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Dec 25, 2016 10:43 AM
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russelloats
Merry Christmas from Nebraska!
packagefiend
It's AlOpecia, not AlopeciaAA
axiomatic
Think of all the dress up and role-playing fun...
mosesarilla
Oh wow! It is funny when you see a selfie and you know them irl!
sseh2661
nice eyebrows
AaronBogner
Your hot. And I think it's because your personality radiates through the selfie.
AaronBogner
*you're
bigearsmcgee
Jesus, you don't need hair to be gorgeous. Merry Christmas, OP!
HavelTh3Rock
That's not Jesus, it's alopecia, she said.
VeryMoistTowelettes
Merry Christmas, Saitama sensei
itsnotthewind
I read this as "Merry Christmas! It's Alecia" hello Alecia
kcgingerbeard
You rock the look
rnalexander
You look a lot like Kate McKinnon, who is also awesome.
jinxman
I got it too! Merry Chritmas!
Pyronixcore
I have a few friends with alopecia - all with interesting immune systems. Merry Christmas, you're gorgeous.
Badger67
I see you
michael87m
Merry Christmas
Ricdesan
From one smooth noggin to another, man, thats a sexy head!!!
80percentlegs
seanymcseanface
Well I hope she also carries a spare bowl of candy beans!
gbombuh
Yo rock the no hair look!
Z1MM3R
wouldn't alopecia take your eyebrows too?
keleksbreath
There are three different types of Alopecia, and each case of Alopecia is different from the next. My sister was completely bald for(1/2)
keleksbreath
(2/2) a while, my best friend lost her eyelashes and that was it.
shinagami091
Your head is like.....so perfectly shaped for alopecia! At least you've got that going for you!
jeeperscrippled
I miss the smashing pumpkins
DarkwingDuc
As someone with a shaved head, Billy Corgan jokes are soooo original. Totally haven't heard them thousands of times before. /s
nickdillinger
TheRagingCatfish
LOL
cameronpeoples
savage AF
gdubh
Most beautiful alpaca I've ever seen
stormtroopergotmyback
I donated my hair to the National Alopecia Areata Foundation :)
whyteraven74
+1 for being awesome, +1 for username OP
DonDraperWannabe
Are you sure it's not Maybelline?
seanymcseanface
Beat me to it!
letsgetCUTTY
Would dunk your head and baby oil and rub it all over my body +1
TheNorthWillStillRemember
Weird dude.
Zanarknd
Wow
kadajett
TheMoistBandit
Oh George Constanza.
letsgetCUTTY
I do not understand this reference.
TheMoistBandit
https://youtu.be/uo8N0tCtAh8
letsgetCUTTY
Ooooh now it all makes sense.
kadajett
Almost spit my coffee out. Are you Jesus? Cause you just turned sauce into oil.
snacktothefuture
Does the carpet match the drapes?
straikychan
Giggiti
Epicentr
Please learn to spell before you type.
Mgiggity
I'm relevant.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Does the hardwood floor match the curtain-less window frame?
leodavinci1
Odds are, sometimes they do.
IamtheMonkeyKing
I can definitely say: it's possible.
WhiteQueen13
Hi Alopecia! You look beautiful!
offyourmumsteeth
Merry Christmas, Dad
anapolis7
Agreed. She's pulling off the look way better than I am.
Otackle72
Dad like typing detected
weeshful
bless you!
mokzin
Alopecia isn't her name fool. It is a condition she has. She is explaining why she has no hair. To call her that like it is her name is rude
voulge
It should be clear that the commenter had no ill intent when they made it. She looks like she got a good sense of humor, I'm sure it's fine.
vildgut
TheMightyHerring
I think you'll have more fun if you switch to Tumblr.
fuckingtnuc
I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, hungry. See how it works? Basic dad joke revised, is all
richichichi
@mokzin really ?
Raskal112
Oh, lighten up you!
LazyIsMyMiddleName
Is a joke. Like a dad joke.
PDO907
ThatJerkYouKnow
"... and here we see the wild Imgurian, questing for something to be offended about. The OP isn't offended, but never fear, for the--"
ThatJerkYouKnow
"--wild Imgurian will set matters straight. Where there is no offense, offense can be found, thanks to its overly sensitive Feelings."
mokzin
As you can see from my past comments I do not give a shit about if people are offended. I at least have the decency not to make fun of a
Shaga42
Your comments are telling a lot https://imgur.com/xkZn3sN
mokzin
Yeah, that I don't give a shit about how people feel but what she has is a real condition. I dislike furries. So what.
ThatJerkYouKnow
I'm not going to go look at your past comments, but you do you. It was a genuine, good-natured joke, and well meaning. Don't hate on it!
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ThatJerkYouKnow
Whatever real condition you have, this dude's original comment was actually just, "you look beautiful." The rear was just fun silliness.
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