Jun 11, 2020 2:39 AM
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GrosseChung
Have you never tried catching and messing with bugs you find as a kid? I know I did.
onthe6ball
mine eats them. boxer mix.
DontTazeMeBrah
v
callmesmitten
My yorkie likes to play with the extra large flying beetles. She throws them in the air and boops them with her nose over and over again.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
its screaming might be shorting out the dog's brain a bit
beepboopskiddlydoop
Be careful. I hear those are really bad for your dog if they eat to many.
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Cicadas are crazy; sleep a whole bunch, wake up just to make booty calls and then smash until they die from exhaustion.
TheDepartmentOfMilitarySciences
My dog does this crap too. So far he has brought me three mice, a vole, two bats, two cicadas, two possums, and a kitten. All alive.
kissmyassets
I've never met a mean cicada. They just get loud.
wi11hi11
Carrying birds softly was bred into labradors so people wouldn't have to pick broken bones out of their food. Your dog is part lab.
CouchCarrot
Florida right now: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sourseas
My dog tried this with a bee once. It did not go nearly as well.
LordKingSalmon
Spicy sky raisins.
IAmZephyre
She needs a puppy.
larrycheese
My dog just eats them
SaiKisaragi
Why didn’t the cicada fly away?
TKBold
"Dis critter makes my brain itch when it buzzes. It is my new friend, and I love it."
jackpkmn
cicadas make weird noises and given the time between emergence depending on where you live this might be the only time ur dog experiences it
badkat2021
I am sorry for your ears! Because of the cicadas! But adorable pup!
illbeyourfuckleberry
So forgive my ignorance... Cicadas hatch every year, right?
imquitefondofmanatees
My dog used to do this. We’d try to get them out and then “crunch”
bagoffishstix
noisy bois
BahamutBBob
My dog likes to play with any bugs she finds. When she finds a cicada that's just come out of the ground, she will pick it up and throw it.
Plus, she likes to actually eat them. Cicada season is pretty good when you're a dog.
MyCPUisaNeuralNetProcessor
It’s not some ridiculous political bullshit so I can only assume that’s why certain people are downvoting.
Ipostwhilehigh
Men be some people just really hate cicadas
david42
I'm certain there are people here whose only validation is downvoting other people.
PrinceRobotIV
Meanwhile my dog tried to eat a bag of poo at the dog park today
ColonelColon
My lab loved digging into cow patties
FormulatedVagabond
To the person who left the poo bag, I hope your dreams at night are littered with the thought of sucking on it.
EtherealLam3nt
Lol, "littered"
Laurensintervention
You brought your own shit to the dog park again?
What else am I going to do with it? They got real mad last time I shit there
chandon1
Thats funny, my dog eats them
comehomefransbrauder
I love your dog. I hate cicadas.
Rascal101
You have a lovely dog. Crunchy bugs are the worst! Why?! Why are you touching it omg?!!
CanadianCasey
You are obviously not a dog or cat. Crunchy bugs are the best!
Cicadas and June bugs are harmless and absolutely the most awful creatures. I can't do it, I can't. They're so creepy
CaptainInvictus
Most creepy crawlies are really only the latter. Cicadas are entirely harmless goofy idiots who fly like they're drunk, don't be afraid.
anonnymoosecommenter
yeah, you have one fly into your car while you're innocently driving. then when you rightly do a one person cat fight, think you must've 1
batted it back into the swiftly passing night from whence it came, only to reach into your jeans pocket to check for your wallet while 2
walking into the local walmart to get some bread for your mom, and you pull out the fucking cicada. I've never said fuck so many times out 3
in public at a screaming volume. I still have dreams featuring that little fucker.
Sinvisigoth
It looks like a lab or retriever type dog; aren't they famous for having soft mouths so they don't damage the prey they retrieve?
BaleZur
Retrievers have soft mouths? That's about as silly as pitbulls having special mouth powers too. Likely the dog is just gently, not magical.
Soft mouthed is specific terminology that refers to holding something very gently, not some kind of oral padding as you seem to think.
pleaseuseotherdoor
I thought that's what I was famous for....
bantambasher135
Doesn't seem to work for my chickens...
PeerToPeerNachos
My brother's lab used to bring him presents. Birds, fish, frogs, snakes. All alive and fine, just covered in saliva.
RAB8
Yup look up photos of labs and goldies carrying eggs in their mouths without breaking them. They’re so gentle
princessweirdo23
Yuppers
therog
Yeah, they can carry an egg without breaking it.
Unklejrad
So can a lot of dog breeds lol, my pit for instance
Or a ping pong ball!
mondomar
Soft mouth? You mean grip awareness?
I suppose so. Here in the UK that's referred to as being soft mouthed.
PleaseLeave
I wonder how they got to be breeded that way
goodisunpopular
When one of the dogs didn't mangle up the ducks they bred it any any puppies it had that also didn't mangle the prey.
amoyamoyamoya
*bred.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Bredededededed*
Ah shitstickles
holyduckingshirt
Breeded?
Not my native language
eehj
Who downvotes this seriously. You tried and we all understood what you were saying. English is a hard language. Good job @PleaseLeave
DefinitelyNotYourMother
Lol Good job, please leave
BriefausdemGeist
Jeremiah, does that bitch have a soft mouth or a hard palate? Old Samson here’s got some floppy jowls! (Newfoundland, 1834)
Ok I did a wiki dive and apparently they were purpose bred by some bored English nobles beginning in the late 1830s
Zreen
Bored European Nobles in late 1830s are how we got shit like Frankenstein, Jekyll-Hyde, the Time Machine, and the Nautilus
thatdamnrat
Opium was also a big contributor to first two of those.
SnartHelg
they're also the favorite dog of peanut farmers
whatcaniwriteinhere
Why is that?
JoeClassico
I, too, wish to know this information.
think about what you can make from peanuts, and what you can make a dog do with said product, remember the gentle mouth. beware, this knowle
will surely damn you
GrosseChung
Have you never tried catching and messing with bugs you find as a kid? I know I did.
onthe6ball
mine eats them. boxer mix.
DontTazeMeBrah
callmesmitten
My yorkie likes to play with the extra large flying beetles. She throws them in the air and boops them with her nose over and over again.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
its screaming might be shorting out the dog's brain a bit
beepboopskiddlydoop
Be careful. I hear those are really bad for your dog if they eat to many.
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Cicadas are crazy; sleep a whole bunch, wake up just to make booty calls and then smash until they die from exhaustion.
TheDepartmentOfMilitarySciences
My dog does this crap too. So far he has brought me three mice, a vole, two bats, two cicadas, two possums, and a kitten. All alive.
kissmyassets
I've never met a mean cicada. They just get loud.
wi11hi11
Carrying birds softly was bred into labradors so people wouldn't have to pick broken bones out of their food. Your dog is part lab.
CouchCarrot
Florida right now: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sourseas
My dog tried this with a bee once. It did not go nearly as well.
LordKingSalmon
Spicy sky raisins.
IAmZephyre
She needs a puppy.
larrycheese
My dog just eats them
SaiKisaragi
Why didn’t the cicada fly away?
TKBold
"Dis critter makes my brain itch when it buzzes. It is my new friend, and I love it."
jackpkmn
cicadas make weird noises and given the time between emergence depending on where you live this might be the only time ur dog experiences it
badkat2021
I am sorry for your ears! Because of the cicadas! But adorable pup!
illbeyourfuckleberry
So forgive my ignorance... Cicadas hatch every year, right?
imquitefondofmanatees
My dog used to do this. We’d try to get them out and then “crunch”
bagoffishstix
noisy bois
BahamutBBob
My dog likes to play with any bugs she finds. When she finds a cicada that's just come out of the ground, she will pick it up and throw it.
BahamutBBob
Plus, she likes to actually eat them. Cicada season is pretty good when you're a dog.
MyCPUisaNeuralNetProcessor
It’s not some ridiculous political bullshit so I can only assume that’s why certain people are downvoting.
Ipostwhilehigh
Men be some people just really hate cicadas
david42
I'm certain there are people here whose only validation is downvoting other people.
PrinceRobotIV
Meanwhile my dog tried to eat a bag of poo at the dog park today
ColonelColon
My lab loved digging into cow patties
FormulatedVagabond
To the person who left the poo bag, I hope your dreams at night are littered with the thought of sucking on it.
EtherealLam3nt
Lol, "littered"
Laurensintervention
You brought your own shit to the dog park again?
PrinceRobotIV
What else am I going to do with it? They got real mad last time I shit there
chandon1
Thats funny, my dog eats them
comehomefransbrauder
I love your dog. I hate cicadas.
Rascal101
You have a lovely dog. Crunchy bugs are the worst! Why?! Why are you touching it omg?!!
CanadianCasey
You are obviously not a dog or cat. Crunchy bugs are the best!
Rascal101
Cicadas and June bugs are harmless and absolutely the most awful creatures. I can't do it, I can't. They're so creepy
CaptainInvictus
Most creepy crawlies are really only the latter. Cicadas are entirely harmless goofy idiots who fly like they're drunk, don't be afraid.
anonnymoosecommenter
yeah, you have one fly into your car while you're innocently driving. then when you rightly do a one person cat fight, think you must've 1
anonnymoosecommenter
batted it back into the swiftly passing night from whence it came, only to reach into your jeans pocket to check for your wallet while 2
anonnymoosecommenter
walking into the local walmart to get some bread for your mom, and you pull out the fucking cicada. I've never said fuck so many times out 3
anonnymoosecommenter
in public at a screaming volume. I still have dreams featuring that little fucker.
Sinvisigoth
It looks like a lab or retriever type dog; aren't they famous for having soft mouths so they don't damage the prey they retrieve?
BaleZur
Retrievers have soft mouths? That's about as silly as pitbulls having special mouth powers too. Likely the dog is just gently, not magical.
Sinvisigoth
Soft mouthed is specific terminology that refers to holding something very gently, not some kind of oral padding as you seem to think.
pleaseuseotherdoor
I thought that's what I was famous for....
bantambasher135
Doesn't seem to work for my chickens...
PeerToPeerNachos
My brother's lab used to bring him presents. Birds, fish, frogs, snakes. All alive and fine, just covered in saliva.
RAB8
Yup look up photos of labs and goldies carrying eggs in their mouths without breaking them. They’re so gentle
princessweirdo23
Yuppers
therog
Yeah, they can carry an egg without breaking it.
Unklejrad
So can a lot of dog breeds lol, my pit for instance
Laurensintervention
Or a ping pong ball!
mondomar
Soft mouth? You mean grip awareness?
Sinvisigoth
I suppose so. Here in the UK that's referred to as being soft mouthed.
PleaseLeave
I wonder how they got to be breeded that way
goodisunpopular
When one of the dogs didn't mangle up the ducks they bred it any any puppies it had that also didn't mangle the prey.
amoyamoyamoya
*bred.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Bredededededed*
PleaseLeave
Ah shitstickles
holyduckingshirt
Breeded?
PleaseLeave
Not my native language
eehj
Who downvotes this seriously. You tried and we all understood what you were saying. English is a hard language. Good job @PleaseLeave
DefinitelyNotYourMother
Lol Good job, please leave
BriefausdemGeist
Jeremiah, does that bitch have a soft mouth or a hard palate? Old Samson here’s got some floppy jowls! (Newfoundland, 1834)
BriefausdemGeist
Ok I did a wiki dive and apparently they were purpose bred by some bored English nobles beginning in the late 1830s
Zreen
Bored European Nobles in late 1830s are how we got shit like Frankenstein, Jekyll-Hyde, the Time Machine, and the Nautilus
thatdamnrat
Opium was also a big contributor to first two of those.
SnartHelg
they're also the favorite dog of peanut farmers
whatcaniwriteinhere
Why is that?
JoeClassico
I, too, wish to know this information.
SnartHelg
think about what you can make from peanuts, and what you can make a dog do with said product, remember the gentle mouth. beware, this knowle
SnartHelg
will surely damn you
JoeClassico