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ChemicalPorpoise
This is why I try not to always respond right away. That way if something like this happens, I can later claim being busy.
mk02g
So true
Branmaster4
His brand of humor is too superficial for my taste.
ErogenousEnigma
Depends on how we meet, if we met online I have to think about it, probably talk to my girlfriends about you before I make up my mind.
bouron
Haha this always gets me cause that's my BFFs name and often we ate pizza together.
SomethingWittyIDK
Literally just here
claybert
Aziz has other jokes
milesdavissmiles
This is when the girl gets a restraining order.
ChildeRoland82
I read this in his voice.
nofunatparties
I'm here right now. Gotta be zen about it. If she does want to talk, she'll text. If she doesn't, being needy won't help.
Harvestkitten
TIL there are many Brians on Imgur
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Unless there are no Brians on Imgur and they're all lying
dekket
If there was ever a case for gaydom.
ALittleHazey
Man, I'm always down for pizza.
raistlian
Meanwhile my buddy Brian is currently sitting next to me with a bong and little caesars lol
IckyLilBickyJahJahandWill
I just finished his book Modern Romance and it was reaaaaaallly interesting.
Binsto
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kevincow
Do girls not realize how rude and frustrating this is, or do they do it on purpose just to fuck with guys? Seems inconsiderate either way.
LordOfTheDownvotes
Its more like, I don't want this guy to stop talking to me as soon as I reject him so I just won't say anything.
babysaidmaybe
Treat yo self
PhloydPhan
What he lacks in humor he makes up for in volume.
CometLaHal
nope
ThatOneGifOfJerryFuckingTomInTheAssIsMySpiritSlave
I find him very funny on paper, but can't stand his actual performances.
ManMythLegendary
Why doesn’t anybody talk on the phone? Our society’s social skills are going obsolete due to Social media platforms Nobody has balls anymore
Herodanger
Title is fitting i can concur although that could just be my anxiety and paranoia talking
ishouldchangethis
this guy is funny, y'all hate too much. get high and chill the fucknout
SwitchPusher
Fucknout
E7018
Why do I have to get high?
TheMightyDio
Because you can't be cool if you don't.
ishouldchangethis
well u dont have to
E7018
O ok
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
It's nice tho
PoeTatos
As a Brian I can approve we are nice
DrCureAll
Ugh Brian's i prefer my friend Bryan
ninjabreadman
Unlike Dans... Fuck you, Dan.
PoeTatos
Yeah Dan why you gotta be such a cunt
pleasantpeasant24
Brian here, this Brian checks out.
TheEverliving
'Nother Brian here, can corroborate this Brian's checking out the other Brian.
Enoch1
I've been there... But this wasn't funny.. No chuckle or anything... Plz.. Find a real job...
YeaImFunAtParties
Yea! like taxi driving!
Zasserman
pfff a "real job", he probably makes 10X the money you do bub.
JaxAndHisLampPost
You forgot a zero
Zasserman
oops
HiddenChicken
Girls like to play mind games. Source: my sister.
NotThatSarahADifferentSarah
Ugh, who LIKES doing this? It seems so pointlessly exhausting.
walterpeck
I'm sure she will end up with a guy she deserves.
theconcreteslab
Why do we use deserve when it comes to dating? I deserve endless popcorn, not a man.
walterpeck
I agree, but in this case I was being sarcastic
westicles01
Confirmed. Source: fucking batshit insane exwife and not much better current wife. They play headgames like they get paid for it.
Andalite
So how's that marriage of yours going
westicles01
Just peachy, signed separation papers last week. Now me and my yoga teacher get to go have legit fun. She's probably crazy too.
justaharmlesspotato
they all are.
Andalite
1 is shit luck, 2 is unlucky, 3's a pattern
westicles01
Yep, we'll see if I marry this one...trying to keep watch for red flags.
ADDOCDartist
Guys do this too. I thought this was more about dating/texting today than women being bitches.
HELPMETOMCRUISE
I was going to go on my first date in awhile and then the day came and he went ghost. Definitely just inconsiderate people in general.
RhymingEverything
It's like we have a separate set of rules for dating that makes it ok for people to be complete assholes.
HELPMETOMCRUISE
Agreed. I can't figure out the dating world and at this point I'm just planning my transition into permanent dog lady status.
RhymingEverything
Not everyone is like that, I'm not like that! There are dozens of us!