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Jan 4, 2018 2:12 PM
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Marttvedt
I dont even have a car...
vivadee
I am sufficiently annoyed. Nice work.
SneepSnorpGleepGlorpSkootBootToodlyDoot
#4 Seasons Greetings *slams face through desk*
JojoNicholasHancock
BestestKobold
Kill me now please
BadWolf16
I favourited this as soon as I read 'pun'
Spoonedturtle
atrayyou
+1 for French kiss, as a fan I had a good chuckle
atrayyou
I wonder if french Gene Simmons is less of a monumental fuckwad.
Fokker45
Great humor but I could not figure the spice hello.
Fokker45
Duh, now I get it. Seasons greetings.
XxOngakuxX
Always updoot puns
TotalSmartAss
I'ma cashew outside
TheYoungJaywalker
The cat one is wrong, the dB scale is logarithmic.
wolf387465
it was actually explained in the thread where the screenshot is from, but it probably wasnt so funny to make it into screenshot ;)
victoCorgiBaron
KroniK907
Came here to say the same thing. It's like the Richter Scale for earthquakes.
ilavalamp
1080p is ok but it takes up a lot of space. I'm hoping to upgrade to KKKK
VodkaReindeer
#2 put it in your mouth and run to school!
TheSSMacKenzie
I'm going to use some of these in real life. Thank you.
AskARussian
I dont get the faucet one. Double tap what?
Alphabergle
#23 kkkk
TheMadJestr
#6 is officially one of my favorite things.
Veijo
Suomi mainittu #torille - Finland mentioned -> to the marketplace
pihipukki
KaptenN
I don't get the spices one. #4
KaptenN
In the past only the rich had horses too.
CatPresident
#4 spice hello
Spoonedturtle
LucyCanham14
Seasons greetings
willi828
That last one is so much better when she bites back
Scorpiongun
Everything but the double tap sink was good...
JustFunFacts
The ancient Egyptians used puns to help interpret dreams. I know what you're thinking. How did they fair? Oh, pretty well.
DigYourselfBaby
*fare
perey
Aha. Ha. That took too long to figure out. ("...fare? Oh..." = "Pharaoh")
TheLongPube
I dont get the tire table one
ohadri
Goodyear is a brand of tire
ICantFindTheRightUsername
Hey thanks!
DotNull
Can someone explain the harry potter cauldron one? It's for me, not a friend.
thingol74
His friend is "called Ron".
perey
"Cauldron" sounds (a little bit) like "called Ron".
Spoonedturtle
JK Rowling was the author of the books
perey
#12, not #20
Spoonedturtle
My bad
Lurkingoff
I actually double tapped the screen on the sink one.
BlakeHouse
Same.. I also wear a helmet now
AmArschdieRaeuber
Yes
Rem1976
#metoo
Skotias
I did it about four times until it sunk in. Then I laughed and saved it.
BeginnersLuck00
Until it sink* in
milchig
Had to come back from about 3 posts down to upvote
Nateinthewild
I still don't get it
TigglyWigglyJigglyPiggly
On Mobile you can upvote by double tapping on the screen
Spoonedturtle
There's 2 taps- double taps. On some sites if you double tap a image it will enlarge to reveal more 1/
Spoonedturtle
But not in this case making you look like a foolish fool
Paoloc0mments
The cats would just be a widespread noise at regular meow levels.
CactusFantastic0
Someone Science’d the shit out of it. Even did the math on dB if you maximum packed cats around you.
Iankill
Yep because otherwise the billions of people who can't shut the fuck up would've already ruined the world
subtlepenis
This
FrozenDistress
Yes, dB levels don't work the way that person thinks. Bothered me more than it should reading it.
ConspiracyCritic
Logarithmic scale because it's hard to make the sounds of a jet engine and a whisper make sense with the same units.
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Whaddya mean? Of course 2 cats together are 140db and three cats can deafen a motherfucker
HeyHeresALameNameThatNooneWillHave
Thanks for saying that. Didnt want to sound like an asshole... Even in the same room, that's not hiw noise adds up.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
The last time I saw that post, there was a like to a post where someone calculated how loud it would be
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
They also included the minimum number of cats required for maximum loudness.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Unfortunately I have no sauce for this :(
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dontsayretarded0itsgay
Haha I LOST it when I got to the part about "cat packing density (cpd)!"
SinisterScienceLesbian
If you like this, you should take a look at what-if.xkcd.com
MattShnoop
What’s the sink one?
Verldemert
The sink has two taps. Double taps. You’re seeing them on your screen, so it’s ‘double tap on your screen’.
MattShnoop
I’m a little angry at how good that was.
YouSuckBigTime
i dont get the spice one that says hello
robotractor
Old Spice
ushistorian
Dumb pun tbh.
SadNinja
Seasons greetings?
THEcableguy
It's a pretty spicy meme.
MadmanApex
MY PRESIDENT PUT AN END TO ALL THAT SEASONS GREETINGS NONE-SENSE!!! MERRY XMAS!!!
DildoSwaggens
Me too...are we both dumbs?
IHearTheCosmos
You is not alone.
GoobyBlease
also, spices hello = spy says hello
fracturedhip
That doesn’t even make sense. What does a spy have to do with that picture
TheSplitterGuy
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GoodGraces
lol
VesperalLight
scrolling through i thought that said Hella, I thought it meant hella spicy
AliensXenomorph
It’s obviously a pun for “several spices surrounding hello”
Poisonspit
Hello from Flavor Town.
labyrinthconvention
cayenne hello
redloki55
it really needs more greetings for me to get that one
sleepisthemostimportantmealoftheday
Hello... its meeeeee
esdrujula
Hello...is it weed you're looking for
bardman135
I was wondering if you had parsley, thyme or rosemary...
NeroSphere
I'm a bit drunk and thought it said hella, so hella spicy. I'm British and don't use the word. I don't know where I'm going with this.
ReaverZappy
My best guess is "hello from the other spiiiiiice".
IFoundABodyByTheLake
Funny, however not a pun
lemonstudmuffin
I thought that too!
lDAHO
Deserves my upvote.
crustymango
I must've called a thousand thyyymes!
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
Good job. Well done.
Paeleus
seasons greetings
DoctorDudeBruh
Meanwhile I was sitting there chanting "Thyme, Rosemary, Parsley, Paprika.. oregano... fuck am i summoning the demon 'MiseEnPlace' !?"
L0StWaNdErEr
The hero I wanted and needed!
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I would also have accepted "Curry says hi."
DildoSwaggens
Check out the big brain on Brad! You a smart motherfucker.
AshenHeart88
Omg haha how did I not see that!!!
AltOrc
optimisticredshirt
I thought it was “spices hello”.... “spy says hello”.... but clearly I’m not smart and you’re right..
Spoonedturtle
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
SirBinky
Thank you!
War20
Awesome...I also realize now I'm dumb as hell too!
ArvisJaggamar
Took me about 10 seconds, which is a LONG time to get a joke. Anyone else?
PinPointSnarkuracy
This comment is liable to earn you a "Stolen Thunder" trophy :P
MyFavoritesArePrettyNeatIGuess
mantisaurusrex
Makes a lot more sense than my only possibility of 'hello hot stuff' since not all those spices are hot
Spoonedturtle
ColtispyYoush
Great reply OP
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ReaverZappy
I still don't get it.
DahPrincess
Seasons greetings is a phrase that is sometimes used in place of happy holidays. It petty much encompasses all holidays through Nov-Dec
ReaverZappy
I get that I just don't get what any of that picture has to do with seasons greetings.
butlerfetish
I'm gonna give you an upvote just for having the guts to say "I don't get it" on the internet and sticking by it until you do.
DahPrincess
Spices are sometimes called seasonings.
MetaSomma
Spices are also called seasonings. Seasons is the present-tense verb for "to season". Seasons greetings. It's a stretch, I know