Marquetan
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Oh, dear
#funny #murica
Sep 7, 2017 6:16 PM
Marquetan
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#funny #murica
LazyLexiconographer
39 real Americans confirmed . . .
BelfryBats
Looks like the poor thing couldn't buck him off...
Dergen89
I used to like Dane Cook.
spacemonkeysareamongus
I see a new sport!
SolarPoweredKeyboard
Obligatory: "but the lyme disease!"
Roboholic
Shhhh go to sleep
Canadoug
No actually it was black Friday and this was the last deer they had in stock.
boopmonger
"finders keepers"
miados
most wildlife ive seen in a store is birds that snuck in.
CQuinnCav
I've done this with a sheep. Is that cool?
Adyle
Damn, I am a ways away then.
YellowDrank
A deer ran through a big glass window at an Eagle store by me in IL. It ran around bleeding everywhere until it died from the glass cuts.
JRedBear
Suddenly this all makes sense
Yamibow
Was looking for this comment!
Kelvin73
Deer me!
xbendypants
I wonder how many times we'll see this on the fp?
drhubz
Dane cook has really let himself go
OlaphOfTheNorth
When you demand trial by combat for your citizenship exam they schedule this at your nearest Wal-Mart
pacodeth
Is that Dane Cook? Many he's really let himself go.
Mmbear
You missed the chance to title this "Oh, deer"
Khalgrom
Good country guy
MorbundRotund
Alec Baldwin isn't looking too good.
Scratchtherobotchicken
last i checked alec didn't look like a deer, so you might be right.
ladedaniels5
Looks like he's been soaking in water for about 10 years...
YELLOWTOAD
While everyone laughs and calls him names.
OaksParcel
They never let poor Rudolph join in any stray deer games
ladedaniels5
Well, I heard that they USED to laugh and call him names...but no more. He's the mayor now.
bbobbyboucher
...He’s dead.
BeryHonorabu
I only just noticed the name of post now
Dhoosty
I guess there's not a lot of "real" Americans then, but I bet i'd be surprised how many have actually done this
stehenallein
why do i get the feeling he's done this before
SergeiBoobtitsky
Yeah, but who hasn't done this?
applesforjuice
He looks experienced in handling animals that are in danger of hurting themselves/others. He's covering it's eyes, holding it steady
Florky
I would bet with a dog not a deer tho.
MistressLyda
Or sheep.
Florky
Lol.