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I can totally get my leg that high don't worry
Just hold the bottle steady, I got this. #BottleCapChallenge Jason Statham you are not.
Learn 'em young
Right in the trusts
Got a nice sprig of hay for you little fella
When you hate the local children
Boop
I'm putting you in a home when you get old parental units...
Glorp
Ball filled with sand, or practicing for the professional leagues?
Catch!
Don't worry bro I got this, trust me.
Lies!!!
I personally like raisins, but not if I am expecting chocolate chips, it's all about expectations.
All magic is essentially lies, but entertaining lies.
Packaging lies are not entertaining however and the people who designed these should burn in eternal hellfire.
This some bs right here.
I am betrayed
This should be criminal
Ok, this one is just funny, at least they admit the deception (at the end)
Dammit Aiden I did not say go yet, yoink!
Explosive Cat Tax (no cats were harmed in the making of this gif)
Clayman8
#1 need to remember this trick next time i want to kick a person i hate in the face but make it look like an accident
ElGatoMx
#4
MapleSyrupMafia
That's why I appreciate Japan no bs laws about products. Food on the package must be like what's inside.
AwwYEE
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cmUzeTNtaTZoaGs4aDEzNjU4dDg3dXIyaDBtcm4xdDJ1b3NjdWVpNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QTMQL4qhABs27HAEzR/200w.webp #4 TIGER KNEE!! 🤣
Blackmetalhappiness
#14 One must always inspect the cookie, and not assume.
Solrael
#16 this is why I wish we had marketing laws similar to Japan. The contents must match the advertised wrapper/sleeve/ bag/ etc that it’s in. The company will get in trouble if they are misleading consumers.
Starbolt81
Livetinydienever
Happy birthday to the GROUNDDDD
DallasGuage
#4 hahahahahaha that finishing move needs to be in mortal combat
ChernoGamma
#22
Whitebeardthepirate
#12 that sound will never not be funny
noReallyIamPrincessBob
#9 Now if they would have fixed the waterline, it may have looked more realistic.
manixaist
Well tineye has it registered back to 2014, so while it might be a bad photoshop it's not AI at least
scissorxmextimbers
#7 Siblings can be the worst
dizzyturtle
#1
Baron29
#12 is done with editing. It's the same kid swinging the bat and getting hit.
I can't find the video at the moment, but they did a video showing how they created that one in particular
Nizedk
I searched for it too. It def was on yt.
keyblader1985
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
manixaist
classic
bingotown
#12 is clever video editing. The guy did a bunch of those types of videos with his kids.
manixaist
Yeah this is better than actually abusing your children. Glad this is "fake" but still funny
NotThisGuyAgain
#5 That's my friend's mom! She did, indeed, consider the rabbit delicious.
Daywalker27
#12
v
manixaist
lol no barbed wire on this bat
manixaist
Carl.....
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
#TooSoon
gablestout
torisenblack
I feel like #12 should have the Jackass music
KatLuvr54
#14 raisin cookies are oatmeal. Chocolate chips aren't. It's when they put chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies that I'm mad.
manixaist
cre8majic
Besides, raisins keep the cookies chewy, it's the fructose
InitHello
I like both oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip, but I don't like thinking it's one only to find out it's the other.
IWantToHugEveryCat
amdkenobi
#8 you tricked me mother.
Clayman8
#19 in europe it is i believe. You can claim on this amd get refunded. Also why a lot of packing is fully clear and without the bs cardboard that hides the empty space/content
DrSharkbite
manixaist
Heheh ouch
getadogupya
manixaist
Barney's movie had heart. But Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.
tp0d
ow my balls
Wikipedo
That was you??
tp0d
naw, but in spirit yes
PalaverQuader
#8 someone is going to be confused why things dont taste the way they are supposed to taste when they grow older.
ThoseRulesArentReal
Yeah that’s probably more detrimental to the kids object permanence than the parents think it is at the very least Im going to assume he won’t grow up to be a food critic
manixaist
Somehow it all tastes like chicken
Somnophobe
A lot of taste is actually aroma, so if the actual food is bland enough, the kid is probably getting the flavor of what they’re seeing in some cases.
BerryButcher
problem is that kid won't remember anything about this, it will just be like "food tasted different when i was a kid" *eats chicken* "THIS IS NOT CHICKEN I ATE WHEN I WAS A KID THEY RUINED CHICKEN!!!"
ButtPlunger69
Yea they are gaslighting that baby, the baby needs to try things to learn what they like or don't like. Honestly fucked up
OnlyOneArman
Fun fact, babys have underdeveloped taste buds, and can't taste much at all. Baby food isn't designed for flavor. Also, even young children can't remember being a baby - pre-language memories are super rare.
PalaverQuader
interesting! especially that pre-language memory part. interesting "cut off point". is there a known reason for that?
RetiredLaserMan
#7 Seriously, how could you not?
GuitarBobMonterey
Didn't have to count, I knew which one.
manixaist
No mortal man could resist
lpooptoomuch
guy sees button, guy pushes button
RetiredLaserMan
you spelled butthole wrong.
lpooptoomuch
brown button
CheeseCoffeeChests
#12 "yo bro! remember that little clip we made years ago... the one with the apple and bat?" - "what clip?"
Monkeyfighter
The funny thing is that this video is so old the kid is probably an adult by now.
lazybuthappy
- "and who tf are you?"
Clayman8
Ok good, so what youre going to do is put this apple on your head and...
NChomsky
That was fake though, for those who don't yet know. The guy who filmed showed how he did it with clever video editing.
magaoitin
But a handy clip to have and show your kid's teachers when you're at the PTA conference, and they keep telling you he's not reaching his full potential.
marthafarquar
Yeah, they are not twins, it's the same kid shot separately then edited together .
Martellus
Thank god it is. I made an audible gasp when i saw that.
As stupid as it looks, it does happen.
manixaist
That's actually nice to know, no TBI for him after all.
OobieDoobBenubi
See, Satan, it was okay for me to laugh at it after all, you ain't getting me today!
ElroydIsGone
That's a relief! I felt a bit bad after I had burst out laughting at the sheer unexpected audacity when he just bashed from above.