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Louis CK on pornography
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51OR644EPoY
Apr 2, 2017 4:58 AM
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sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51OR644EPoY
SerFapalot
but we need it in better quality, 60fps, 4k then in near future 144fps, 8k and so on. also VR and stuff
confettiyeti5686
Oh my God!! A post that's not about zombies lol
heteroscedastic
Louie's going to be shitting when he sees that clip.
iamNiK
Well then we won't have any VR porn integrated with MegaSuck9000 fleshlight
NatesSauceLab
Not true. I finished all the porn online when my wife was away for six months. I know this.
Ant4N
Perpichrator
Honestly this is so true, the dudes spirit animal is a golden retriever.
WingKongXchange
Was waiting for this. +1
PoppaBigBear
I disagree, porn eventually becomes stale, so we need new porn to keep it fresh. Also, there's never enough of one type of porn.
Ovaender
Bullshit. There will never be enough porn.
stastastacy
"For science."
cmdshift3
See. One of these guys is actually funny and the other is a late show host.
pyr666
idk, some fetishes are pretty niche.
SonOfOden
Same logic could be applied to comedy. We don't need to make more we have enough jokes.
houtaku
Yeah, but imagine if we were stuck watching an unending number of 1970's 'Deep Throat' style porn. Lame. New porn for future generations!
Dipshlappers
I love Louis, but I'm not really a fan of comedians using their routine stand up bits in interviews (like this 1). Still, funny as always
TheStargateIsReal
That's like saying to stop sending nudes because the renaissance painted them all
Greaticalia164
If you watch the video - theres a point where Louis realizes he's totally not earning the laughs from Jimmy Fallon
newyorknyc
Also Louis calls him out for asking a stupid question and it's awkward for like 2 whole minutes
theuberkevlar
?
GoliathSkittles
Jimmy Fallon will laugh at everything, no matter what's being said by a guest he will find it fucking hilarious, and I assume as a comedian>
GoliathSkittles
< it would annoy him that someone is just laughing for TV rather than actually finding what he's saying funny.
AllTheOtherNamesWereTaken1234567
Wheres the point?
sunnybuddy
3:15
OuroborosX
What is wrong with Jimmy Fallon? I mean, something is wrong with him, right? He had no idea how to deal with Louis.
Soulren
I like to imagine he just walked in there and started talking about that.
ironsonic
but in the future the babys will not watch hd porn but 20k 144hz porn and say others are too "pixelly" youtube started out at 240p guys
lud1
finally, a normal post
PandaS2Fox
#teamzombie :P
PhillyBlunts
Agreed
HalifaxSamuels
Finally, someone complaining. You realize you're extending the annoyance of the April Fool's stuff by complaining after the fact, right?
MegaMoobs
So much quality content! So little time...
OrionRed
#teamLouis
RandomTopHat
Humans won you can stop with the hash tag man.
BunnyBeard
You can't kill what is already dead. #teamzombie
HereIsYourOrangeSherbert
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die
RandomTopHat
kevincow
There's not enough good porn of my fetishes. I have to constantly seek out new stuff. And most of the time, it's something I've seen before.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
You have to go deeper
UnknownSquid
And going beyond mere video and images, certain new mediums have barely been touched yet, or are still stuck in an underfunded indie zone.
Flyndaran
Or not wanting the fetishes that are so ubiquitous now. If the video has any spitting, choking, or mucus, it seriously nauseates me.
newyorknyc
Which fetish?
GovernorOdious
Porcupines on a leash chocking on orange juice ice cubes
UnknownSquid
Real connoisseurs will understand. ¬_¬
odraencoded
*nods knowingly*
JudgeMentalCat
When porn is not enough, seek out others like you and do it
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JudgeMentalCat
Humans are a fucked up species. I guarantee there is somene out there into the same messed up shit youa re
JudgeMentalCat
**you are. And with the internet, finding likeminded individuals has never been esier.
kevincow
I can't even find people willing to have normal sex with me. Plus my fetishes are physically impossible.
hereforcake
Part of me is into this idea and part of me prefers my fetishes stay in my head.
Zovanget
You could say he same thing about literature. It's a dumb argument.
thecolonels
I thibk that comedian was making a joke.
unknownSubscriber
You are the idiot Louis was talking about in the clip.
OuroborosX
You could say the same thing about television shows, movies, etc. This is when you say "is that true?"
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
He misses the point. Watching porn is not taking a random movie and watching it. Every active pornwatcher has his/her favourite genre, --
NobodyNose
I think maybe you're the one who missed the point, since he is a comedian telling a joke.
Flyndaran
If the joke requires you to literally not understand basic reality, then it's an objectively bad joke.
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
or several, however, set of movies one wants to watch is much less than all existing porn. Also, most porn is terrible. Finding one good --
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
movie from hundreds of existing tightens the amount of watchable porn even more. And some of pornwatchers don't enjoy videos of the same --
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
series. Some don't like seeing the same actors all the time. So, fresh porn is an important thing for human society to live and raise.
UmmIsThisThingOn
Please don't stop making porn now. I don't want my daughter's college tuition coming out of my own pocket.
LargeCanine
This is why those chicks have daddy issues.
georgecostanzalatexsalesman
My First internet chuckle of the day is awarded to you
IronicUsername
Jesus Christ
Gayforbae
He ain't helping here...
MistressLyda
She has to be damn good to manage to pay for college that way.
superheroinenubs
Nah, you just gotta find a niche.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
There's other options in that...area
datguysephiroth
Gotta start them early.
CrappingYouNegative
Inimposter
LS Silver Kayle.
JessicaFappit
God bless you <3
DrawingPirates
Ant4N
Zack and Cody got really weird
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
She looks squishy. I like squishy. http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fn39cE1Q1ru1wbho3_250.gif
pokepoketopa
Finally, back to the memes
ImFunAtGrammarParties
Appearantly everything anywhere on the internet is a "meme" now?
odraencoded
I like your co-meme-nt
pokepoketopa
A meme is anything that is repeated and passed non genetically. Ex. Language is a meme. So yes, everything is a meme.
ImFunAtGrammarParties
I obviously meant "internet meme" but that would have made for an ugly sentence.
jawscmouse
Is this where the term "for science" was coined?
mossysabertoothtiger
imheretostirthepot
amalgarhythm
Good Goddamn question?
darthnawsty
OfficialBenderRodriguez
no, this clip is very recent
silverbean
This interview is like from last week
CrappingYouNegative
had to do it:
whathappensifichangethistext
solarspyder
For science!
rezpawner
No. No it was not. It's been around for a lot longer, and was used as a kind of excuse. "Not for masturbating, it's for studying".
rezpawner
Because no decent hard-working imgurian would ever masturbate.
SoberAndBored
I'm neither decent nor hard working. So that theory holds up so far.
ikillcats
Studyig masturbation?
TagaryenFangirl
Pretty sure it was fifth element, taking photos of leeloo, "for science"
BlackCherryAardvark
*"for the archives."
jawscmouse
And wtf is coining?
acarlmac15772
Like spooning but with coins
stevenwonder
the term is used to describe the action taken by someone who is credited with inventing a new term/phrase
thethirdeye
Pro tip: That wonderful device you're using to look at stupid pictures can also be used to look up terms such what "coined" means.
AndTheHoneysAllMine
Oh, cool. I didn't know being a smart ass wasn't overplayed yet.
thethirdeye
Using a portable computer for only doing dumbass things seems to still be in style. Why not being a smart ass about it?
Twinklepot
No good having a dog and barking yourself ; )
ILovedUnicornsFirst
That's cute. Sometimes I'll ask something I know I could just as easily look up because I like talking to people.
nihilistdad
That makes sense irl but not online.
xxjohnsonxx
So grab your dick and double click cause the Internet is for porn
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
INTERNET IS FOR PORN! FOR PORN!
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrJtm0ddiwM
babykinz
Porn Porn Porn!
LyricallySpeaking
and right when i was gonna make this reference
randamnthoughts
The Reading rainbow
ItsWaluigitime
Old gold!
arkaniet
EdButterfield
RamenGuy
My friend didn't. Can you help him out?
BiIboBaggins
A musical called Avenue Q. Google "the internet is for porn"
lcplspanky
Great song
Tmus
This needs to be a T-shirt
afterdinneromelets
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=15001723
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
It's from a musical, it probably is a shirt already
KoopaKommander
Normal people don't sit at home watching porn on the internet.
JodyBird
You have no idea
KoopaKommander
Ready normal people?
afterdinneromelets
Ready!
AnaCadabra88
Ready!
SerenePrincess013
Sweartogod, if you don't sing the song, I'm gonna cry.
KoopaKommander
I've been singing it to myself since I remembered it with this comment chain.