imnotcarl
71907
2011
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First post from a long time lurker
I hope I’m doing this right lol
Definitely stolen...
I forgot to add my cat tax... until next time!
Hope this was okay imigurians ?
Edit: FP, thanks guys!!
You all totally made my day ?
QSteele
#6 I love how he was too lazy to make the seats match appropriately.
kchristine8824
How Dinosaurs became extinct: Socks with Sandals
HelloSer
I really enjoyed Haikubaru, also engguins was great
UserNameCorrupted
#16. I love his neck tattoo.
thisshouldnotbetaken
I actually laughed out loud at haikubaru, it's so stupid lol
folkscallmehi
These memes about 2 years older than the internet
Faloopsinarb
#18 with your middle finger held high. Welcome to Colorado.
OxygenTheif
#7 "Testicles" is one of my new favorite words.
Sauroctonus
Firstly, I don't eat bananas. Secondly, I just hang up my clothes, no folding needed.
Dragonfury5
Even the underwear?!
Wiker123
Testicles hero of song and story. Testicles winner of ancient glory. Fire in his eyes, Iron between his thighs. Testicles!!
HunterThompsonsMissingHands
Damn
shinoharaliz
Virtue in his heart, more in every part of the Mighty Hercules
ChefLes
That's beautiful.
CronenbergMorty
I read #6, Then released a hearty laugh, My sleeping cat jumped
flyguybillnye
heracles?
MarshallCG
Hair-ock-lees
flyguybillnye
ohhh im dumb... Googled hercles and only Hercules came up. I missed the "a"
kingsfold
The only two songs to helicopter into Vietnam to are “Fortunate Son” by CCR or The Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner.
GirthBrookss
What about Gimme Shelter?
HieroGliffin
T Rex was the culture of the Dino world.
DomaschD
small but sufficient +1
TomGrom
Here here
Louiscyphre666999
Title of your sex tape
MelodiousDissonance
Something I can get behind all around.
melindajo123
LookItsTuna
Ah so you’ve met my wife’s boyfriend
newyearworseme
L
NationofSchrad
egrac
I have three mushy bananas about a day away from the trash. I promised I’d make banana bread but it’s 10 pm. ?
HelloSer
I buy them when they're still green and they still turn on me too fast
GiantRobots
@ #20 I feel attacked, I'm 25, it's 8:20 and I just took my meds that knock me out in about 40 min so I'll want to go to bed at 9
Dragonfury5
Hello fellow Central Time Zone-ian! ?
Callbox
Jokes on you, my bananas still got two days left and my clothes have been folded on my bed for atleast 3 days.
Beebebluff
Where do you sleep?
mugsyotoole
Jokes on you, I started looking at memes to put off washing clothes! (Got to go now)
astrowoman
Put them away
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
My family looked at me like I was nuts because I just stood up and said “LAUNDRY!” then went and folded it. Very helpful meme
OurLordAndSaviourHarambe
Jokes on you, it was aimed towards me
jpunkin
My bananas are bread or muffin ready and my lady ye is a pitiful mess :/
jpunkin
LAUNDRY what in the ass is lady ye
spiritussancto
my bananas are safely in the freezer to become banana bread when i'm good and ready
jpunkin
I have two bunches in there now. Do you think a third could keep them company? Oof.
JayDeeDubs
Can I just say I hate this whole "dinosaurs looking like birds ruins them" BS? A bird the size of a T-Rex is goddamn terrifying, and /1
JayDeeDubs
Learning about actual fascinating animals is better than your imaginary monsters.
strategolegends
Also "there's evidence they were scavengers." There was evidence they hunted, too! All apex predators hunt & scavenge! T.rex is still cool.
Legendguard
Case and point /a/TqFAKSE
ReginaKasteen
As long as you agree that socks with sandals is indefensible.
Iresemblethatremark
They don't need to defend socks and sandals, they're giant birds who could totally kick your ass.