Jul 27, 2020 2:41 AM
Nofassio
90909
1237
130
Hate me later
TitsandDragons
stonerhino
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Me after the Chinese Buffet
001AwwVillain
m0oktakul0us
God damned fucking monsters. Fuck you ticks.
CidColetti
njkckbxr
Burn it
tocfanke4
Get an Opossum
VarthGaydar
Tina, you fat lard!
TripUpStairs
There is this fairy tale movie, with intersecting stories, and one of them has a king who feeds a tic. I can’t remember the name! argh!
hroper452
Is it Tale of Tales? It has the king feeding an enormous flea until it's big? ?.?♀️ *Shudders*
That is it!! Thank you so much, I couldn't find it on a search.
featherinit
SavageGoH
I'd go Gallagher on that melon.
Pandwan
Quick get me a lighter..
Kvothefefe
PunkOfSteam
You know, I feel like this is a perfectly reasonable response.
tanebot
I'm with the kid. I don't mind most arthropods but ticks can fuck right off.
angryannotations
The most logical “reason my kid crying” I’ve ever heard. Narrowly beating out “she just woke up”.
lynnpie
Okay this seriously freaks me out
But take my hesitant upvote
TubeofPringles
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Thats my favourite movie of his
Treforce
I dont recall this scene... what movie is this from?
The Birdcage. Such a perfect movie.
HighFlyKai
Really? It’s so short
Lol
kirsty419
Is that Trump in his natural form?
DonkeyGoat
abarak
I was thinking about getting a cat. Now I remember why I don't.
tonalstates
Lakeylake
Well thanks for the slo-mo
FreudIsMe
Make it reverse!
GeneralBLUE88
I must be tired cause this made me crack tf up lol
P0G0THECL0WN
vahnn
Sometimes ya just gotta keep on truckin'.
CundingFutback
Horrifying insect? Tick.
petresun
Just bite into it already! I wanna see it pop...
Do it.
Ilivedpast30thatsenough
This post kinda ticks me off.
shootingstarsareburningrocks
I see what you did there
Pixzapotatopiebrocolli
jesusisherelookbusy
v
molenziabeancurd
Now I'm all itchy. Thanks.
mmckee44
Ticks engorge themselves like this to make eggs and then die. So do we know that putting them on their backs changes that outcome?
DrippingWithSarcasm
Forbidden gusher..
DerpyPannycake
This made me shiver
Cosmicvonbunbun
FreggDillmilker
Do you think itd taste like lyme?
Gonlaug
Why! Why would you make this!?
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I picked one up thinking a grape fell on the coffee table...... and squeezed it
PocketCleric
The worst part is not knowing where it came from
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
therealNorrinRadd
Leonon
ZombieDK
johnzaku
AdmiralAlbatross
badpetrock
I heard they taste like lyme.
AnniCannibal
Goes well with a Corona
Beardologist
No. The Tick is nigh indestructible!
BoomerSooner767
My first lol of the day. I can hear the popping sound now...
rosshell2718
*hurk*
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Could have went your whole life keeping that to yourself. But here you are.
ThreeEyedG0at
Grier2217
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I hate you. +1
ISniffedGinOnce
Try it with some milk and cereal.
HandoB4Javert
Is that the current spirit animal of the USA?
YesmynameisGreg
preemptiveenema
dammit! i just posted the same thing.
Gotta be quick on that draw.
pinanimal
Is it a tick?
DigitalMau
ba dwee da da dwee dau
MagicOrpheus310
It has 8 legs so it's a spider... (It's a tick)
edoublep
No, it’s Becky
BannedForSFW05
Kahneolus
Wow, that's some high level armor.
AvatarTommyBee
RenaissanceFaireMan
Looks like a quarter.
inahighstupor
Its the forbidden gusher
theghostwholurks
Nah dog it's a ❌ from me.
jay20003000
Well this could have been on a dog....so it's a yes from him
Lurkerdraegon
Yes a ThiCC
Toderdj
Hans, get da flammenwerfer
MoreAwesomerDan
DarPhyve
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
MatthewJohnsona
Thicc Tick.
Sheptard
Yep. Recently fed well, too
andaWoss
Zerolyzer
Its THIC.
SPOOOOOON!
retroman688
Thank you. Was hoping this would be here.
YoudontneedakeywhenyougotMrT
.
bartman2014
Yes, a tick of approval
DaisyfromDownunder
Maybe a Tock. They go together well.
IncognitoPanda
They absolutely do not
Samja192
And when both are parasites
qtRaven
Is that a Xanth reference?
Only if Xanth is a clock
Ah bummer. Read Xanth by the way.
ThePerhapsnaut
I read demons don't dream 5 million years ago and forgot I even forgot about it until just then. Weird how some stuff just stays with you.
4vie
Ticks are nature's way of keeping larger mammals in check. Just... the ways they do it in! Only nature can be so cruel.
TakeTheStairs
what do you mean, AFAIK they dont kill out wipeout populations or anything.
Read up on tickborne diseases. Revert medical science and tech... a hundred years. what's what I mean.
But! You're right. But that's not cruelty in the same sense... only human are that... unethically.... efficient. There's a difference.
weerdo
Nothing is more cruel then humans
IinsultCats
Bears
Hobbes777
Lol, then go out and live in the wilderness.
Nature is nature.. humans are cruel by choice.. so yes I wouldn't mind living in the wilderness, even if there is a high risk of dying.
Anonaru
Plenty of animals exhibit traditionally cruel behavior. Ever seen what cats of all sizes do when they don't need an immediate kill? 1/
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Been waiting to use my new gif: (w/sound)
torp
Source ? (asking for a friend) :-)
The Gentlemen. Fun movie
thanks !
Chiselednicknac
What's that from?
flowofsilence
The Gentlemen, now go watch it and enjoy.
MachoEggs
The Gentlemen. Worth watching.
agg79
Definitely worth the watch.
snipercanadian
How do we convince Guy for 2nd and 3rd Man from Uncle
YaBoyJohnorrhea
Idk man I'm still waiting for The Real RocknRolla.
MCFUDDLENUTS
You've gotta inject a little hydrogen peroxide in there.
Hellstorm99
Just use a hammer
TupacAintDead
vanelanjenkins
pergh
That's too cruel for me. Even for shits and giggles
[deleted]
Fairypowers
I am with yeah on that. So many down votes goodness, I dont understand humans.
magicianofmissin4
Just pop 'em in your mouth. Quick death and a quick snack
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
As one of the most devout biophilists you will meet, fuck a tick. Ill take mites and mosquitoes and any number of other parasites.
RocketNewman
It’s not waterboarding if you use diesel.
Covidnineteen
Totally legal, totally cool
dancinshroom
Not many organisms that small even have the nerve capacity for pain. Hardly torture
only90skidswillgetthis
We're concerned about the pathology of somebody who wants a tick to suffer rather than the feelings of the tick
ThanosWasNotWrong
Fuck you. Those things kill so many people. Fuck em.
They ain't trying to kill anyone. They just want to drink some juice
So do humans
technically correct. Fuck us too! We suck! Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck us all!
Galaxus
A life is a life. Do rocks cause disease? Yes. Is it up to us as a higher studies to ensure we are humane in our actions, including 1/2
Killing of parasites? Also yes. Torture is cruel and lessens those who commit it to a sub-primal level.
Ticks, not rocks.
taivaanporttiteoria
I have more sympathy for rocks than tics. I could never torture a rock. But those disease-spreading suckers, fuck 'em.
What would happen?
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
memeofficer
thisusernameismeaningless
Blood decomposes H2O2 into H2O and O2, bubbles, boom. Same thing happens when you pour it onto a wound, those bubbles are oxygen.
iamshocked
What if we injected h20 into 02!?
onlyhalfghost
very little happens when you put water in oxygen. Now, if you actually put 20-hydrogen in anything, you're breaking enough physics to be fun
whipitrealgood
I’ll take “risky click of the day” for $1000
sonicthemariomasterchief
BROOM
ChromeDome86
As long as you document your findings, it’s science.
SaItyEuropean
L0rdRandTV
Boom
CheapAss
Some psycho with a needle. Why would you even do that
Lward53
Its a tick, fuck em
SnarfyMcSnarferson
well I wont be sleeping tonight
ultradongle
https://images.app.goo.gl/jpuBJqvgAcxjXxzy5
pixelartsometimes
Y doe
stgsteve
Thanks I hate it
thescarby
That is absolutely disgusting. Thank you.
Okay this is terrifying and i should have never asked. I’m no longer a lady
I feel like the down votes are from people not wanting to see the shit, rather than me not supplying the correct shit to see. Right?
HedbergAndTheAngryInch
I went ahead and upvoted you for doing the lord's work, but there's no way in hell I'm clicking that link.
mstalltree
Pro-tip: nothing cleans blood stains like hydrogen peroxide.
kikiohearts
Yeah too bad teenager me didnt know it would eat through underwear too.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
peruvianfightingmidgets
Sodium hypochlorite is better as it breaks down DNA
xizar
I find this information useful.
I find it kinda creepy +1
TitsandDragons
stonerhino
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Me after the Chinese Buffet
001AwwVillain
m0oktakul0us
God damned fucking monsters. Fuck you ticks.
CidColetti
njkckbxr
Burn it
tocfanke4
VarthGaydar
Tina, you fat lard!
TripUpStairs
There is this fairy tale movie, with intersecting stories, and one of them has a king who feeds a tic. I can’t remember the name! argh!
hroper452
Is it Tale of Tales? It has the king feeding an enormous flea until it's big? ?.?♀️ *Shudders*
TripUpStairs
That is it!! Thank you so much, I couldn't find it on a search.
featherinit
SavageGoH
I'd go Gallagher on that melon.
Pandwan
Quick get me a lighter..
Kvothefefe
PunkOfSteam
You know, I feel like this is a perfectly reasonable response.
tanebot
I'm with the kid. I don't mind most arthropods but ticks can fuck right off.
angryannotations
The most logical “reason my kid crying” I’ve ever heard. Narrowly beating out “she just woke up”.
lynnpie
Okay this seriously freaks me out
lynnpie
But take my hesitant upvote
TubeofPringles
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Thats my favourite movie of his
Treforce
I dont recall this scene... what movie is this from?
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
The Birdcage. Such a perfect movie.
HighFlyKai
Really? It’s so short
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Lol
kirsty419
Is that Trump in his natural form?
DonkeyGoat
abarak
I was thinking about getting a cat. Now I remember why I don't.
tonalstates
Lakeylake
Well thanks for the slo-mo
FreudIsMe
Make it reverse!
GeneralBLUE88
I must be tired cause this made me crack tf up lol
P0G0THECL0WN
vahnn
Sometimes ya just gotta keep on truckin'.
CundingFutback
Horrifying insect? Tick.
petresun
Just bite into it already! I wanna see it pop...
petresun
Do it.
Ilivedpast30thatsenough
This post kinda ticks me off.
shootingstarsareburningrocks
I see what you did there
Pixzapotatopiebrocolli
jesusisherelookbusy
molenziabeancurd
Now I'm all itchy. Thanks.
mmckee44
Ticks engorge themselves like this to make eggs and then die. So do we know that putting them on their backs changes that outcome?
DrippingWithSarcasm
Forbidden gusher..
DerpyPannycake
This made me shiver
Cosmicvonbunbun
FreggDillmilker
Do you think itd taste like lyme?
Gonlaug
PunkOfSteam
Why! Why would you make this!?
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I picked one up thinking a grape fell on the coffee table...... and squeezed it
PocketCleric
The worst part is not knowing where it came from
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
therealNorrinRadd
Leonon
ZombieDK
johnzaku
AdmiralAlbatross
badpetrock
I heard they taste like lyme.
AnniCannibal
Goes well with a Corona
Beardologist
No. The Tick is nigh indestructible!
BoomerSooner767
My first lol of the day. I can hear the popping sound now...
rosshell2718
*hurk*
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Could have went your whole life keeping that to yourself. But here you are.
ThreeEyedG0at
Grier2217
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I hate you. +1
ISniffedGinOnce
Try it with some milk and cereal.
HandoB4Javert
Is that the current spirit animal of the USA?
YesmynameisGreg
preemptiveenema
dammit! i just posted the same thing.
DrippingWithSarcasm
Gotta be quick on that draw.
pinanimal
Is it a tick?
DigitalMau
ba dwee da da dwee dau
MagicOrpheus310
It has 8 legs so it's a spider... (It's a tick)
edoublep
No, it’s Becky
BannedForSFW05
Kahneolus
Wow, that's some high level armor.
AvatarTommyBee
RenaissanceFaireMan
Looks like a quarter.
inahighstupor
Its the forbidden gusher
theghostwholurks
Nah dog it's a ❌ from me.
jay20003000
Well this could have been on a dog....so it's a yes from him
Lurkerdraegon
Yes a ThiCC
Toderdj
Hans, get da flammenwerfer
MoreAwesomerDan
DarPhyve
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
MatthewJohnsona
Thicc Tick.
Sheptard
Yep. Recently fed well, too
andaWoss
Zerolyzer
Its THIC.
Beardologist
SPOOOOOON!
retroman688
Thank you. Was hoping this would be here.
YoudontneedakeywhenyougotMrT
.
bartman2014
Yes, a tick of approval
DaisyfromDownunder
Maybe a Tock. They go together well.
IncognitoPanda
They absolutely do not
Samja192
And when both are parasites
qtRaven
Is that a Xanth reference?
DaisyfromDownunder
Only if Xanth is a clock
qtRaven
Ah bummer. Read Xanth by the way.
ThePerhapsnaut
I read demons don't dream 5 million years ago and forgot I even forgot about it until just then. Weird how some stuff just stays with you.
4vie
Ticks are nature's way of keeping larger mammals in check. Just... the ways they do it in! Only nature can be so cruel.
TakeTheStairs
what do you mean, AFAIK they dont kill out wipeout populations or anything.
4vie
Read up on tickborne diseases. Revert medical science and tech... a hundred years. what's what I mean.
4vie
But! You're right. But that's not cruelty in the same sense... only human are that... unethically.... efficient. There's a difference.
weerdo
Nothing is more cruel then humans
IinsultCats
Bears
Hobbes777
Lol, then go out and live in the wilderness.
weerdo
Nature is nature.. humans are cruel by choice.. so yes I wouldn't mind living in the wilderness, even if there is a high risk of dying.
Anonaru
Plenty of animals exhibit traditionally cruel behavior. Ever seen what cats of all sizes do when they don't need an immediate kill? 1/
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Been waiting to use my new gif: (w/sound)
torp
Source ? (asking for a friend) :-)
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
The Gentlemen. Fun movie
torp
thanks !
Chiselednicknac
What's that from?
flowofsilence
The Gentlemen, now go watch it and enjoy.
MachoEggs
The Gentlemen. Worth watching.
agg79
Definitely worth the watch.
snipercanadian
How do we convince Guy for 2nd and 3rd Man from Uncle
YaBoyJohnorrhea
Idk man I'm still waiting for The Real RocknRolla.
MCFUDDLENUTS
You've gotta inject a little hydrogen peroxide in there.
Hellstorm99
Just use a hammer
TupacAintDead
vanelanjenkins
pergh
That's too cruel for me. Even for shits and giggles
[deleted]
[deleted]
Fairypowers
I am with yeah on that. So many down votes goodness, I dont understand humans.
magicianofmissin4
Just pop 'em in your mouth. Quick death and a quick snack
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
As one of the most devout biophilists you will meet, fuck a tick. Ill take mites and mosquitoes and any number of other parasites.
RocketNewman
It’s not waterboarding if you use diesel.
Covidnineteen
Totally legal, totally cool
dancinshroom
Not many organisms that small even have the nerve capacity for pain. Hardly torture
only90skidswillgetthis
We're concerned about the pathology of somebody who wants a tick to suffer rather than the feelings of the tick
ThanosWasNotWrong
Fuck you. Those things kill so many people. Fuck em.
Covidnineteen
They ain't trying to kill anyone. They just want to drink some juice
only90skidswillgetthis
So do humans
ThanosWasNotWrong
technically correct. Fuck us too! We suck! Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck us all!
Galaxus
A life is a life. Do rocks cause disease? Yes. Is it up to us as a higher studies to ensure we are humane in our actions, including 1/2
Galaxus
Killing of parasites? Also yes. Torture is cruel and lessens those who commit it to a sub-primal level.
Galaxus
Ticks, not rocks.
taivaanporttiteoria
I have more sympathy for rocks than tics. I could never torture a rock. But those disease-spreading suckers, fuck 'em.
lynnpie
What would happen?
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
memeofficer
thisusernameismeaningless
Blood decomposes H2O2 into H2O and O2, bubbles, boom. Same thing happens when you pour it onto a wound, those bubbles are oxygen.
iamshocked
What if we injected h20 into 02!?
onlyhalfghost
very little happens when you put water in oxygen. Now, if you actually put 20-hydrogen in anything, you're breaking enough physics to be fun
whipitrealgood
I’ll take “risky click of the day” for $1000
sonicthemariomasterchief
BROOM
ChromeDome86
As long as you document your findings, it’s science.
SaItyEuropean
L0rdRandTV
Boom
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
CheapAss
Some psycho with a needle. Why would you even do that
Lward53
Its a tick, fuck em
SnarfyMcSnarferson
well I wont be sleeping tonight
ultradongle
https://images.app.goo.gl/jpuBJqvgAcxjXxzy5
pixelartsometimes
Y doe
stgsteve
Thanks I hate it
thescarby
That is absolutely disgusting. Thank you.
lynnpie
Okay this is terrifying and i should have never asked. I’m no longer a lady
ultradongle
I feel like the down votes are from people not wanting to see the shit, rather than me not supplying the correct shit to see. Right?
HedbergAndTheAngryInch
I went ahead and upvoted you for doing the lord's work, but there's no way in hell I'm clicking that link.
mstalltree
Pro-tip: nothing cleans blood stains like hydrogen peroxide.
kikiohearts
Yeah too bad teenager me didnt know it would eat through underwear too.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
peruvianfightingmidgets
Sodium hypochlorite is better as it breaks down DNA
xizar
I find this information useful.
lynnpie
I find it kinda creepy +1