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mcberg1337
Cunt is the cartwheel with a pose at the end
yifin
#9 I've seen this.
ConformistWithACause
#34 i told my boss once that "if I die driving home, I died doing what I loved, leaving this place"
Ryanator50
ok I don't understand the Pearly Gates one. shouldn't that be least fav thing?
Richter12x2
#18 People who like country don't like music. That's why they all move to talk radio by the time they're 40 when they're alone.
KingRememberedInTime1
Damn good stuff in here @op
nonCanadianGoose
#1
thegoldengod87
#18 my experience has been the opposite. I’ve had people take offense when I said I didn’t love country
Jonavilez
#1im both these guys
drbloodbathmc
I’m both of them when I think about my own kinks
hotdoginathermos
#1
JackTheFartRipper
#1 I remember someone telling me the first time about eating ass, and it disgusted and confused me so much
knthebeau1s42
#41 made me feel better about my body image than years of therapy dieting and exercise
chunkblaster
#24 bitch chic-fil-a tastes like chicken that went into foster care at the age of 7
manymadmasks
Ooo look at the fancy git what can afford a dishwasher...
Mikeo421
Take your vote I had a humor
Muffdiver9
#50 God I wish we could do away with this stupid notion. Customers are fucking morons.
HypnagogicHallucinations
#18 Yes. The end.
ManByTechnicality
HughGDildeaux
BrofessorDumbleBro
#49 Asking for more sauce packets after you’ve already asked them once because they skimped out on you twice already. Looking at you Arbys.
dannishadow
Fucking DQ giving me ONE cup of cheese sauce for a 6 piece chicken tender and fries. How's that little cup gonna cover all that food?
BrofessorDumbleBro
PREACH BROTHER! Lol.
LenoraTheYinglet
#8 is funnier in Kilometres per hour
Asteroidrules
Why?
LenoraTheYinglet
Bit going as fast implies a worse car. And I'm tired do humour hits different idk man
yifin
#25 I mean, yeah, it's a banger.
keillrandor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zivl632phI
Alexkorobeiniki
As someone who used to work at little caesars, I can 100% confirm this is true. We didn’t make good pizza, but it was hot, and it was cheap.
Aaronb1138
Caesar's sauce was tasteless, but cheese was about as good as Papa John's. Toppings were mediocre. I should make a pizza alignment chart.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
I mean, I like it. Plus it reheats well. And that Crazy Bread is like crack.
dannishadow
Better than the other fast food pizzas like Papa John's or Pizza Hut. And it was dirt cheap. $5 for a pizza is hella cheap.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
#1
SlyeFox
Boo, you used the *screams internally* version.
abetteridiot
BananaHandheldPortableMobileCommunicationDevice
Tlailax
Why is Switzerland used here hahaha ?
BananaHandheldPortableMobileCommunicationDevice
I have no idea, but I figured I'd give the community another reaction image.
ApplePeachPumpkinBlueberryCherryorBananaCream
Its not Switzerland, it's the nation of Tar. Says right there on the map.
yifin
#42 there needs to be a way to set up a blackout period for that.
ITLKSEZ
Seriously. And backlight the on switch for the ice/water light. How can I see the switch for the light without light??? Light sensor.
ITLKSEZ
Switch illuminates, turns off ice maker. Done.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
This was an amazing dump.. my dog was almost 20 years old died yesterday... You helped me laugh before going into work.. Thank you very much
imakesoap
So sorry, I’m sure he/she was an amazing pup. I hope they see my awesome dog TJ over there across the rainbow bridge !
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I really appreciate it... I'm sure he did... I bet they're playing together as we speak
Pikkupanda
Oh....I am so sorry.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Thank you very much
mymiddlenuthurts
What in tarnation
AllTheseYearsWrestlingGators
Yeah, but you don't say "nation" after a country name. I'm going to Switzerland nation. Canada nation. Puerto Rico territory. Brazil nation.
FiishyFiiishy
You must be real fun at parties
McBlech
Got the joke AND knew some of us boneheads would ask...can I sort'a just follow you around all the time?
loganthegardener
Not all heroes wear capes.
softlittlebite
Ffs. Sigh. Thank you
Mongicane
Agreed
Enigma25
TIL Tarnation is in fact Switzerland
TrazosSanos
Thank you haha I didn’t get that the first time
helenig
Thank you
RelartOfGivia
#39 The baking company I work at does this regularly. And with bombass sourdough bread.
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Wooie
La Farm?
LegendofTimmayy
CanadianCobraChicken
The smell of fresh baked bread is like any other. Why must complex carbohydrates tempt me so?
Richter12x2
Consider me.... boule'd over.
noobsquad
Oh my... You just made me get out of bed to make a grilled cheese sandwich
theweirdstudio
hey, put a fried egg on it and some mustard, and if you have french fried onions, ad those for some crunch.
WaveMotionGum
Is that lengthwise or just...round.
steviedrawsdinos
Just round sourdough
didyouseewhatgodjustdidtousman
We came here for lengthwise, motherfucker!
RelartOfGivia
This is round but we also slice loaves length wise if requested.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Does that cut huma...err I mean pig bone? My hobby includes cutting bone often for...uh...religious stuff. Yes normal religious stuff
sezchuanllama
Welp, it doesn't have problems cutting through heads- I mean BREADS! BREADS! Haha! Oh golly, wasn't that a sawed paw! I mean FAUX PAS!
RelartOfGivia
They're essentially oscillating serrated razor blades. Super sharp. It's an absolute bitch switching out the knives when they get dull.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Blink twice if this is Hannibal.
HobbstheTiger
yifin
#49 and then management requires a doctor's note, so now you gotta shell out money & time for a visit to urgent care.
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
Then they tell you that if you're well enough to go to the doctor, you're well enough to work.
vanfem
We have 10 days per year you can be "sick" without doctor's note or proof so long as it's not more than 3 in a row
phuzz00
If it's near the end of the year and I've not been ill much, I make sure to use up a few of them sick days. It's basically extra holiday.
BluePaladin42
Don't forget makes you call others to find your replacement for the shift!
grinnaux
I traded a shift to a coworker and still got marked as absent.
Wooie
Luckily that apparently legally counts as working. Record the time you spent doing it and turn it in for paid hours.
grinnaux
Jokes on you, my work required one but then wouldn’t excuse the absence because “these girls are in with their doctors you know.”
grinnaux
That’s right, I fell down my stairs intentionally! I paid a doc when I’m already check to check just to have an unpaid day off! /s
enybi
You have to pay for a doctor's note? Jesus Christ, seriously, get it to-fucking-gether America!
AmandaDunne
You pay for doctors notes in Canada too buddy. But it’s illegal to ask for one as an employer.
enybi
Do you? No idea, I don't live in Canada (bit of an odd assumption).
AmandaDunne
Not everything that is hot garbage is exclusively American. But it’s about $40 in Alberta.
enybi
True, but as you've pointed out it's not a problem in Canada if it's illegal to ask for one.
CheesecakePi
I'm so incredibly glad to have an employer who treats us like freaking adults and doesn't make us deal with that kind of BS.
warmNchewey
Here here!
yifin
Best part is contractually, they can only do that after three days but I've had several managers break that rule. One of them even got in
yifin
Trouble for that & got transferred. Which made the next time I got to work with her very awkward.
drawnprawnalt
I had to call in a few days ago due to food poisoning. I told him I was sick and wouldn't be coming in. He says "alright, whats happening"
drawnprawnalt
I told him I was throwing up last night and I can't keep any food down I had this morning. The line goes quiet for a few seconds and then he
drawnprawnalt
Just replies "EWW, alright feel better. Give me a call if you won't be in tomorrow" I laughed my aas off at how disgusted his "eww" sounded
yifin
That's a good boss.
AmHumanNotLizardMan
In the UK you don't have to provide a doctor's note by law unless you're off for 7 days+. We also get guaranteed 28 days PAID sick.
t113
gosh, that sounds lovely
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
We do not even get one day of guaranteed sick/vacation/maternal/paternal leave by law. I became disabled before the ACA and I got turned 1/2
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
away from the ER and told to go to the free clinic who gave me a doctors note to excuse me for missing a day of work... So I went back to2/3
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
work on one leg for the next year-ish because if I quit/got fired I couldn't get unemployment and I was and still am not getting disability.