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Feb 25, 2022 7:33 PM
PickI3Rick
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AlwaysTiredLiliVonSchtupp
Megladon
IWasACatAllAlong
It was definitely the megalodon from The Meg.
languex
There's always a bigger fish!
Flapjackal
Potentially and old scar from when it was smaller, too?
jrogon5
Who did the stitches?
DingusMcGhee
A Nurse shark
LoyalJudas
It was me. Sorry guys
Mooseman1991
Probably another GWS about the same size or a little bigger.
Mr5anch3z
Was it Jason Statham?
Hashbrown123
From his younger days.
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Mr5anch3z
This needs the shark edit…
Beardedgeek72
A bigger white, or more likely an Orca.
KickStartMyHeartHopeItNeverStops
DankTimez4Eva
orcas rarely hunt alone and if it was a pod of orcas, the great white would probably be dead by now
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
What's scarier? That something tried to eat this guy, or that he's still here and the other guy ain't?
Snowbella1
akspartankiiier
Me when my gf gets out of the shower
ImOPsMom
Is that code for after you've washed your hands?
NomNomNeutron
allenvasher3000
Maybe it happened when it was smaller
TrowelAndError
Maybe a propeller strike, some of the ragged bits look like even dashes? Or maybe got twisted in a net, but got out.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
A shark bite. Nothing like a prop scar. https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/2519395/1200x630/flatten;crop_down;webp=auto;jpeg_quality=70
lizardbones
prop scars can look like a lot of things depending on the boat that hit them, and how. scars from larger boats are a lot less uniform
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
You know what a propeller scar DOESN'T look like? This. That's what.
cryborg
How did it survive?
Fishkeeper
Must not have been too deep of a wound. Fish are pretty hardy against injury; if they don't die right off, they have a good chance.
measterl
Just a boop maybe?
atw59721337
I see your momma is back in the water again
Krashtestdummy
TheEquinsuOcha
IMakeMyOwnSweat
doesn't that imply an infinite number of fish in size and number
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
I cast "summon bigger fish"!
tracereading
Are you a Cheddar Monk?
wellthisjustgotinteresting
I'm so goddamn happy someone made a Darths & Droids reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1lKAgSkaV0
TooRexyForMyShirt
sloch
Meggggggg!
goboltz
That's a big female, the males bite them like that during mating !!
Waaaaghhumbug
Kinky.
weidermeijer
“Baby, you are never in the mood.” “LOOK AT MY BACK!”
HughHefPlethora
Maybe he was bite when younger...
FeloniousMonk13
OP'S mom out there tryna bite sharks now wtf
BernieMittens
Since that bite is just a bite, and not a chunk taken out it was prob during mating. Sharks have kinks too
StillChasingFireflies
A greater great white shark.
GarmBlack
There's always a bigger fish.
Gojiraismyhero
Orca?
MrBananaPants
The asshole of the sea
HC9akaThorKonnat
Yep Tuxedotorpedo
LocalPumpkinHero
I'd guess it's a mating scar from another white. They don't have hands to hold on.
Narf9900
A make great white. They bite and latch on when they try to mate
Nobanob
pjm82
I think when eating great whites they're called killer whales
martiniolives2
They kill baby whales migrating up the coast of California from Mexico.
pjm82
Yeah, you can call them killer whales then too
AbdElRahmanTalaat
BootyEaterBandit
If an orca was trying to bite a great white, then it would be dead. They’re experts at killing them.
TheSourceChode
Just toying with it.
Memnoch112
I think you might be right, but sometimes the fish gets away, just like the wild dogs, a 99% still means a 1% miss.
RibbleTPibits
That’s why they’re called killing whales.
CNChapeL
I once read that this was a usually a pod specific skill. Some pods are great at it, others don't know how.
itscalledthebendandsnap
yet…
angryregistrar
It's a 'culture' thing. Some only eat fish like salmon. Others only eat seals. Whatever mom teaches, that's the only thing they want to eat.
KickStartMyHeartHopeItNeverStops
ImgursLibertarian
I feel like an Orca bite would have more discrete teeth marks. Maybe this is from when it was young.
sirlapins
Orcas bludgeon [ head butt ] sharks to death, that bite is bigger g/w shark
Blud4BludGod
Distinct* is probably the word you were looking for. Also to me this looks like propeller wound.
ImgursLibertarian
No I mean Discrete or "individual". NOT discreet or "hidden". https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/discrete
ImgursLibertarian
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/discreet
Blud4BludGod
Huh, I have never seen that usage before. Today I learned! Sorry for falsely correcting you
VictusVonGuyver
Probably a bigger shark when young or even a smaller Orca.
vornan19
Real big like another great white shark!
PickI3Rick
This shark is 15ft and according to man that took pic he’s studied sharks a long time never seen a bite that big, nothing even close
notamurder
A kinky great white
industrylife
Bite me papi
endbit
Greater white shark.
FunInTheFLsun
This should be the top comment ;)
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Odell Down Under taght me this in teh 90s
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
FEEDING FRENZY!
MehEdits
Mooseman1991
Hand
Someshithead241
King shark *is* a shark.
MehEdits
FIump
Stallones best work
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Would you say it might have been a...Reel Big Fish? *trumpets in the distance*
theduckening
HapilyDamaged
could have happened when it was younger/smaller too.
fatguywithpoorbalance
Wait, you think scars grow proportionately to the body?
HapilyDamaged
only assuming. like tattoos stretching. no?
fatguywithpoorbalance
I’ve had a two inch scar since I was a baby. I hate to break it to you but it’s still the same size.
jjsjosCreator
different when its a scar over like 10% of your body like this shark
LowBrowHighJinx
I can understand your reasoning. I don't believe it woks that way though.
theoutdoorrageous
https://scarsandspots.com/do-scars-grow-with-age/ i don’t think that’s how the shark got his but I’m not a scientists
IwasAbearOnce
Orcas
ChallengerDeep
The great white would not have survived an encounter with an orca. Orcas are much more massive, and pack hunters.
SamPound1
That channel islands study on how great whites gtfo when orcas attack was real interesting
BonzuPippinpaddleopsicopolisTHETHIRD
I just saw a video that said great whites will leave their hunting grounds for up to a year if orcas are spotted in them.
Nobanob
Right! The temperature in the belly was warmer than a great whites too adding to the mystery
Nobanob
Mydogatemycomments
It's called 69 sharky.
sundaymondayhippyday
There was an Australian documentary where a tagged shark was taken deep in, eaten and the tag defecated - it was a giant shark
sundaymondayhippyday
Off South Australia state- they suspected orca too. Nope a giant shark!
PickI3Rick
I saw that doc on a shark week I always wanted a follow up the shark was a big shark too and the speed it hit trying to escape really had me
AvgWhiteShark
Orcas do not have this large and circular of a bite radius.
Bigblunt83
Could it be a scar from when 5he shark was smaller
thevortexmaster
Ha, username!
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
SenfinaZeit
Cookie cutter sharks do. Is that a possibility?
AvgWhiteShark
A little too smol in my opinion.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Welp, that's adorable.
Forobviousreasons
Giant, great white hunting, cookie cutter sharks?
SenfinaZeit
A cookie cutter shark famously bit off part of a submarine so tbh maybe?
Iblamemyparentstoo
Why I won't go on a cruise why risk it if things like that are in the ocean. I know my luck
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Most cruise ships are designed to keep you out of the water.
Iblamemyparentstoo
I realize my fears are um....irrational but so was the Titanic
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
The Titanic was not irrational. It was human error, from top to bottom. Also the sharks won't kill you ... it'll be the hypothermia!
Iblamemyparentstoo
Um... the ship was built to be unsinkable human error or not it sank and after recent events in Sydney I beg to differ
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Never "unsinkable", no marine professional ever called it that. I designed/built self-righting SAR Lifeboats & even they are not unsinkable.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
I'm not aware of anyone off a cruise ship dying by shark.
WenTheEternallySurprised
"There's always a bigger fish." -the stupidest line in all of Star Wars
TheRoomIsBest
If only that were true.
MotherofCoeurls
There are so many worse lines than that lol
boodow
I hate sand...
DarthFutuza
But its so relevant and memeable!
snooch2thegouch
BeerandCats
“Dissen ganna be bery messy! Me no watchin!”
SinisterSlaw
Mesa doubt that
rubesqubes
I don't know, that is some pretty stiff competition
LocalPumpkinHero
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SlidinDownTheLannisters
"Dey all brokey!"
DrRad
Wow. But there are so many to choose from!
WenTheEternallySurprised
This is true.
kwyjiboner
I'll try spinning; that's a good trick!
detectivepopcornmmmmm
Is it the stupidest line though?
snooch2thegouch
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
It’s not even top 10
thotterpop
litelbrown
Not even the stupidest line in that movie
SleepyKitten
How about when Padme names the twins after they're born?
SerenePrincess013
She probably didn't know their gender under then.
AllForFee
Considering their technology? I sincerely doubt it.
wiltsjunk
I mean... the technology let her die from a broken heart so
wiltsjunk
Alot of people don't name their kids till after they're born
Snooj
I didn't name either of my kids until after they were born.
SleepyKitten
Only talking about *how* the line was delivered in the movie, it was just bad! Not about naming the kids only after she's met them.
akspartankiiier
Not “Yousa in a big doo doo now”?
ArcaneConjecture
No...that crap about "midaklorians" in people's blood making them Jedi was the dumbest.
mickeybee93
at least maxichlorians aren't canon anymore
irvingb01
Has it ever been established that they provide Forcepower? Or could they just be something that *proliferates* in the presence of the Force?
ArcaneConjecture
I dunno. I'm not that into the lore.
irvingb01
I just ask b/c the latter was how I interpreted the dialogue when I saw the movie, yet almost everybody else sees it the other way. Strange.
DarthFutuza
They don't provide force power, they provide an interface for organisms to interact with the force.
ArcaneConjecture
But they're something people are born with? So are the Jedi just the X-Men with less variety?
DarthFutuza
Yes pretty much. It's hereditary blood magic.
Hsid
"somehow, Palpatine returned"
DarthFutuza
Do things from the Sequels count as Star Wars though? That's just such a low bar...the prequels wouldn't even get a quote in.
Hsid
If it's in the universe, then yes. Imo
boomchacle
How?
wiltsjunk
Shhhhhhhh
boomchacle
"I returned"
MrSpooki
Somehow
CheeseborgarSoop
It's possible the bite happened when the shark was younger, and smaller, and it expanded as it grew older.
StarryNightsInCanada
Yes! Was coming to comment same thing. Same reason why there are such big octopus sucker marks on sharks. Happened when baby then stretched
fatguywithpoorbalance
I don’t think that’s how scars work....
CheeseborgarSoop
That's exactly how scars work. lol
fatguywithpoorbalance
You have scars that have an increased in size as you grew?
DoYouHaveSnacks
I do, yes
TrojanGiraffe
Yup
CheeseborgarSoop
They stretch out, yeah.