Daliso Chaponda

Jun 7, 2017 1:44 PM

edwardbear786

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Sauces:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R95x2pIeCeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_fexhZjB4Y

Watched this, goddamn hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This guy has a good bit, hope the rest of his material is like this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

R.I.P my sides

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Friggin hilarious!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just looked him up in YouTube. He's hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

He's addition was even better. Laughed hard at that one.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yea the first audition was the best :D

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' REKT.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ahh malawi, cavity search at the airport, bread with ants, hollow trees. Nice and friendly people. 5/7 would reccomend

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty pretty pretty pretty good

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

he is Hilarious

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wasnt much of a fan really seemed to play on his race a vit. Talented though just not ma cup o tea

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 29

dunno why you're gettin' downvoted, it's alright for it not to be your cuppatea.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

"It's the internet" I guess

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shall we go over some of the awful shit black people have done? is that comedic gold too?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Stormfront, /pol/ or hell, even usersub has got you covered them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just tired of "comedians" getting to quote shit that white people did and having it be funny when that is not the case for anyone 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

else in comedy. it's lazy and it's old.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I haven't seen it yet but I can hear his voice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Source: https://youtu.be/R95x2pIeCeI

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

⚪️

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has like the weirdest accent I have ever heard

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds similar to the Somalian refugees I work with.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No need for so many fucking gifs

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

The fact that Simon was hitting the desk he was laughing so hard means this guy is good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"and then he took his hand" H O L Y S H I T

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

HAHA HOLY FUCK!!!!! HAHA /s

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Land. Not hand.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And made him Christian

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was funny.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daliso Chaponda sounds like the Malawi version of Dave Chappelle.

8 years ago | Likes 843 Dislikes 5

Except Daliso is funny...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dalvo chapellada

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we do the thing we do with Bandersnatch Crumblebum?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not delivery, it's Daliso!

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

Buck Nasty! What can I say about that suit that hasn't been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's an excellent reference. Bravo.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ladies and gentleman, Lukwongwa CK!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

It's Aziz An- oh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hilarious

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy is good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I enjoyed this +1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The guy is funny but I hate the judges over reacting so much while laughing.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

WWJFD?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they are being held hostage

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are there to visibly react. It's kinda their job.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

His delivery style reminds me of Russel Peters.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He tours the little comedy clubs. Never tells the same joke in the same place twice. Got the DVD of his Zimbabwe tour.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

Hey hey +1 for Zimbabwe!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where can I get his DVDs?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha, Uncle Ben's rice.

8 years ago | Likes 1693 Dislikes 3

998078

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment? Riceless

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You are going to hell, Sir.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This was funnier than the whole post

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Legend has it that he's still eating boxed rice to this day...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Everything exists.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I know right? Isn't the Internet so great.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

... that's porn, right?..

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes. Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody Source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2056702/

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Electro is leaving a trail of electrocuted hookers behind" Well I'm intrigued.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very much so

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's not Toby Maguire! That's Daniel Radcliffe.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The gifs were a bit unnecessary.

8 years ago | Likes 980 Dislikes 65

They're good gifs, bront

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

User name checks out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I downvoted this comment because gifs are always necessary

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 2

That is wonderful to know. Many people seem to disagree with you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He has energy though, and you won't see it correctly in a picture. Facepalm to you

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Whole unnecessary but this was funny as shit so fuck everyone cos we roflol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part of being a comedian is how you present your act this guy is so charming with his expressions

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just happy there weren't multiple sentences per gif

8 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 1

This is the single source of happiness in your life

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

There should be an epilepsy warning with these gifs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gifs are absolutely on point. This guy is really expressive.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

no way, his energy and enthusiasm come through much better in gif.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

It was worth to see his expressions and the judges laughing :D

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah I just read the captions

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I disagree, his facial expressions and body language add a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're a bit unnecessary, you piece of shit.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 21

Jesus who shat in your shoes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Lol @ downvotes. People don't look at the usernames any more then.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

I got you fam. Your at -8 now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

looked, gave you an upvote

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So why am I supposed to assume that a casually dressed person is joking

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

God friggen damnit Todd, how are we supposed to know either?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

look at the username he was replying to

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hes hilarious. Next Amy Schumer Special: my names Daliso and things are different in the UK vs Malawi! I should know....

8 years ago | Likes 359 Dislikes 49

And the new champion dead horse beater is....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This pleased me...

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 6

Me too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i.imgur.com/6Tkij9Z.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

VG Cats!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good times.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She wouldn't be that much of an annoyance if you guys would stop bringing her up at every opportunity.

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 13

Amy Whomer?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, cause Imgur comments are what made her mainstream

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 16

Honestly, my group friends talk about bc we all love stand up. Share youtube of stand ups. Inevitably Shumer and Mencia come up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear about her once every two weeks on TV or radio at most. I hear about her every day on Imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I never hear about her anywhere else. Most people I know irl are barely aware of her existence.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We did it!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They aren't, but they certainly aren't helping the issue. Surely if you want to avoid her, you wouldn't discuss her when it isn't relevant?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

lol they love her

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2