Distracted boyfriend

Sep 5, 2017 4:31 PM

purplecrackrock

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Ladies, stay away from this guy...

I want a full porn like this

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Excellent lighting in each shot.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm beginning to think that this guy isn't loyal.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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The face she is pulling when she's the holding the panties. Game. Over.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She seems nice, dear.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The power of the red dress

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 is a prize winner. "Will you marry m-- wait, hold on a sec."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So if any stock photo folks would like a dude for a "ugly man surprised attractive woman is kissing his cheek" photo, drop me a line...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like that in #9 she's staring into the girl's butthole

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

in olden times they called that being captivated by the eye of the brown

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where do I sign up to take stock photos like this.

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

He genuinely looks like a good guy & so innocent in his actions which makes it all the more hilarious! Love it!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Who is this random woman who always wears red who always pops up in my day-to-day life and appears on my couch at the worst moments?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's tech support. You're not supposed to be able to see them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I must be magical or something then.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make it a threesome.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what the fuck....

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

:D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's just miffed that it is supposed to be her day with their girlfriend.

8 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 1

Would be a lovely trio.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, last two... clearly, she's got a cuckold fetish. Or she wouldn't have had a chair facing the bed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah, I love this idea! Poly represent!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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How the turn tables

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You know I'm cheating on you, right? This is not the time to complement her on her arms." - dude probably

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

*compliment. "Complement" means to complete, as part of a whole.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"It wasn't me."

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Under appreciated comment of the day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the old Shaggy defence. Works everytime.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But she caught me on the counter

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Wasn't me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh wow! Can't make out if stock photo shoot or porn shoot! Am seriously confused!

8 years ago | Likes 407 Dislikes 1

I choose to believe that this was originally a porn shoot and the company didn't know what to do with the rest of the photos.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Stock porn, next level

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Probably starts as stock photo shoot. Then the lights get dimmed a bit, the make-up gets sluttier and the real action starts!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/7e/0c/6c7e0cf4752f2487e218e6804b056a0f.gif

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

awww is this chick still around or what

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jup. https://www.youtube.com/user/wzr0713

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

<3 thank you kind stranger

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She'd better be.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1427 Dislikes 1

Did you see the stock photos? He obviously presses the left button furiously while ignoring the right button

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No sweat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a good one

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like we've hit memeception levels...it's all ogre now.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right for sure

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

than think about the left, after you clicked the right

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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It's evolving

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

This meme has grown from last month!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Another:

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Is that the same woman? I'm confused

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the depth of field it really adds a lot

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think that dude might just be a ho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He gets around

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're slav models, aren't they?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Is this a stereotype or something?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I was simply guessing because they look slavic, or east-european.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. they don't get paid a lot but they are free to come and go as they please.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He looks like the kazoo kid

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Every white person apparently does

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iiiiiii'm Brett!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The who?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kid from the Kazoo commercials.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's the rapper in this song https://youtu.be/g-sgw9bPV4A

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Haha this girl never goes beyond "embarrassed teenager" anger

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

This tale is just the gift that keeps on giving

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Is that condom? Some-fucking-how these keep getting fuckin better and better... ಠ_ಠ

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wedding ring

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*Cock ring

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha by the nature, probably

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Umm excuse me miss, that's MY dick you're riding..."

8 years ago | Likes 2169 Dislikes 4

"And now it's MY turn!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You're in my seat."

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sweetheart can we please finish in peace?-guy, probably

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

"Can we have this conversation some other time?"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Unless it's sprouting from your crotch, it's not yours."

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I think I've seen that video....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure that I have.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His face looks like "what's she so upset about?". I'd like the next scene to be a realization face "oh yeah, the cheating."

8 years ago | Likes 440 Dislikes 0

Also noticed that based on the previous picture she walked all the way across the room right in front of them just to tap her other shoulder

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

"Hey you take a break let me take over"

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 0

God I love this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I forget this guy is an actual murderer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Similar token, very different genesis and outcomes.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Exactly what came to my mind. I love this guy. I mean, probably not really, but you know what I mean... right?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Congratulations! You made it into a new surveillance list!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Aw, god DAMNIT. I was trying to not get into any more of these..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, dudes pure evil, shot up a movie theater and killed many.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Not so much evil as insane. Schizophrenia iirc.. Probably both tho.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit The Dark Knight one? Never made the connection

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus they really went all out huh?

8 years ago | Likes 704 Dislikes 1

My guess is, they noticed it went viral, and they made more.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Seems more like he went all in -side of her.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That escalated quickly.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Gabba Gandalf!

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8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup. Imagining signing up for those innocent stock photos and having them be like, "Okay take off all your clothes and hop up on this dude."

8 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 0

We can't just hire a pretty face.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Psssht I'm not falling for that one again

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

As a shibari artist I count on people that will.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

just one more time?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Holy crap! Its sixth sense 2. She doesn't know she's dead!

8 years ago | Likes 1817 Dislikes 5

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'I fuck dead people'

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL holy shit your

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comment made me laugh so hard I cried

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Classic m Knight shamalamadingdong..she was dead all along

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

So he was proposing to the wind, holding hands with nobody and hugging the air? And explaining himself to some floating panties too.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

YOU JUST RUINED IT!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You've obviously never have done meth for extended periods of time. Obviously.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ghost panties

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not so much 6th Sense but rather Fight Club.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's the only one who can see her. He's trying to move on with his life, but she's not letting him. Bitch, go into the light!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Isn't there a movie just like this? Guys starts hiring exorcists, gypsis and stuff to get rid of her.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Spoilers???

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Tyler durden isn't real. Kaiser soze isn't real. Norton never had a split personality (this time). The game is just a game Santa isn't real

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now I'm definitely not going to finish Usual Suspects.. fell asleep twice already

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

In case you were asking for spoilers

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Sixth Sense 2: The Cuckquean-ening

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

I have one I'm seeing, it's actually pretty fun. Didn't realize it was my thing.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Hot!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good on you?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a twist! v

8 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Twist a what?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nurple.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ouch now my day is basically ruined. Guess I'll leave work early.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If your boss asks why just give em a purple nurple.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So he proposed to no one?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He was practicing for the real deal

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, that's smart, that's probably why then all said no to me!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah you should have practiced in the mirror first .

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