SirReginaldTheThirteenth
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Apr 13, 2023 6:17 AM
SirReginaldTheThirteenth
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DJEvilBunny
She seems nice.
m4uboy
they on drugs.
BlastyMcBlastblast
Eltrickst3r
I can't tell if she's trolling, but definitely wife material XD
Paul8783
Where’s part 1?
Cilvaa
and part 3 (of 3)
madjo
She deserves better.
Cilvaa
Part 1
deejaynoob
JFC, there's 3 parts to this?! I don't think I've ever seen a joke fail so hard.
ChesterMcGirr
She is super cute and very patient. Wife her asap. Good luck to both of you
getadogupya
Finally, username is relevant.
ventingaccount
Just peeled his Instagram! Adorable couple. She’s Ukrainian.
cheeseslaw
Wife her, she's perfect.
YetAnotherUserNameToRememberDangit
She has an adorable "buffering" expression.
mrputter
I love how you can see the wheels turning in her head as she comes up with - and rejects - explanation after explanation, until finally recognizing that once you have eliminated the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. "𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰... 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥... 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘴𝘴?"
SilverHornet
Girlfriend.exe has stopped responding
mondeca
Give her the old ctrl+alt+del.
SilverHornet
Or if you're feeling frisky, ctrl+shift+escape
Cilvaa
I love her smile at the end
SanchoBlackout69
That is definitely the look of some wondering if they were really just asked to stick their hand up someone's bum
kadaeux
*And* the expression that says its not the *first* time they've been asked.
Cilvaa
ThatShiftyMonkey
Can't tell if this is a .jpg or the 4 second clip of her buffering.
RocMage
What's Updog?
submr
I can't upvote you now! Have this one instead.
SubSupreme
Ligma balls!
ToasterDent
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Holinyx05
pretendthisisagoodusername
tanebot
You're the dog now, man. Apparently.
MrSnuffleupagus172
Not much, you?
Madbull34
Nothing much, what’s up with you?
RocMage
OMG. FINALLY
Bytencoder
Nottin', just chillin'. Uaddap wicha'?
redexodus
"Nothing is up dog, its all down there. In hell, my life sucks."
whyisallthecheesegone
Her hand apparently
Trollero
Deez nutz
secondgoaround
Gotcha!
inthisibelieve
Thank you!
ElvisParsly
Deez nuts
DaveSamsonite
“updog is very similar to “dogdo” or “beesay”
ufoara
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Updog
TheFunGuyinOz
Thank you. This Old Person needed this learning.
davllot
That link not working. Another one says - "Updog is a wordplay in a rather annoying but widespread joke. It only makes sense in the context of that jest that relies on the other half not understanding the expression" https://digitalcultures.net/slang/internet-culture/updog/
ufoara
mikeatike
You're the up dog, now.
schrodingerscatfood
The link is working fine. You may have filtered/censored internet?
davllot
Link still not working here on public computer.
majestrate
It also makes sense if the person being asked already knows the joke and responds in kind
SpaceForGold
Blinking
Lovingimpaler
Aw man, nothing's going right, everything's wrong.
Arbitrarynamehere
Heh. Hah hah hah... AH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!! ... You fool.
CarpeNates
Not much. Have been feeling down recently, so not up to much. It feels really good to have someone reach out and ask how I'm doing though, so I appreciate it.
vegivamp
Would her hand in your ass help?
CarpeNates
Abso-fucking-lutely
evilgriff
CarpeNates
Thanks! Was just kidding tho, I’m fine and dandy, internet friend 😊
Freakayou
OliverClothesoff70
In a show chock full of very funny characters, Colin Robinson seems to get more than his fair share of hilarious moments.
magicbyjoe
Colin Robinson always gets my upvote
ElbowDeepInAJedi
You want me to put my hand in your ass?
4554073
As quick as she said that, and smiling, her name is Peggy.
5minutekebab
DaveSamsonite
This is the correct response from now on.
Whatevyou
xkjagnz
Dybidude5
aguacatedeldiablo
That wasn't the idea I was trying to convey, but let's stick a pin in that and come back to it.
JackieTreehornProductions
Into the parking lot
CrazyViruss
RocMage
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DarkSlayer54
15 minutes into the day, and I'm already done with the internet...
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aguacatedeldiablo
That's a lot to process
Madclaw21
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Your first response was good too.
RocMage
heh, I wasn't sure :)
RocMage
for anyone who was curious it was:
LadyNetrex
Don't think I've seen the source before!
Paroxzyme
imNotThisCleverIRL
Am I the only one who finds the updog "joke" cringy?
MattScifiBandit
The fact the joke is bad IS the joke
RavenousMaw
I think it's a harmless joke. Whenever anyone tries to get me with updog, ligma, etc, I bite, because it does me no harm, and watching or hearing people laugh is good for the soul
jekath
This made me happy. I think you sound delightful.
RavenousMaw
vegivamp
Boring, mostly.
majestrate
cringy? are you sure you chose the right adjective?
ImAGrower
As you may have seen with with the use of POV on tik tok vids and shit. The meaning of something with the current generation is just a suggestion. They just use a word for whatever meaning they need it to fit.
MaxieMooo
Joke? Whats updog??
redwesley
It's better than a matter baby.
PrivateDuds
That's part of the joke.
ObiwanHasTheHighGround
No
CarbyD
Sounds like you've got a bad case of Wrongdog
MechKelly
Updog, ligma, dickfor, it's all cringy. Always has been.
BackgroundCharacter
well, puns are only mature when they're full groan.
MidnightTacoTruck
Whas a matta u?
RickRollable
No
letsgoriderkick
Yes
astrangehop
It's definitely a few points behind a tattooed mustache on your finger
DwightKnight
No, there are plenty of other miserable people out there.
Seanspeed
This whole thing feels like some 4chan cringe.
earthlingextraordinaire
TacoPoweredHelicopter
It's moronic... But hardly cringy.
mercyPandaRunner
That's the whole point.
TheMouseOfMadness
oh, there's your problem. Ya got yer henway stuck in your hammerfor.
nevets767
No no no, you're using a hammerfor when you should ne using a butfor
Madv1lla1n
ComcastLover
That just means you're a special little guy
Yupurineutah
NEIN! https://youtube.com/shorts/fCMyFb1L0Os?feature=share
CaptainThePirate
You must have Ligma
TheKingoKings
What is Ligma
MorrighanWolf
Muunk
Bofadeez
fruitybootyhole
...You want me to put my hand in your ass?
possumattack
temposaur
Who's Leam Neeson?
extraDimensionalAnxiety
How big is it?
Pchopsammiches
who's Steve Jobs?
gabicraina
Poof!
WithFurtherAdo
ligma balls lmao gottem
thedudeman519
"I can't believe he didn't know who Steve Jobs was"
Ilovetomakestuffup
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
BackgroundCharacter
Pchopsammiches
MyDixyRect
Cilvaa
The next part where he explains it
mostinspired
damn, she went from loving him to leaving him just like that.
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
This guys voice just sounds like she's way too cute for him I'm sorry to say. It grinds my ear bone
RickRollable
Socks and sandals though.
SmugandFurry
Yeah....and?
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Women can get away with a lot of crimes against fashion that might get men arrested
jakobbp
Of course. Like the title said: wife material.
Zega000
It prevents foot stank
LadyNetrex
Nothing wrong with that.
ukarage
100% normal if she is german.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Yeah, we're a middle-aged dad culture. That's why we're so grumpy and serious and our humor sucks.
RickRollable
I thought that was pretty funny ^^
igglebotato
Maybe she's a university professor. You don't know.
GrumpyOldMan55
So what she's saying is, she's wife material but he ain't husband material.
atomfixes101
Poor thing..she just realized she really is dating an American
BrockfuckingSamson
Happens to the best of ‘em
fancygiraph
He knows she is way out of his league and is trying to get dumped. RIP updog
mercyPandaRunner
Damn, he's going full Colin Robinson on her...
TomBrokaw
fuckiingk guuy!
Fudgel
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
"We could have been fisting each other up the butt by now and this is what you chose to waste our time on?, Are you serious step bro?" ~ her. probably.
ReturnWinchester
She definitely seemed open to the idea!
IWasACatAllAlong
He says it in such a terrible way too.
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Well, he is the creepy kind of person who records a weird conversation and then it randomly finds it's way onto the interest, so there's that
derrymerbles
That’s such poor delivery i see why this wasn’t included in the original post
mrputter
That right there is the crestfallen reaction of a girl who, hoping against hope, thought she might have finally found someone as kinky as she was... only to be disappointed. Yet again. "This is what you wasted my time on??!?"
siccoyote
She just wanted someone who's ass she could stick her hand in.
kadaeux
I'm not into that kind of thing, but she's pretty enough it's not off the table either. We all sacrifice a little something for the really pretty ones.
kevbot5000
The best horrible sounding compliment I've ever heard is "I'd pee in her butt." Like, it's not quite a hard no but it's close, but you like her enough that if that's what she wants you'll do it. For her.
BarbedWireCatheter
Its from South Park, so probably not as big a deal as it sounds
kadaeux
And honestly, being willing to try your partners kinks while maintaining boundaries (and vice versa) is very important to the sexual health of a relationship. Unless you're both utter freaks and we hear about it on the news.
0570
I dunno what she's on but I want some.
mikasaur
Fairly certain she's just drunk.
reichstein
She's on wrongdog.
Tubesddict
What's wrongdog?
reichstein
Just a long day at work. Everything hurts. But it's ok. I'm going to bed soon. Bed will make it better :) Thanks for asking.
spiceass9000
JustBeCoolBruh
WarmLiquidGooPhase
channel9dude
I'll find you
pettingmycatwhileipoo
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
I randomly went back to this post and comment section. I missed that the first time. Its PERFECT
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
Came back*
JudgementalMan
mere seconds before delivering the fatal strike
jeejeejerrycotton
And here I thought the faces in Moon Over June were way unrealistic.
Eikre
Moon over June is noted for its fastidious realism.
OmnesMundiLardum
americangothicboi
Knew it would be down here
Doismellbacon
There are dozens of us!
CorGoBrrrr
¡Me gusta!
WinstonSmith101
DaDumslaya
Scary...
pdboddy
Wish I could upvote this more than once. xD
Dungeongeek
Whenever I want to do that I go and vote five more of that person’s posts
FrizBFerret
3PiecesOfBread
BearRaid
ForCryingOutLoud
I might be alone with this but to me it feels like bullying when you freeze the most unflattering frame and post it :P But then again maybe I'm just too insecure and think how I would feel if someone would highlight my worst :P
Ihaveyourgifsrighthere
Bullying? It's not an act of kindness, no...but bullying?
DildoMussolini
yawn
Quizz25S
She's fuckin adorable, and that's her best moment. Don't be afraid of being "weird".
Korky1
Ofc it can be. Tho I think it depends on the context, intent and how you use it. In this situation they are kinda playing along with the joke with her making a silly expression imo
ForCryingOutLoud
True. But still I was in her position I wouldn't like that one silly face would be ripped out of the video and be the highlighted part around the internet. But that's just me and she might be totally OK with it. I have no experience in producing content meant for wide spread.
tylerdurdon
Wdym? she's beautiful
kadaeux
If you keep assuming things like this are bullying than "I might be alone" is gonna be less a might and more an 'are'
ForCryingOutLoud
Oh gee.. judging by these downvotes I'm literally worse than Hitler with my kinda mild non-political opinon which I tried to explain :P
Badprenup
Between the first post and this one it just kinda sounds like you're just barely managing to keep your persecution complex under wraps and trying to hide it with projection and an attempt at lighthearted humor
spiceass9000
SMH.. all to common these days
ForCryingOutLoud
Nah, I'm not trying to get validation from here so in that way I don't mind the downvotes. I'm just confused how comment, which I thought was pretty innocent and wouldn't offend anyone, actually got a lot more down votes than many full blown Trump supporters I've seen on the site. So the Hitler joke came kinda out of that thought process.