.
GQBound
Same
Baja2185
Yup. Now I know why it's there
Nasislike
FUUUUUUCK! I always hit that button by accident and now I was scrolling for years like a DUMBASS :'(
orenishii00
Me 2 and it crashed 3x. I'm not exaggerating.
JailNurse13
Me too!
IDownvoteYourShit
Hello, is this the meeting of the "first time using the jump to comments button" or is it ogre now?
OmnibusLatinName
How?!?! Tellmerightnowgoddammit! Lemme guess, only for mobile.
ThisBeatIsBonkers
Hello. Fellow jumper here
Toastergeist
Makes me think of that Hayden Christiansen movie.
mineovermatter
Me too! Holy reguritation post, Batman!
manic404
Why...why didn't I...soonofabitch!
GameSpriter
I feel your pain
SpecialEdForces
Gimme a drink?
GrimmsWolf
Hiya! Tracer here!
Leozas
Cahvereees 'er luv!
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Uhh... how do you do that?
Kayayayaya
Grab bar on side of browser -> Pull it down. Congratulations, you made it.
HraHaalari
Works on mobile. Scroll down vigorously enough the button will appear at the bottom of the screen.
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Thanks for answer, I only use PC for imgur though.
Eonymia
Scroll down a bit, and buttons will appear top right
ninjagaidensigma
That's hot.
cleverbeans
Now I just keep scrolling up and clicking it. There goes my afternoon I guess.