Dec 13, 2017 3:19 AM
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#howdoibread #mygamertagtho
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
Hmmmmmmmm...SHAIIIII HUUULUUUD
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
I've watched enough British baking show to say words like "underproved"
nikon662
There's a little man on the bottom right of the bread
Spacebandit
Ing and yang
IsACouchASeat
Sold by weight, not volume.
fartharder
45% Gluten Free
notaballoon
Bread in a free market utopia
zuzannka14
Visualisation of how I feel
ipaulus
Is this what glutenfree bread looks like?
NotTheWorstUsername
Lays started selling bread
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Wow thats a lot of bread inside.
crowamon
Soup bowl
Stuebydoo
fill it with cheese
Fistymicstabbys
They use to kill bakers for this
Winterturtle
It's called a bakers' grave
disodiumbenzoate
i get it, it's low carb
Djinnandtonicc
I love how there is a little man yelling on the edge of the crust
EmotionallyTransparent
Bought a loaf of bread from the grocery store like this once. Brought it back and popped it in front of the manager for a refund.
lychgate
I bet the bread around the hollow tastes amazing.
quillfreminenti
Duuuuuuuuude. Pour a bit of molasses in there, roll it around a bit. Mmmmmmmm
Sheiryn
hmmm reminds me of a bag of chips.
Unagi604
This happens when the dough is over mixed right?
citizenkayt
Fill it with cheese
Makato2003
bread from ebay I suppose?
GuanCena
only fools have this problem, I know that it ranges from like 85-220grams of chips in an adult sizedbag in Dutchie land
stillafckingfreak
The EA Bread
Dinkleburgg
I feel like Paul Hollywood is gonna burst in there like “it’s under proved!”
Raenon
Real problem is the baker didn't properly "punch it down"- as in, redistribute the air pockets so one giant cavern doesn't happen.
Rest of the bread looks so damned dense. Source- been baking bread at home for the last year- lots of mistakes to learn from!
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
They aren't lying. It really does help. Would you rather have a fuller bag of all crumbs? No, of course not.
Ulthirm
I'd be okay with that, i do enjoy normal chips as well though.
I remember when they used to sell chips in two packs and they were filled to the top with chips, not crumbs. In one pack you would get...
more chips that you get in a single bag of chips now. The idea air keeps them from being crushed is bullshit. Stopped throwing them around!
hashbaz
Unfortunately for you it really does keep the chips from getting crushed.
Paranoimia
Nah. When I was a kid, the same sized bags were full and the crisps were fine.
SickLikeMe187
Or going stale so quick
Rifneno
IKR? How does this retarded image keep doing viral? This gets re-established every time.
JackSplater
Part of my job involves moving boxes of chips bags. I can assure you the air is the only reason you get chips and not powder.
HannibalPoopsPeople
Yeah, at least the air in the bag is useful, this is more like if Comcast sold bread.
baroncognito
You can fill that void with cheese! You can fill any void with cheese. (Not uniformly advisable. Consult a doctor before filling any lungs.)
guardduck
Plus chips are sold by weight.
dwilson0725
You expect these mouth breathers to read something before they buy something?
HaulinOats
I work at a supplement store. People don't understand why two different proteins in the same size tub have different prices w dif weight
IReadEverythingInMickeysVoice
Different densities, or different fill points?
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
Wubbbbladubbadubdub
That’s why I got an entire ball of cheese powder in my bag of Cheetos
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
grind it up and season shit with it
Sell it on ebay or 4chan
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Chips also get stale in contact with oxygen, so they fill the bags with nitrogen to prevent that.
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eggmuffin
Google: Nitrogen.
Nuttsy
Nitrogen isn't a greenhouse gas.
That's about Nitrogen COMPOUNDS. We're talking about N2. Fucksake, it's explicitly mentioned in the second and fourth paragraph!
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
Hmmmmmmmm...SHAIIIII HUUULUUUD
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
I've watched enough British baking show to say words like "underproved"
nikon662
There's a little man on the bottom right of the bread
Spacebandit
Ing and yang
IsACouchASeat
Sold by weight, not volume.
fartharder
45% Gluten Free
notaballoon
Bread in a free market utopia
zuzannka14
Visualisation of how I feel
ipaulus
Is this what glutenfree bread looks like?
NotTheWorstUsername
Lays started selling bread
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Wow thats a lot of bread inside.
crowamon
Soup bowl
Stuebydoo
fill it with cheese
Fistymicstabbys
They use to kill bakers for this
Winterturtle
It's called a bakers' grave
disodiumbenzoate
i get it, it's low carb
Djinnandtonicc
I love how there is a little man yelling on the edge of the crust
EmotionallyTransparent
Bought a loaf of bread from the grocery store like this once. Brought it back and popped it in front of the manager for a refund.
lychgate
I bet the bread around the hollow tastes amazing.
quillfreminenti
Duuuuuuuuude. Pour a bit of molasses in there, roll it around a bit. Mmmmmmmm
Sheiryn
hmmm reminds me of a bag of chips.
Unagi604
This happens when the dough is over mixed right?
citizenkayt
Fill it with cheese
Makato2003
bread from ebay I suppose?
GuanCena
only fools have this problem, I know that it ranges from like 85-220grams of chips in an adult sizedbag in Dutchie land
stillafckingfreak
The EA Bread
Dinkleburgg
I feel like Paul Hollywood is gonna burst in there like “it’s under proved!”
Raenon
Real problem is the baker didn't properly "punch it down"- as in, redistribute the air pockets so one giant cavern doesn't happen.
Raenon
Rest of the bread looks so damned dense. Source- been baking bread at home for the last year- lots of mistakes to learn from!
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
They aren't lying. It really does help. Would you rather have a fuller bag of all crumbs? No, of course not.
Ulthirm
I'd be okay with that, i do enjoy normal chips as well though.
Sheiryn
I remember when they used to sell chips in two packs and they were filled to the top with chips, not crumbs. In one pack you would get...
Sheiryn
more chips that you get in a single bag of chips now. The idea air keeps them from being crushed is bullshit. Stopped throwing them around!
hashbaz
Unfortunately for you it really does keep the chips from getting crushed.
Paranoimia
Nah. When I was a kid, the same sized bags were full and the crisps were fine.
SickLikeMe187
Or going stale so quick
Rifneno
IKR? How does this retarded image keep doing viral? This gets re-established every time.
JackSplater
Part of my job involves moving boxes of chips bags. I can assure you the air is the only reason you get chips and not powder.
HannibalPoopsPeople
Yeah, at least the air in the bag is useful, this is more like if Comcast sold bread.
baroncognito
You can fill that void with cheese! You can fill any void with cheese. (Not uniformly advisable. Consult a doctor before filling any lungs.)
guardduck
Plus chips are sold by weight.
dwilson0725
You expect these mouth breathers to read something before they buy something?
HaulinOats
I work at a supplement store. People don't understand why two different proteins in the same size tub have different prices w dif weight
IReadEverythingInMickeysVoice
Different densities, or different fill points?
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
Wubbbbladubbadubdub
That’s why I got an entire ball of cheese powder in my bag of Cheetos
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
grind it up and season shit with it
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
Sell it on ebay or 4chan
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Chips also get stale in contact with oxygen, so they fill the bags with nitrogen to prevent that.
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eggmuffin
Google: Nitrogen.
Nuttsy
Nitrogen isn't a greenhouse gas.
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[deleted]
Nuttsy
That's about Nitrogen COMPOUNDS. We're talking about N2. Fucksake, it's explicitly mentioned in the second and fourth paragraph!