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Aug 28, 2017 8:34 PM
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TroelsyTwo
I've got really long hair. Gotta be careful with seats. Even passing people in strong wind. Don't wanna hit the in face with my hair.
humpBackOfNotreDame
100% umbrella man is watching porn
BustedHelmet
he is holding papers not a laptop maybe it is ASCII porn?
cyno01
For a lot of those, Just fake a big wet sneeze and gob on their feet. You wont get anywhere asking nice because the sort of person +
cyno01
who would do that in the first place has no common decency to begin with.
rugmiem
I didn't know Walmart has its own airplane company.
OpenPalm
IF it was Walmart Air, the aisles would be clearly marked as such by the hordes of nasty folk riding powered shopping carts. God help us.
IWillStealYourPenIfItWritesNice
Make it real awkward 'maam/sir, I have a real big foot fetish, if you're leaving you feet there, can I lick them?' guarantee they will move.
IWillStealYourPenIfItWritesNice
The hair would be yanked on, then flipped over the seat into their face. Or again, awkward fetish... Big deep breaths saying their hair
IWillStealYourPenIfItWritesNice
Smells amazing. In a creepy voice of course.
Sm9yCg
By letting your hair hang over the back of your seat you express your clear consent to getting a hair cut. Bare feet get a free acupuncture.
alycesharp
Why are knocking the emotional support turkey? I would be thrilled to be on that trip!
TinySatanHelper
Once again disgusting, fucking people. I hate them.
puddin151
the emotional support turkey is pretty cool
Corrodias
Yeah, that isn't offensive like the rest of this shit. Unless you're allergic to turkeys, I suppose.
crankyoldgeezer
Hotels, planes, trains, taxis, rental cars, I just assume folks have rubbed their anus on every surface & dress accordingly
SudoShutdown
Exactly the reason I don't go to water parks, when you consider how many anuses are in that water at any given time.
crankyoldgeezer
i dunno but the high levels of chlorine make me feel better.
TwoSeamer
Kind of like having cats. Oh dear god their buttholes have touched EVERYTHING in my home
crankyoldgeezer
yeah but i'll take cat butthole over the fluids coming out of people any day.
Tornadotaco
That's why I have a 100% anus overcoat. Fight anus with anus.
crankyoldgeezer
you, you are the hero we need!
OpenPalm
But, but... (SIC)
flassk
anybody notice how this massive compressed single image shit only started showing up after dumps became a semi-popular thing somehow.
MadDocOc
I cant even cringe. My mom does the foot thing on planes. Despite my protests.
Scar1203
Feet on my foot rest would mean hot coffee ordered and spilled on them.
Spartacus90
people suck
thescyllaandcharybdis
The hair ones could be an accident. I will murder those asshats who put their dirty bilbo baggins feet onto my armrest.
ozwellian
I would pour my drink over those feet
Cats2cats
No, hair is not an accident. Either looking for attention or selfish.
hyaenidae
Oh Jesus, he's airing out his insoles... On the chairs..
cwagrant
Haven't ever flown, but if someone covered my screen with their hair they'd better be prepared for me to mcgyver some scissors.
HelpMeImFEELINGandImLeaking
Chewing gum
NZSheeps
just carefully tie it off to something before you disembark
Acmoore456
Oh my god, Bill Burr would be having a field day.
2wingsofwax
Guy just airing out the nipple rings. Nice.
cryptidofthewood
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
The emotional support Turkey is the least concerning of all
OpenPalm
I thought the reaction shot from the guy in pic 4 (3rd line down) was PERFECT- til I saw the lady just behind him, ha! Ugh, flying :/
duttry98
If someone ever pulls that foot shit with me on a plane they're getting broken
VernonLamb
Go for the baby toe.
toomuchchoice
I'm not entering a plane without some duct tape anymore
theshadowrealmyugiboy
I wouldnt even be mad at the pretty lady chopping shit because there's a slight chance I could get a taco out of it
BustedHelmet
Stuey1221
I had a woman shove her feet through the gap in the seats. Asked if she could move them to which I got ignored and given a dirty look....
criticus666
That's when you get ice cubes from the flight attendant and use them judiciously.
Stuey1221
So I did the only thing I could think of to freak her out and started stroking them. They were soon shifted :D
anonwhymouse
I would of slammed my heel down on em as hard as possible
Joshismyrealname
The feet
QueenSavcy
Sneeze on them.
vomitpinata69
Jab a pen into the arch of their foot.
SantasSpecialBeamCannon
That's what I'd do. People are so nice to just take a picture and shame them. I'd stab them until they gained an ounce of courtesy.
genuine55
I like to lick my finger and wet-willy the gap between toes.
d0o0o0d
with phlegm
Buckbeak1486
And snot.
TheTittyLicker
i see no problem with the onions
Corrodias
They release an irritant into the air. That's why people often "cry" when cutting them.
KnightOwl23
The feet on planes drive me nuts, i usually elbow them away
codnuggets
My sister will wear leather booties, no socks, and then take the shoes off, and put them on the couch, on the coffee table, etc. So gross!
TooManyDamKids
I don't think I've had to deal with that. I sincerely can't imagine that happening in real life
vomitpinata69
Jab a pen into the arch of their feet.
echonite
Draw a dick in sharpie.
Slugspert
I may bring a feather to tickle them away with...
Affray
You mean a bird leaf?
AlexTheHomosexual
I'd take a pen/pencil and just get all stabby
thisappisajoke
I guess I've gotten really damn lucky. I've flown many times and not once encountered such .. .atrocities.
dukenukemforpresident
Bring electrical tape and slowely tape them to the arm rests
analogpursuits
Or a poke with a plastic fork or toothpick.
TheGammaRae
I'm thinking to bring a spray bottle and spritz them like an unruly cat.
SnackMasterRanger
Then spray it and do a fake sneeze
Midiosa
Make sure it's in the regulation size for liquids first (or just fill up in the bathroom after security)!
ButWhyThough
*sneezes on feet so i dont have to touch them*
RishiMaru
Your a whole nother level of evil.
ButWhyThough
O das okay i do not do feet hahaha
genuine55
I like to lick my finger and wet-willy the gap between toes.
ScarletKarma
ButWhyThough
Yeah but then you have to saw your hand off because theres no getting it clean after that. #strangerdanger
boneclawmother
StarlordDinglePool
Is she chopping onions? On her lap? On a train? Damn!
frostybox
the cooking version of hipsters carrying typewriters around?
DonTeis195
And she's the most normal looking of the lot
pallentx
She's my hero.
kyuuri117
Thinking culinary student getting in last minute practice for a lesson/exam? I dunno. Nothing else makes sense.
Kylatae
The face the guy on her right is giving is that of fear and confusion.
MaryNoonan1967
Rightly so: #1 she's got a knife, #2 she's obviously crazy doing this shit on the train, #3 If they stop abruptly he's not in a good spot.
IUpvoteScience
Fully dressed with make up? And staring directly into the onions? Where are your gods now!
Un0riginalComment
She's trying to make it look like she's been crying by the time she gets to where she's going
lucindamarie18
dinner is NOT gonna be late
dpikachu
she is heading at her best foe's funeral :)
Rocketeered
SHe's an artist. She did this many times with different things
LlamaLingo
"Artist"
LogosCosmosAtomos
Ah yes, the ol' subjectivity of the definition of art.
EvilShenanigans
This belongs in a Saw film.
VamonosZapatos
Caniac
She choppin broccoliii, she chopping broccolee, she chopping broc-colaahh, she chop!
MeredithHasBeenExposedToRabies
I heard it. Nicely done.
Whitetiger7654
Onions attract and catch all germs around them. That's gonna be the most disease infected onion ever.
svirr
Is this true? I had absolutely no idea.
Whitetiger7654
Yep. Google it. They have been used to rid bacteria for thousands of years.
svirr
Well, I found this: http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/cutonions.asp That's only the first link I checked though, but Snopes is usually good
Whitetiger7654
Umm that's about mayonnaise. https://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/onion-flu-remedy/
eclect0
That's an internet myth, like eating spiders in your sleep and autism-causing vaccines.
vomitpinata69
Is there a vaccine for autism-causing spiders? Am asking for a friend.
BustedHelmet
i read that as autism causes you to receive vaccines :(
Whitetiger7654
Um yeah okay. Said the guy who did zero research.
eclect0
https://www.bestfoodfacts.org/onions-cure-flu/
eclect0
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/2002018-are-leftover-onions-poisonous/
eclect0
https://www.onions-usa.org/faqs/onion-flu-cut-myths
eclect0
http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/cutonions.asp
eclect0
http://blogs.mcgill.ca/oss/2012/12/29/is-it-true-that-onions-can-absorb-bacteria/
eclect0
https://www.thoughtco.com/raw-onions-and-flu-3299608
eclect0