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That is one fit momma
Nov 14, 2016 1:30 PM
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manybigcomments
She got time to put on those falsies
improbablypooping
Must sell detox tea on Instagram
alguappo
All the salt in these comments jesus christ
legthief
You can tell a Gymshark advertising shill on instagram because it's ALWAYS two images vertically split. I don't know why but it always is.
ThatGuyFromPortugal
Tammy Hembrow if anyone is wondering
IdiotMcNoobtard
You have less time for everything else, too!
DariaMorgendorker
They just suck the time & money right out of you!! Oh...and love.
blueknot
Title is completely accurate.
wittie888
9/11 would not re-title
WhoIsBob
She holds her baby like she holds her phone
Pulllikeadog
Gave her bad roots too
BroBroBruh
It's clearly not a picture of her new baby it's not even looking
DbzFanZero
Uhhhhhhhhhh-tention whore
totallynottrump
And to your left you'll see a major salt deposit
GdebMueller
It also takes a bracelet and steals the engagement ring
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
wrong finger
GdebMueller
Damn. Got me
drGrafenberg
Well, some of you go straight back to the original shape. Not all, but some.
drGrafenberg
I know this should have been a puffin.
SuckAnElf
Those who are in good shape and won the genetics lottery.
drGrafenberg
Genetics are good but being fit is essential.
widespreadmotherfuckinpanic
Your missing true "eating food" part.
michaelpaice2
Yup!
Randomice
It also changes the color of your phone case.
varchld
And ate one of her bracelets
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
That girl's finger length ain't fucking around.
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
Her fingers actually fings
switchoffswitchon
Pregnant women freak me out
NoahLiot
Ha, so much of ya are jelly... So good.. Come on, let's all agree she is hot as f as a mum.
Mrwubbles
It's the whole "must be nice to have time to workout, eat clean, make money, take care of child, etc etc." that people hate.
LoadingGod
Like rice, broccoli and chicken take long to make. Instead of watching tv go to the gym. People seem to think you have to be in the gym 24/7
Mrwubbles
To have a physique like hers post pregnancy? Not 24 hours but it's A LOT more work than you're hinting at here lol
aneane
A superfit person bounce back fast. So what?
BonkyMcSignFace
She's more interested in showing off her sucked in gut than her child. She's gonna make a WONDERFUL mother.
totallynottrump
Holy cow folks! ANOTHER grand salt deposit straight ahead! Wow absolutely amazing! Pure Salt!
TheAngreyToaster
Maybe she's showing her belly size before and after birth? I'm not sure
FusRoDoodles
She is. Hopefully it's more of a "I'm proud of myself" deal than a body shaming others thing. People who get off on that are fucked.
ValoSaurusRex
Im a little more impressed with a 30 yr old mom bouncing back from pregnancy than one who looks 18. Not saying its not great both ways.
MaxximumB
They give you a new phone cover with each new baby?
LilSis061016
Thanks, Obama!
caitdogg
Tammy Hembrow. She and her fiancé are so gorgeous, you can't even be jealous.
SlumberingDemon
Ugh for real. They are a good inspiration
BoJackNorseman
very attractive, sure. I struggle to call someone with massive breast implants "gorgeous" though - bit of any oxymoron for me
tofudisan
Great ass though
RedPandaStandingBy
She has said on her YouTube channel that her boobs are real, and that she's gutted they've deflated a bit from breastfeeding two babies.
AJCanuck
Oh look, a new accessory!
acidrainman
And this little beauty is gonna earn me big internet points
dgins
This works on two levels
stonerlibtard
Ah, the internets ever going crusade against attractive women. Fight the good fight, brother
AJCanuck
I shall...I know it's really tough on woman who merely wish to post numerous selfies, I feel their pain
Pipiplotte
Tammyhembrow on Instragram. She's 22, married, has 2 kids and sells fitness programs.
notabrainlet
22... Wow and here I am sitting in bed at 10am browsing imgur. I sure as shit am not ready for parenthood.
123345567789
I mean, as ready as you can be. No ones truly ready for kids, right?
123345567789
I'm 21 and I've been waiting until it's socially acceptable to have kids, but I was ready years ago. Just depends on the person.
notabrainlet
Man are you ready for the sacrifice that is raising kids? Like they will always come first. I'm not sure I'm ever going to be OK with that.
123345567789
I honestly feel like it's my purpose. I don't have any hobbies, besides maybe going out to see a movie, that I'd be giving up.
123345567789
you don't have to be ready for kids just because you're 22. We're still kids ourselves. Have fun, worry about it later! It's just my thang.
123345567789
Every step I take, I take to prepare myself financially and career-wise to have kids.
ifnh8ppl
Wow. Lots of haters on here. Why wouldn't she be able to be thin afterward if she was obviously fit before?
esgedi
Because clearly you need to double your caloric intake to account for a 7lb human being!
TheBentPianist
That doesn't mean you have to put on crazy amounts of fat. If you're in a slight surplus between the two of you you're not going to pog out.
ellei
It only takes about 200-500 cal. more when pregnant to the baby, not 2000 cal....
123345567789
You're being sarcastic right?
ellei
I wish..
TheBentPianist
Also why would you "clearly" have to double your intake? It's a 7lb baby not another 130lb adult.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
A 7lb child using massive amounts of nutrients to develop.
123345567789
It only requires a slight increase in caloric intake.
khazorath
Reverse the image and she's eaten a baby
COLONELOBVlOUS
I don't, unless I just changed the covers, I don't bother to mess it up after.
ThisIsUniqueName
First time she'd ever eat something
theycallmejane
...and made the bed.
underscoreneckbeard
I just watched that episode of the X-Files last night.
DoltsContinueToMultiply
I tried this and she's just facing the other direction now. . .
Thisiscoolshit
Is that the sequel to Teeth?
theadhd
I turned my phone upside and she's just upside down holding the baby
CompulsiveCat
Me too need more cofee
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idownvoteyouruglycats
Eating babies results in your phone case changing colors. We have photographic evidence.
SPudzyV2
GODDAMNIT, I Thought it, great minds
Sakkura
Look at the letters on her pants, it's already reversed. D:
hehihe
Maybe a mirror?
RElGNMAN
This comment reminded me of...
HavenF
That's my fetish.
PeanutPrince
Reminds me of this scene... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ_78H2cvTE
Zegot
please don't remind me of this fetish.
temujin9
Man, I like kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
hehihe
...and made her bed, switched phone cover color and nails accordingly, and cut her bracelets in two smaller bracelets...
khazorath
Busy day
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Get a lot of protein energy from baby-eating.
mikeatike
I want my baby back baby back baby back...
Qumefox
ribs
mikeatike
barbecue sauce
Qumefox
First thing's first. Where's yer shitter.
raptorsoldier
There's a fetish for that shit
FastF0x
Does it start with V and ends with a special type of rock?
raptorsoldier
you know it; vranite
Hetuni
I know it all too well.
sourorphan2112
There's a fetish for everything.
learntotakejoke
Pregnant skinny chicks look scary like a snake that just had a huge meal or something
TheMoonsaults
Yeah it's pretty weird to see.
Dragonogh
Except she's more muscular than a regular "skinny" chick?
RenaissanceFaireMan
Doctor is probably, "You have my permission to gain 20 pounds...for the baby's health."
BoOtto
If you have normal BMI (18,5-25) in the beginning of pregnancy you should gain 11-16kg. Little less usually doesn't cause any trouble.
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
But if the doctor's like "you should lose 20 pounds... for your own health" everyones offended
SatansLover
I cant imagine that's good for the baby, right?
MaRask
Worse on the moms body. baby takes what it needs.
Momof2needsabreak
Doctors now tell you that you only need to gain 15-20 lbs for the baby, but its fine if you don't as long as you're healthy.
SatansLover
How interesting. I don't have kids, but I plan to soon. I'll remember that!
discardedusername
Remember candied ginger, reeds ginger beer, sour candies, preggo pops, taco bell for some reason (I've met at least 4 others that 1/2
discardedusername
Taco bell was also all they could eat) but also that zofran is no longer a safe aid to morning sickness. Best of luck!
discardedusername
I lost more then that my first pregnancy...it was a bitch...I couldn't eat or drink...then one day I could, like a fucking miracle I ate!
discardedusername
Sorry for sailor talk
AnonPig
What you dont know is that's her friends baby in the second picture, and was taken before pregnancy
Hulagirl01
And full make up and fake lashes.
MechAnon
Because the before picture always goes on the left, and the after goes on the right.
Sloppydrunkcatlady
You can see stretch marks.
mynameiswednesday
Her name is Tammy Hembrow, shes a insta celeb and this is actually after her pregnancy. She is in the fitness industry
OldSchoolNewRules
Her roots are grown out in the second picture.
DontTakeMeTooSeriously
Kid's on his CSI game
FingerMeat
She could have dyed her hair before taking the prego pic
98BonersOnTheMoon
I think thats actually bad to do prego.
tinyhighlife
Everything is "bad" when prego.
98BonersOnTheMoon
Fair enough.