"It's so the bread doesn't get crushed"

Dec 13, 2017 3:19 AM

deathbynugs

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#howdoibread #mygamertagtho

Hmmmmmmmm...SHAIIIII HUUULUUUD

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've watched enough British baking show to say words like "underproved"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a little man on the bottom right of the bread

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ing and yang

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sold by weight, not volume.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

45% Gluten Free

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bread in a free market utopia

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Visualisation of how I feel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this what glutenfree bread looks like?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lays started selling bread

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow thats a lot of bread inside.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soup bowl

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fill it with cheese

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They use to kill bakers for this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called a bakers' grave

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i get it, it's low carb

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love how there is a little man yelling on the edge of the crust

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bought a loaf of bread from the grocery store like this once. Brought it back and popped it in front of the manager for a refund.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet the bread around the hollow tastes amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Duuuuuuuuude. Pour a bit of molasses in there, roll it around a bit. Mmmmmmmm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmmm reminds me of a bag of chips.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happens when the dough is over mixed right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fill it with cheese

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

bread from ebay I suppose?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only fools have this problem, I know that it ranges from like 85-220grams of chips in an adult sizedbag in Dutchie land

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The EA Bread

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I feel like Paul Hollywood is gonna burst in there like “it’s under proved!”

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Real problem is the baker didn't properly "punch it down"- as in, redistribute the air pockets so one giant cavern doesn't happen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rest of the bread looks so damned dense. Source- been baking bread at home for the last year- lots of mistakes to learn from!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They aren't lying. It really does help. Would you rather have a fuller bag of all crumbs? No, of course not.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'd be okay with that, i do enjoy normal chips as well though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I remember when they used to sell chips in two packs and they were filled to the top with chips, not crumbs. In one pack you would get...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

more chips that you get in a single bag of chips now. The idea air keeps them from being crushed is bullshit. Stopped throwing them around!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately for you it really does keep the chips from getting crushed.

8 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 6

Nah. When I was a kid, the same sized bags were full and the crisps were fine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Or going stale so quick

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

IKR? How does this retarded image keep doing viral? This gets re-established every time.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Part of my job involves moving boxes of chips bags. I can assure you the air is the only reason you get chips and not powder.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, at least the air in the bag is useful, this is more like if Comcast sold bread.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

You can fill that void with cheese! You can fill any void with cheese. (Not uniformly advisable. Consult a doctor before filling any lungs.)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Plus chips are sold by weight.

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 3

You expect these mouth breathers to read something before they buy something?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I work at a supplement store. People don't understand why two different proteins in the same size tub have different prices w dif weight

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Different densities, or different fill points?

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8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That’s why I got an entire ball of cheese powder in my bag of Cheetos

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

grind it up and season shit with it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sell it on ebay or 4chan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chips also get stale in contact with oxygen, so they fill the bags with nitrogen to prevent that.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 13, 2017 1:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Google: Nitrogen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nitrogen isn't a greenhouse gas.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 13, 2017 11:21 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's about Nitrogen COMPOUNDS. We're talking about N2. Fucksake, it's explicitly mentioned in the second and fourth paragraph!

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