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Somebody with the Jaguars must watch spongebob
Jan 5, 2018 3:14 PM
stormchsrdew
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Somebody with the Jaguars must watch spongebob
Asteroidrules
That thing's green. *bursts out in maniacal laughter* GREEN!
WeirdExceptionDuck
ALSO: Teal Ice Cream and Teal Beer
FuckILoveTurtles
We also changed our baseball team name from 'Jacksonville Suns' to 'The Jumbo Shrimp' if that say anything about how smart we are.
ensensu
Now you can be made of blue too.
ladder2heaven
We want our money back... all 46853 of us
IPutLinesOnPaper
Looks more like... The Naaaaasty Patty!
Pixpixpurple1
as a person alergic to blue dye this would have me shitting smurfs .
YouNeedtoChill
Superman ice cream poops ahoy!
Wastelandbogeyman
Ravioli ravioli....
rooser
HOW BOUT THEM JAGS!!!! WAHOOO!!!
IronBowser
LOOK WHAT I’VE GOT UNDER ME KILT!!!
Werenostrangerstolove
He would’ve made millions...
notgoingtoarrestyou
Ravioli ravioli ....
cupcakesandviolence
I bet it turns your poop weird colors
blackbenetavo
Hi, yes, my fucking bun is moldy as shit.
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
I think I'll pass on those before I end up passing those
Nab26
Should have offered teal green Eggs and ham
SpecialGuest
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
PhailRaptor
"No, no, Mister Krabs! It's not TAINTED meat, it's PAINTED meat!"
tryhardtechy1169
RGB ALL THE FOOD!
TerafloppinDatP
Jacksonville Jaguars offering teal colored poop, then?
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
well... why the hell not.
Iwanttofingeryou
JAGGERS!
haggi
Go Bills!!!
rooser
GO JAGS!!
haggi
You probably just became a Jags fan.
rooser
NE Florida born and raised
gypsymoon
Lets go Buffalo!
RussainBot
Or smoke lots and lots of pot.
TheBloodyScot
Probably both.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Copious amounts of marijuana.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
I’m going to smoke so much marinara tonight
icedmcfurry
I'm tripping balls on some ranch right now
just1inafew1000
When I was much much younger I always imagined color macaroons were pretty patties from spongebob
itjustmeyousee
So like last week then right
Denvercoder09
I do now. I'm 26
rockfireman
Macarons*
just1inafew1000
*macaroons
inyourheadunderyourskin
I think that was the purpose they invented macaroons
grendelgetskilledinthend
How do you tell if it's moldy?
FreshBeets
It's not made of enough food
laton
It turns the normal bun color
Kaesden
That's the beauty of it. It never gets moldy and always looks the same!
darkhalfbreed
The white fuzzy parts
Shewy92
Did anyone remember when BK released the black bun during Halloween? It turned your poop green
Updoodilydoo
My college's dining hall food did/does the same thing.
floxsyu
I remember one from middle of the year. was the BBQ "infused" black bun. fell apart like it was old bread
shackattacktime
like bright, granny smith green or like normal iron deficiency green?
ForkOfTerror
Dark neon magical green. Like you were invited to try butt stuff with a unicorn and accidentally the whole unicorn.
370zSteve
I don’t need Burger King to do that. #MountainDewDorittoTurds
BeardyMcFace
I drink the Dunkin Donuts Blue Raspberry Energy punch. Gets your shits AND your pee a nice aquamarine.
ForkOfTerror
I've done the same thing with flaming hot cheetoos. It's a much different sensation in passing.
DarkSock
It was a GLORIOUS Gumby Green doodie; I wish they would bring them back.
jayhawker12
They did a red bun for a spicy burger too. I hated myself after that one...
Barkinsons
Fun fact: you feed the same dye to animals when you want to measure their food passage time
Dusk17
Methaline Blue, for when you hate someone and are known to have medical knowledge.
MarvinTheMartiansDog
Just drink alot of cheap grape soda. same effect
Senofa
DUDE!!!! I am soo trying it this weekend!
HoCroBro
Grape gatorade works just the same
effarydi
That realization probably ended up being great marketing. I only tried it to see the effect. It was really fuckin green.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Food coloring does that. Hell eating too much Captain Crunch Berries does that to me.
ChucklePuss
Sno-balls (popular in the south) do the same thing.
amira18
St.patricks day last year at work drank lots of green river soda, and had lots of green food. Poop was green af
Jakethesnake357
REALLY REALLY GREEN
comeflywithme
Like a dark and rich green or was it glowing?
effarydi
Kelly greenish
effarydi
Like upvote green
Jakethesnake357
green? *choking* super green.
SherMattLockSmith
That is because the American version used synthetic azo dyes, blue azo dyes get reduced ant turn your poop green. The Japanese ones used 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
2/2 Squid ink to dye them black.
Dusk17
I have eaten squid ink pasta.
lauraInternetJunkie
Good for you
SherMattLockSmith
Squid ink is essentially tasteless, but I think they thought Americans would not like the idea of it in their burgers.
Hardalor
Americans do a lot of things different because of "not liking the idea of it"... I live in Iowa, it's pretty obvious at times.
Toqom
Also the dye industry would throw a fit, everything packaged we consume is dyed