Things I send my SO (1 of 2)

Nov 30, 2019 12:53 AM

HeiheiForPresident

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Itsa True!

Minx says hello!

@Splatmeme ?????

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tiny Octopus is just sitting here wondering if SO (1 of 2) has ever met SO (2 of 2).

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Solid dump 5/5

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The one with the chicken in wet cement cracked me up. There's pigeon footprints in a part of the sidewalk in my neighborhood been there 4eva

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

that rabbit died an hour or so after being set free

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That dog can’t even spell nativity!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for minx.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hakuna M'vodka had me

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

In Swahili it means there's no vodka. It confused me for a while.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's inhibition free, philosophy

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hakuna MaTito's is another way of putting it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 reminds me of bill burr https://youtu.be/Kqp08o5KEOM

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi Minx

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve never understood the issue with leaving volume on a random number, odd or otherwise.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No, fuck you. Low on cyan.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Navity

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Navity.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love The Grinch Cat

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 Zero Clicks given

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Autocorrect?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi Minx!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You had me at the first picture

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol my parents have definitely sat there and watched me do alot of dumb things, but I've learned alot from it and don't regret a bit of it

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some cultures embrace this attitude where kids have to learn from mistakes

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#9 We had two foster dogs (plus our regular dog) once. I learned how to pet using my foot.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Minx has a great, majestic beard!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Navity scene? LOL. Doggo wrote his own sign.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*when your boss is telling you a story.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the 70's. We got hurt w our parent's approval. The cost of doing business.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

“It’s dangerous but... he talks too much crap to quit now.”

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was a glorious time. A painful, dangerous, glorious time.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#10 is golden

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

Well technically they're reading it, not listening. (still loved the joke).

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT???

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I SAID NUMBER TEN IS GOLDEN!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

CHOCOLATE!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WHAT!? WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#7 - is that Peter Forsberg of the Colorado Avalanche endorsing crocs?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes it is. Trivia: Forsberg's nickname is "Foppa" in Sweden, and crocs are exclusively called "foppa-sandals" here (foppatofflor)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my thoughts exactly!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That made me laugh. +1 for you.

6 years ago | Likes 347 Dislikes 9

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So freaking true, too.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You know what is the most common language used in programming? Profanity.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For me it’s always the first test after I say “okay cool, I think I fixed it”

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Runtime error in JUnit4: Unrecognised Object "Toilet" used in Bar.order(Object order)

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That’s what you get for not implementing ToiletFactory.newToilet(string location)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish my QA's were that smart

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

A friend of mine asks what QA stands for?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Question / Answers

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quality Assurance. The formal testing side of software development.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn’t understand it but I stole it for those who do to enjoy later

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

QA is very tedious. You try to think of everything. You try so hard. You will have thought of everything but the first thing someone does.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

QA tester puts in crazy inputs to make sure the program won’t break from something unexpected. User manages to break it anyway, as always.

6 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Thankyou! I’ve seen this before and never realised why it was funny. +1

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

By doing something that should have DEFINITELY been checked before launch.*

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Why on earth would a real world scenario need to be tested? Where is the fun in that?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 speaks to me. It's good to know there are others out there.

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

My dad uses multiples of 3

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Personally I prefer 1’s and 7’s, 9’s are acceptable but I WILL NOT use even numbers

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

0s, 2s, 5s, and 8s. 33 is the exception because it's the perfect volume in my car for freeway driving.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But if odd numbers are bad, how can you ever take it to 11?

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v

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Multiples of 5 i feel are acceptable

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

I use multiples of 5 too.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Multiples of 5 are honorary even numbers.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I think for example leaving it on 14/16 is worse than 15

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My Laptops Volume skips the odd numbers. I favor multiples of 5 over even numbers. It's impossible to set the Volume to 75! Aargh!

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