UnintentionallyHere
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Am I using confession bear right? At this point..i don't even care.
Had a good laugh..
Goodnight you strangers.
Jan 4, 2019 3:54 AM
UnintentionallyHere
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Am I using confession bear right? At this point..i don't even care.
Had a good laugh..
Goodnight you strangers.
Magyarharcos
I can show you many more buttplugs, if that means you wont hurt yourself. Or talk to me, if you want. Im all ears.
ZebraThree
jambalaja
RealitetsSimulatoren
Put some Chilli on it
nauds
Well? Lets see it
Volgax364
If you feel like cut use a sharpie and draw on yourself instead.
CombatReadyFerret
Pics or it didn’t happen!!!!
voicesinmycornhole
how big was it?
RexPhantom
Glad you found another outlet. humor is the best. But there is support/help out there if you want it. https://www.nami.org/ good luck
Wyveres
Ask your romemate next time you feel sad, whats up with that butt plug ;D
rangervern
See the Butt Plug; don't Be the Butt Plug!
KiltedinSeattle
Did it have a Furry tail?
zen524
OOOOOH, bonus points to the story if it had the stereotypical Fox tail
darianrebecca
I haven't cut or burned myself in over 6 years, but I still think about it and have the urge every single day. (1)
darianrebecca
It's the little (or big, I don't judge) things that get you through the day without it. Whatever works to keep the ugly thoughts at bay. (2)
heartlessninja6
Was it an unexpected Butt Plug? Or was it a “That is soo Susan” thing?
nanamonster
Finding something slightly funny can help with crushing depression.
Thewinterisstillhere
Feel sad. Saw a butplug. Saw friend + butplug in my head. Save that file for when I will be sad again. Never will be sad anymore. Profit
papazulu1186
More like, don't feel "...ass sad."
FilthyRaider
Did you sniff it?
nein999
plot twist: the roommate is aware of her suicidal depression and planted the butt plug on purpose
toxicgef
Poop plug.
HayleySaid
I've been there. Feel free to msg me if you ever need to talk.
CotterPyke
I used to be a cutter. WE know what that's like-feeling so worthless and full of pain there's only one way to let it out. But u have to 2/
CotterPyke
or SHOULD rather, talk to some therapist to get your thoughts in perspective about pain, and your reaction to it. You're BETTER then that!
porkRibs
KamSolastor
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
hisnameisshdynasty
https://imgur.com/qPqpmbQ
Higure
I've heard drawing on yourself with a ballpoint pen has helped keep some people from cutting themselves. Have you tried that?
narniasreal
Colleague of mine has a student who spends the whole day doodling on every part of her skin. Used to be a cutter.
Hemelsblauw
Or a marker, something with a softer point.
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LocalZoophile
I'm going to get new drawers soon. One drawer will have a safe in it instead of a regular drawer. For "important documents". And toys.
LocalZoophile
Or maybe I should put the toys in a locked display case?
Lucky246
Make it glass though
LocalZoophile
A glass display case... As opposed to a polycarbonate display case?
Lucky246
Yes, get a pedastal too
LocalZoophile
Why not a case on the wall, that says "in case of emergency, break glass" think of all the funny stuff I could put in there
LocalZoophile
Also why can't it be a polycarbonate display case?
Picklestherat
Why would you go into your room mates room instead of the kitchen... I don't believe you.
VibrantMelancholies
OP was in the bathroom looking for razor blades hun
tibris
don't use the poop knife to cut yourself!
nosporks
+1 definitely doesn't sound like they want a whole knife
Lucky246
I've never met a self harmer that wanted to use a kitchen knife. Side note: im a suicide prevention volunteer, and therefore know quite afew
ishapur
Dunno, pretty sure my ex did use knifes from the kitchen. I'm not sure whether it was because those looked more spectacular 1/2
Lucky246
I'm sure it's happened I just don't have expeirience with that
ishapur
than razor blades and maybe she did it in front of me as some fucked up way of getting attention, though. 2/2
genericuser010180
Put... Put it in YOUR butt!
knobhoblin
And make intense eye contact to establish dominance
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
https://imgur.com/pa7XRSa
ssrakla
My buttplug now bitch
Jakethesnake357
TacoBellBody
Then put it back all stealth like it never happened
tg2222222
Assert dominance
shockyhorror
Anal penetration without proper lubrication would probably hurt just as bad as a solid cut??
Lucky246
I put a dildo in my butt with no lube it was fine and felt great!
Davies46
must just be Lucky
Lucky246
Maybe:)
genericuser010180
Can I watch?
Lucky246
Idk, dm me!
PickleMorty
Did.. Did you use spit? Bc if not you cray
Lucky246
Maybe I just like it rough but it was fine, in and out and all, glorious
SpookyNerd
If you ease it in there shouldn't be any problems.
PickleMorty
No. I found when i use lube there is zero pain.
mostlychimp
I suspect that the average human is in much closer proximity to a buttplug than they expect.
magicrhombus
If they're at home, they most likely know exactly how close to a butt plug they are.
zingwing1
There's a bit of buttplug in everyone
TheEditedOne
I suspect that many people know exactly where the closest buttplug is to them at any given time
Torimkaldeen
Is this a new 7 degrees of separation game?
sinbinrugger
You just made me think about my roommate in a way I don’t want to think about her.
Jay2Kaye
Honestly, if you're still just using your hands you're not impressing anyone.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
My family has no idea.
5starman
Yup. -4" away from one
hippocampus
I hope not. We don't have one and my neighbors are all 70+.
wondersquid
So many butt plugs
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
If it's somehow less than negative 5 inches of be surprised.
Ironblitz
Sometime the distance is less than zero
ArtanizReturns
It’s inside you !
astrangehop
I just have a buttplug filled with spiders to split the difference.
ArtanizReturns
Every Friday my wife wears one all day to send me pics of it because I’m a pervert her entire office has no idea . Well maybe her boss knows
MaxeMan5126
Are you her boss?
sauronjsu
This applies to my roommates ;)
TheGrassyKnoll17
Negative four inches
OtterAvalanche
I'm about 10 ft from one in a nightstand. If there's one closer than that I'd be awfully confused
EvilDeadTed
EnigmaV8
I’m using this comment as one right now.
ReichErruschach
This comment made me laugh for a good 60 seconds.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
this gave me an odd thought.. because i live in an apt building
JacksCookieLifter
Apparently you are never more than 15ft away from a buttplug in the city.
alpacasaurusrex
No butt plugs in my house. But my gay dad’s house? So. So many.
Lulabel73
You mean like on public transport?
JorElmasterofscheduling
If the homeless man next to you doesn't have a butt plug in, is it really public transportation?
Lulabel73
That is true.
Gosuamakenatek
Anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough.
DesperateDunn365
A recliner?
IntelligentLake
Paige, no!
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Paige, yes!
MattMcC980
tiduszecht
lmao