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marklol
Whiteclaw is the law
QrDuinn
I dunno - I've never vomited warm, flat White Claw out of my nose, but I doubt it would burn like Zima. My parents would still be mad, tho.
shameofslate
“Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema.
mkomaha
They are two very different drinks though....they taste absolutely nothing alike.
DurendaI
Zima Blue.
FuryM0nk
Maybe I should try a whiteclaw
RealMenDrinkZima
Finally... my username has its 15min if fame.
darthstormer
So for a few years now I've been splashing Everclear into flavored sparkling water....does that me a Claw-Hipster?
Munchman347
'There is no new thing under the sun'...
Edutittam
Enjoy your hop water I'm gonna get the same ABV in a fizzy tasty.
Danzofriend
I wish
Gimmesomethingtowriteon
Odinthewrathfull
Where is the Krieger zima gif
XHandsomexJackX
"Nothing can stop the Claaaw!"
WonderfunkJones
They're made by Mark Anthony. Same company as Mike's Hard Lemonade.
cornucopiaoffilth
Truly is better, espech when you add extra vod. Mk try to keep up, I have tiny schwanz.
tastybees
Bend the Knee! ZIMA
kslickgaming
Does anyone remember the married with children when al tracks a bear referencing no human can handle more then one zima
detectivekagami
Fluxmae
Claws Out Chat @Penta
Sooper88
Completely different taste. Zima was sweet, more like a Sprite with alcohol. Claw is just alcoholic seltzer.
whitefoxkei
I tried Zima once. It was... pretty disgusting.
PrimePowerOn
No. Zima tasted way better. Fight me.
ZefSideAndy70
No...zima was actually better because it at least had flavor
voodoofu
The only flavor that Zima had was whatever jolly rancher you dropped into it.
rodrigosanchez
Zima with a splash of Grenadine in a Sonic cup of ice helped me a lot in college.
BrotherQuinoa
WhiteClaw is just FourLoko if it went vegan and got into crystal healing.
Deathwing777
jmanuelm
You sir... you...
BrotherQuinoa
I pissed off 5 people but made 370 laugh so cheers m8
Stanleyy122sgp
Four loko has announced their own line of sparkling hard water.... With 14% alchohol.
BrotherQuinoa
Jesus. Science has truly gone too far.
SilverbackGorrilla
I guess I'm too European to understand this joke.
MrBub
Nah, I'm in the states. Never had a claw
SilverbackGorrilla
I meant that I don't recognize either of these brands.
burningeagle
I legit thought it said white clam
flatearthvaxer
Me too!