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Feb 24, 2017 6:12 PM
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Spinbot11
They truly were simpler times.
OdeToBouncer
Dude be stylin' in the Van Heusing Jungle Print shirts. Naw'msayin'?
PolarHailStorm
I want to send 15c in coins to that address.
Gargusuz
#8 is a BDSM book I guess. Woman on the picture is enjoying it
ImTheReasonYourSocksAreAlwaysMissing
One day kids will be looking back on America's treatment of minorities/LGBTQ as equally tasteless as we see these advertisements now.
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
I imagined reading these in Zap Brannigans or Tom Tuckers voice. It's hilarious!
FlatPlutoSociety
Apparently, I've been using celery wrong.
StunnedGoofy
aoenofhorus
Hard to imagine that just a few short decades ago we still had to ask if it was acceptable to offer a Tiparillo to a violinist.
RunShadowfax1
Which were offensive?
babyspacerectum
Is that a vegtable ass fucking a man with a tooth brush?......Is that a pig human!?.......THATS LITTERALLY JUST A VIBRATOR!
InediblePotato
Same thoughts in order.
GoddammitMrNoodle
These gems with no zoom? For shame!
SympatheticParamedic
Hot Lunch is a porn from the 1970s... of course it's sexist.
metal4masses
Some Mildly Offensive.........REALLY?!?
weareall1
There's a big difference between beating your wife and spanking her
GandalfTheHEYHEY
Try watching M*A*S*H*. Holy shit, that's hard to watch in 2017
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
Theforgottenartoffuckey
And then people wonder why anorexia affects women mostly.
Duskiewastaken
well, if she was sweeping everyday, getting her a hoover is actually a quality of life improvement. Much like a man getting a new toolbox.
Duskiewastaken
People might find it sexist or whatever, but as a coder getting a new keyboard/mousepad/hand rest is a bliss.
mynameisdallas
Ahh those were the days, action pants, cigarettes, and domestic violence!
v3rmilion
I could use that one about auto erotic implements around the house what with all the crippling loneliness
GratuitousMastication
Something something beat your wife
BeckyGaladriel
"Mildly"
MooMooLazyRiver
Damn, I feel bad for the women and minorities who had to deal with this shit.
Duder87
Don't worry "Good times coming, Boss!"
AsheLake
"Had"
SeanTabasco
Who the fuck wears a shirt and tie to bed?
OliviaEyy
Clearly your woman needs a spanking if she's not dressing you properly for bed. I bet your coffee is stale, too.
SeanTabasco
It's not too stale, she made it Tuesday
Dahlmordyth
I know I wish the action zone of my action pants had an extra large snack sack!
SaunterbluggetHampterfuppinshire
An action packed snack sack! Definitely sounds weirder out loud.
DoktorBuzzkill
Damn, I could go for some celery.
LuxuryTiger
It's ribbed for your pleasure!
internity
That's 9gag you fool.
Applesallday
Ooh LaLa
shadowsdustwind
lol
Queefball
How does one "store-test" the coffee?
Shayrad
Your grocery stores don't have people giving out free samples... Lame
LadyWidebottom
When I was younger they used to have loose coffee beans at the supermarket so you could pick and bag your own. I assume it's similar to that
ImGladWeHadThisChat
You gotta crush em up and give em a good snort
dannyboone87
If you need proof that the White Man enjoyed total hegemony in the US up until very recently, look no further than these ads.
DeckhandAdmiral
Oh piss off.
dannyboone87
And they hate when anyone challenges it. Especially since now the younger generation doesn't have it like his daddy. That's why they..1/2
dannyboone87
Voted for Trump in droves. They want to be able to openly call black people "niggers", beat their wives with impunity, and hoard wealth.
DeckhandAdmiral
Just have all the answers dont you.
FPAwperbad
Yep, that's why. No other possibility.
PuiPuni
So many of the same people who voted for Obama twice are now racist because they voted for Trump. Yeah ok.
dannyboone87
YouGov data suggest that only 7 percent of Obama voters flipped to support Trump, and the real number could be even less. Most Trump 1/2
ThisGuyHere
"Show her it's a man's world"....with a fucking tie. "Dope ass tie you got there, honey. Guess I know my place down on my knees."
valkrez
So dope
Mimsey
Statistically, the sexiest thing a man can wear is a good suit. It's like their version of lingerie.
ThisGuyHere
I 100% agree. But does the tie make the suit and therefore the man?
Mimsey
Well, it's certainly an important component. Did you see all the shit Trump got for wearing an oversized tie?
fembot42
You want me to put lysol on my what now?! Gah
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Yeah it used to be advertised as a vag cleaner.
LenoreO
Not on in it was reccomended as a douche
fembot42
Even worse
ComehereAreyouticklish
Your smelly vagina. Didn't you read?
kellax1978
If it smells so bad it needs lysol, I'd suggest seeing a doctor.
ComehereAreyouticklish
Or... OR.... spritz it with lysol
kellax1978
Spritz? I think a healthy pour or two will clear it up. After drinking the lysol, maybe the smell wont be so bad.
Ronelyn
Listerine used to be a floor cleaner. Not even jokin'.
fembot42
Makes you wonder what products we use now will seem strange in 50 years
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Viagra was invented for chest pains. They found during trials that there were... side effects.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Viagra was invented for chest pains. They found during trials that there were... side effects.
MrPoopyDickButt
I bet they'd use moisturiser for masturbation in the future instead of for making your hands soft.
Ronelyn
Found the Imgurian. ;)
fembot42
Naw.... that's just too wild.