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Ladies, stay away from this guy...
therealVexed
I want a full porn like this
munichredman
Excellent lighting in each shot.
Irishitup
I'm beginning to think that this guy isn't loyal.
badmusicpuns
TonyMontanasBalls
The face she is pulling when she's the holding the panties. Game. Over.
binky4me
She seems nice, dear.
Wextersmachinegunhands
The power of the red dress
BlownByTheMonsignor
#2 is a prize winner. "Will you marry m-- wait, hold on a sec."
The22ndDoctor
SuperFuzzyNipples
So if any stock photo folks would like a dude for a "ugly man surprised attractive woman is kissing his cheek" photo, drop me a line...
MikeMcAwesome91
I like that in #9 she's staring into the girl's butthole
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
in olden times they called that being captivated by the eye of the brown
iCantImager
Where do I sign up to take stock photos like this.
ScrewHavinAUsername
He genuinely looks like a good guy & so innocent in his actions which makes it all the more hilarious! Love it!
ChubbyLandshark
Who is this random woman who always wears red who always pops up in my day-to-day life and appears on my couch at the worst moments?
Caffynated
That's tech support. You're not supposed to be able to see them.
ChubbyLandshark
I must be magical or something then.
tracereading
Make it a threesome.
Applepotamus
what the fuck....
Cheomesh
:D
BelfryBats
She's just miffed that it is supposed to be her day with their girlfriend.
WorkerLurker
Would be a lovely trio.
ArdentSlacker
Yeah, last two... clearly, she's got a cuckold fetish. Or she wouldn't have had a chair facing the bed.
SendMeCheese
Fuck yeah, I love this idea! Poly represent!
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
AmArschdieRaeuber
How the turn tables
samterday
"You know I'm cheating on you, right? This is not the time to complement her on her arms." - dude probably
pilotperson
*compliment. "Complement" means to complete, as part of a whole.
terribleontheinside
"It wasn't me."
Generricwhiteman
Under appreciated comment of the day.
jesusisherelookbusy
Ah, the old Shaggy defence. Works everytime.
SuddenlySarah
But she caught me on the counter
jesusisherelookbusy
Wasn't me.
lazysombrero
Oh wow! Can't make out if stock photo shoot or porn shoot! Am seriously confused!
pandiculator
I choose to believe that this was originally a porn shoot and the company didn't know what to do with the rest of the photos.
knobhoblin
Stock porn, next level
Bleagle
Probably starts as stock photo shoot. Then the lights get dimmed a bit, the make-up gets sluttier and the real action starts!
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/7e/0c/6c7e0cf4752f2487e218e6804b056a0f.gif
ShotgunBetty
awww is this chick still around or what
HaniiPuppy
Jup. https://www.youtube.com/user/wzr0713
ShotgunBetty
<3 thank you kind stranger
HaniiPuppy
:)
rbudrick
She'd better be.
Kromerag
MistehrFarenheit
Did you see the stock photos? He obviously presses the left button furiously while ignoring the right button
MistehrFarenheit
No sweat
regregex
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
That's a good one
WeatherWiz
Looks like we've hit memeception levels...it's all ogre now.
OtterAvalanche
Right for sure
SoludisSnake
than think about the left, after you clicked the right
sulfuratus
Zasep
It's evolving
l009
This meme has grown from last month!
johnefffd
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I/giphy.gif
Kromerag
ErinFromTheOffice
Another:
BecauseCanadian
Is that the same woman? I'm confused
piratica108
I love the depth of field it really adds a lot
6double
I think that dude might just be a ho
PedroBenecol
He gets around
Bohzee
They're slav models, aren't they?
AviArts
Is this a stereotype or something?
Bohzee
No, I was simply guessing because they look slavic, or east-european.
elvichoperro
No. they don't get paid a lot but they are free to come and go as they please.
LaughingOrgasms
He looks like the kazoo kid
CoolGuyCoolDude
Every white person apparently does
BadamWarlock
Iiiiiii'm Brett!
6double
The who?
sulfuratus
The kid from the Kazoo commercials.
PapiBlanco
He's the rapper in this song https://youtu.be/g-sgw9bPV4A
PatrickRob82
piratica108
Haha this girl never goes beyond "embarrassed teenager" anger
PatrickRob82
SirFeatherbottom
This tale is just the gift that keeps on giving
RockPapersBeer
Is that condom? Some-fucking-how these keep getting fuckin better and better... ಠ_à²
essemiis
Wedding ring
LocalFishInGreatMoodToday
*Cock ring
essemiis
Haha by the nature, probably
KingGlipGlop
"Umm excuse me miss, that's MY dick you're riding..."
mondeca
"And now it's MY turn!"
ryunwould
"You're in my seat."
Gentlemanriot
Sweetheart can we please finish in peace?-guy, probably
nononini
"Can we have this conversation some other time?"
DoublevBomb
"Unless it's sprouting from your crotch, it's not yours."
NZSheeps
I think I've seen that video....
DoublevBomb
Not sure that I have.
iamthisguy247
His face looks like "what's she so upset about?". I'd like the next scene to be a realization face "oh yeah, the cheating."
KingGlipGlop
Also noticed that based on the previous picture she walked all the way across the room right in front of them just to tap her other shoulder
D00magedd0n
"Hey you take a break let me take over"
YarTheBug
JasonWaterfaIIs
God I love this.
KangInDaNarth
I forget this guy is an actual murderer
kmikl
Similar token, very different genesis and outcomes.
BobbyBobbston
Exactly what came to my mind. I love this guy. I mean, probably not really, but you know what I mean... right?
NipplesInAJar
Congratulations! You made it into a new surveillance list!
BobbyBobbston
Aw, god DAMNIT. I was trying to not get into any more of these..
BigSteel
No, dudes pure evil, shot up a movie theater and killed many.
YarTheBug
Not so much evil as insane. Schizophrenia iirc.. Probably both tho.
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
Oh shit The Dark Knight one? Never made the connection
joeys2323
Jesus they really went all out huh?
lDanielHolm
My guess is, they noticed it went viral, and they made more.
MrStudMcMuffin
Seems more like he went all in -side of her.
roorooter
That escalated quickly.
no01
Barkinsons
Gabba Gandalf!
Tubhumping
PresidentProTempore
WarlocknLoad
kempper
ColtTheKid
ghostanom
PimpMyDadForKarma
Yup. Imagining signing up for those innocent stock photos and having them be like, "Okay take off all your clothes and hop up on this dude."
baddesthombre
We can't just hire a pretty face.
metrostarshipp
Psssht I'm not falling for that one again
WorkerLurker
As a shibari artist I count on people that will.
Shineupordown
just one more time?
Johnsky
Holy crap! Its sixth sense 2. She doesn't know she's dead!
Gradwin
HowardMoonsHotpants
'I fuck dead people'
KillaVLY
LOL holy shit your
KillaVLY
Comment made me laugh so hard I cried
AnApologeticCanadian
https://imgur.com/0w5UAMX
justsomedude
MrsJohnnyKarate
Classic m Knight shamalamadingdong..she was dead all along
Solivoid
IAmDrBanner
So he was proposing to the wind, holding hands with nobody and hugging the air? And explaining himself to some floating panties too.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
YOU JUST RUINED IT!!!
feldsPieMagnet
You've obviously never have done meth for extended periods of time. Obviously.
Badyams73
Ghost panties
Freightshaker
Not so much 6th Sense but rather Fight Club.
AxisBond
He's the only one who can see her. He's trying to move on with his life, but she's not letting him. Bitch, go into the light!
IAmDrBanner
Isn't there a movie just like this? Guys starts hiring exorcists, gypsis and stuff to get rid of her.
MostIndeedlySo
MrWavvves
Spoilers???
ghantaman
Tyler durden isn't real. Kaiser soze isn't real. Norton never had a split personality (this time). The game is just a game Santa isn't real
ahven1
Now I'm definitely not going to finish Usual Suspects.. fell asleep twice already
ghantaman
In case you were asking for spoilers
ShitePoster
The Sixth Sense 2: The Cuckquean-ening
WorkerLurker
I have one I'm seeing, it's actually pretty fun. Didn't realize it was my thing.
GayEnough4U
Hot!
Vieltrien
Good on you?
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
What a twist!
v
otherotherbarry
TrumpsMouth
Twist a what?
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
Nurple.
TrumpsMouth
Ouch now my day is basically ruined. Guess I'll leave work early.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
If your boss asks why just give em a purple nurple.
Somanyquestions
So he proposed to no one?
Hypen
He was practicing for the real deal
Somanyquestions
Oh shit, that's smart, that's probably why then all said no to me!
Hypen
Yeah you should have practiced in the mirror first .