Oct 9, 2017 2:39 PM
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deadtomgc1
Canada, showing off how F**ked they are as usual
FlootDoozle
What am I looking at? You know.
tarataqa
you. know.
CrunchyCloud
The turns have tabled.
peteallen
Why's she catching so much flak? She's just doing hijab!
CPaltman
Missy Muzzdashian
PileOfWalthers
Bizarro World.
bekind2joeblake
So bizarre when people have jobs and some people travel? Your world sounds very simple
MarsTacoBell
Star wars police priest
Coolkab
You missed a spot, Ah, I love this spread eagle thing.
EetWontFlush
“This lady doesn’t have a bomb on her, somebody get her a bomb!”
duperdolt
That dress has pockets.
GrogMetron
is not one gonna address that it looks like she is 3 babies standing on each others shoulders?
IWasToldThereWasCake
v Whenever I get frisked by the TSA
behrditz
That TSA agent is just a bunch of babies stacked in a coat!
How'd she get dat sexy ass then?
Murdercorpse
I was worried I was the only one thinking it.
PositiveRees
“Line up here lady..burkas I said so, that’s why!”
CrownBlackVelvet
What a fucking worthless society we have.
Papo709624
QuickINeedAName
Makes me think of jedi...
No, No. I can not go in more lady, beside I was finished 10 min ago :)
"go in more lady"?
aselfdefeatingattitude
The TSA is a delicious irony because old white people were all "we need more security!" and then were appalled that they were delayed.
jorgerom3ro
Is this your fantasy? That lady seems super fine with the search.
As an old white people, I never said that. I said "I ain't paying no extra TSA fee!"
Number1Nun
Is this in Canada?
My town used to be mostly indigenous and white people. Now it feels like we’re mostly Asian/African! Our restaurants are much better now :)
Ryanator50
probably. We took in like half of Syria.
zahrar
that girl is not from Syria tho ... probably of Somalian origins. Syrians are almost all white
oh yeah, well, there are immigrants from all over the world in toronto.
Zagashi
The half that ran away from the ones who wanted to make a caliphate.
it was a good choice. leave before more bombs come down.
Jellybeanboom
I think somebody's gonna be having a talk with the manager....
tryintohavefuninthisshortlife
She has already spoken to the manager, when she called the day before to ask a thousand stupid questions...
shreddedking
manager turns out to be brown man with huge beard
That lady seems totally fine with being searched. I understand that some people find this ironic but I just see someone doing their job.
Syphilouis
That lady is 100% smuggling stuff up her butt.
sangatster
haha noice
minimallism
Its that oxy script
SheMoansDONUTS
I'm trying so hard not to laugh in public. Lol
KingBanana8008
Listen *burp* Morty. I need you to take these seeds and stick em way up inside your butthole.
jo3s
Like, waaaaay up your but
bootylicious
ilovecars
Guuuuys, c’mon!! I’m eating
I don't think you ready for this jelly.
McFisticuffs
KY jelly?
Yes.
GodEmperor0fMankind
samsonguy920
...have turntabled?
SweatshirtJones
Was looking for exactly this
dunkyclone
If there was two DJ's in a fight they would constantly be saying how the tables have turned.
GergsJohnson
This is CATSA - Canadian Air Transport Security Authority
[deleted]
semperdementis
CATSA - Can’t Argue, They’re Stupid Assholes
Psile
-sigh- of course it is.
BorisGaykovich
and they are fucking worst. Way worse than US TSA.
MealeaYing
How is that possible?
IDK. I was travelling a lot. I meet all kind of TSA personnel, but canadian were always rude. They keep balance for the rest of the country.
JayEnfield
Have worked airport security at Calgary. Very strong India/Pakistan presence in the workforce there, and most of them were quite good at it.
TheAlviss
Everytime I fly, a nice Indian or Pakistani checks me through. It would be weird if they weren't there now.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
She's got the monochrome Chuck Taylor's. That's kinda sick.
thewalkinged
I dont really like wearing converse but you've got me wanting a pair now D:<
hippocampus
I got black leather Chuck's (not those new from pressed leather). They were godlike until the interior fell apart after 6 years.
Snooj
That was the first thing I noticed and I was going to comment on it. My most favorite shoe.
Although the toe looks wrong, I'm not positive they are Chuck's. It should have a rubber cover which I can't really see from the blurry pic.
CargoManshark
Have you never seen those?
I wore them to my wedding. But I've never seen them on a female TSA agent in a head scarf.
KingSwing
Any other oddly specific things you've never seen? An Asian Dwarf in pink Vans, maybe?
Now that you mention it...
mgbeop87
They're not PF Flyers?
Begotten
Shoes guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher
ThatsMrPoopyTimeToYouGodDammitYouGodDamnSonOfABitch
What tables and why are they turning?
WhatRaySay
sigh... because, hijab, airport security, old white people who are stereotypically racist... get it? this is outside the norm
You should stick to your day job then, because your joke was bad and you should feel bad.
not my joke. just explaining because apparently it was confusing
It wasn't confusing, it was just a shitty joke. And you are shitty for feeling the need to explain it.
you asked. you were confused. now you're just triggered.
So it's supposed to be humorous?
BIGSHOWTV
Yeah, and how many white people have flown planes into buildings in the last 30 years? Ignorant post.
GoochoLibre
Counterpoint: how many women have? The guard is a woman. Discuss.
The subject is about race, not gender. Both are women, and your point is moot. Since people have yet to honestly answer my question, I win.
Degnar
Richard Reid, the shoe bomber, was half white and and half black. Doesn't that make white and black people suspicious now?
Correction: 1/2 vs. How many islamists?
Well Richard Reid's example proves Al-Qaeda is looking for white people to do its bombings. When you know that then you need to check whites
njorunn
Sure, but statistics still prove xBIGSHOWx's point :f
It only takes ones bomber
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Tbh I'm just intrigued that they make cargo skirts.
DontKillYuri
It's part of the principle of hijab - clothes must not only cover but be loose and shapeless, to disguise the shape of the body.
Arsikere
ABOUT TIME
Anglosvm
I'm a dude and I would honestly wear one
bishcraft
No one's gotten a blowjob in a cargo skirt since 'Nam
havoc433845
I read this as "cargo shirts" and kept looking at the picture thinking I was missing something
Having grown up around nutty religions that require gals to skirt up to the ankles no matter what they're doing, I'm not. :D
CairoLen
My wife found one at a consignment shop for $10 and she is so fucking proud of that find. It's cute too.
heythatsmydog
Ah, back in the 90s, I had a cargo skirt in every godforsaken color they make cargo fabric in. Them were the days of being chic and prepared
pluviofile
Look up "damn-near kilt it" on amazon. They are tacti-kilts
dpikachu
thats howwweeeddooooo eat
JanoahDavis42688
Ugly but warm, modest and comfortable. I have one and can ride a bike in it. It’s like wearing jenco pants or bell bottoms.
PeebRow
*JNCO
I couldn’t remember the spelling and let’s be honest I wasn’t going to google it. Most still knew what I meant.
johneventually1
Utiliskirts and tactikilts
kylefromterminator
woo good eye
ionization
I like it
MajorVice
Heavy duty skirts.
bnice38
Tactical skirts
KHAJlIT
Tacti-skirt
TheDudeanator
Utili kilt with undies
boingboingboingboing
Dude most women I know would pay good money for these
almostlucy
Went to a Catholic HS; wore a similar skirt in our uniform. It was hideous & I don't think Lands End even makes it anymore.
Minoruok
There's also such a thing as a utility kilt!
z3lfmoord
Lots of “goth” clothing has many pockets.
CardioVascular
Ask any home school mom, they have the weirdest wardrobes and wear Jean skirts with pockets.
JaelTentpeg
Mostly we hang out in pjs all day. And wear skinny jeans to church. But you do you. :)
Ronelyn
Dude, I am a lady, and I'm just amazed there are women's clothes with POCKETS!
MyHouseOnMars
I recently bought some comfy trousers, and I was so pleased when I found they had pockets! Of course, I did buy them in the men's section...
rainballs
Shit, for real. I get so happy when I remember my trousers have deep pockets at that. I could fit my tablet in it. It's so beautiful
EricFromAccounts
Came looking for a comment like this; was not disappointed
DemonsPain88
I own three. Super comfy and practical.
heckingbork
Where did you get them?
Mostly second hand stores
Jewish or religious Christian stores are good sometimes too
Radmebad
"Pockets!" -Any girl
jenigrl85
Yes!! My first thought! I need that skirt!
HaniiPuppy
"Pockets!" -Guy in kilt tired of wearing Sporrans.
ENCHANTMEN
I just wear men's cargo pants most of the time tbh
Un0riginalComment
"girl" -any guy
skirtwearingdude
confirmed
drakhavik
"guy!" -any pupper
Daggaroth
"PUPPER!" - any everybody
jrntn
anybody, Mr. President
RevanTheJedi
"Everybody get up" - space jam
deadtomgc1
Canada, showing off how F**ked they are as usual
FlootDoozle
What am I looking at? You know.
tarataqa
you. know.
CrunchyCloud
The turns have tabled.
peteallen
Why's she catching so much flak? She's just doing hijab!
CPaltman
Missy Muzzdashian
PileOfWalthers
Bizarro World.
bekind2joeblake
So bizarre when people have jobs and some people travel? Your world sounds very simple
MarsTacoBell
Star wars police priest
Coolkab
You missed a spot, Ah, I love this spread eagle thing.
EetWontFlush
“This lady doesn’t have a bomb on her, somebody get her a bomb!”
duperdolt
That dress has pockets.
GrogMetron
is not one gonna address that it looks like she is 3 babies standing on each others shoulders?
IWasToldThereWasCake
behrditz
That TSA agent is just a bunch of babies stacked in a coat!
tarataqa
How'd she get dat sexy ass then?
Murdercorpse
I was worried I was the only one thinking it.
PositiveRees
“Line up here lady..burkas I said so, that’s why!”
CrownBlackVelvet
What a fucking worthless society we have.
Papo709624
QuickINeedAName
Makes me think of jedi...
Coolkab
No, No. I can not go in more lady, beside I was finished 10 min ago :)
tarataqa
"go in more lady"?
aselfdefeatingattitude
The TSA is a delicious irony because old white people were all "we need more security!" and then were appalled that they were delayed.
jorgerom3ro
Is this your fantasy? That lady seems super fine with the search.
tarataqa
As an old white people, I never said that. I said "I ain't paying no extra TSA fee!"
Number1Nun
Is this in Canada?
Number1Nun
My town used to be mostly indigenous and white people. Now it feels like we’re mostly Asian/African! Our restaurants are much better now :)
Ryanator50
probably. We took in like half of Syria.
zahrar
that girl is not from Syria tho ... probably of Somalian origins. Syrians are almost all white
Ryanator50
oh yeah, well, there are immigrants from all over the world in toronto.
Zagashi
The half that ran away from the ones who wanted to make a caliphate.
Ryanator50
it was a good choice. leave before more bombs come down.
Jellybeanboom
I think somebody's gonna be having a talk with the manager....
tryintohavefuninthisshortlife
She has already spoken to the manager, when she called the day before to ask a thousand stupid questions...
shreddedking
manager turns out to be brown man with huge beard
jorgerom3ro
That lady seems totally fine with being searched. I understand that some people find this ironic but I just see someone doing their job.
Syphilouis
That lady is 100% smuggling stuff up her butt.
sangatster
haha noice
minimallism
Its that oxy script
SheMoansDONUTS
I'm trying so hard not to laugh in public. Lol
KingBanana8008
Listen *burp* Morty. I need you to take these seeds and stick em way up inside your butthole.
jo3s
Like, waaaaay up your but
shreddedking
bootylicious
ilovecars
Guuuuys, c’mon!! I’m eating
Syphilouis
I don't think you ready for this jelly.
McFisticuffs
KY jelly?
Syphilouis
Yes.
GodEmperor0fMankind
samsonguy920
...have turntabled?
SweatshirtJones
Was looking for exactly this
dunkyclone
If there was two DJ's in a fight they would constantly be saying how the tables have turned.
GergsJohnson
This is CATSA - Canadian Air Transport Security Authority
[deleted]
[deleted]
semperdementis
CATSA - Can’t Argue, They’re Stupid Assholes
Psile
-sigh- of course it is.
BorisGaykovich
and they are fucking worst. Way worse than US TSA.
MealeaYing
How is that possible?
BorisGaykovich
IDK. I was travelling a lot. I meet all kind of TSA personnel, but canadian were always rude. They keep balance for the rest of the country.
JayEnfield
Have worked airport security at Calgary. Very strong India/Pakistan presence in the workforce there, and most of them were quite good at it.
TheAlviss
Everytime I fly, a nice Indian or Pakistani checks me through. It would be weird if they weren't there now.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
She's got the monochrome Chuck Taylor's. That's kinda sick.
thewalkinged
I dont really like wearing converse but you've got me wanting a pair now D:<
hippocampus
I got black leather Chuck's (not those new from pressed leather). They were godlike until the interior fell apart after 6 years.
Snooj
That was the first thing I noticed and I was going to comment on it. My most favorite shoe.
Snooj
Although the toe looks wrong, I'm not positive they are Chuck's. It should have a rubber cover which I can't really see from the blurry pic.
CargoManshark
Have you never seen those?
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I wore them to my wedding. But I've never seen them on a female TSA agent in a head scarf.
KingSwing
Any other oddly specific things you've never seen? An Asian Dwarf in pink Vans, maybe?
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Now that you mention it...
mgbeop87
They're not PF Flyers?
Begotten
Shoes guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher
ThatsMrPoopyTimeToYouGodDammitYouGodDamnSonOfABitch
What tables and why are they turning?
WhatRaySay
sigh... because, hijab, airport security, old white people who are stereotypically racist... get it? this is outside the norm
ThatsMrPoopyTimeToYouGodDammitYouGodDamnSonOfABitch
You should stick to your day job then, because your joke was bad and you should feel bad.
WhatRaySay
not my joke. just explaining because apparently it was confusing
ThatsMrPoopyTimeToYouGodDammitYouGodDamnSonOfABitch
It wasn't confusing, it was just a shitty joke. And you are shitty for feeling the need to explain it.
WhatRaySay
you asked. you were confused. now you're just triggered.
tarataqa
So it's supposed to be humorous?
BIGSHOWTV
Yeah, and how many white people have flown planes into buildings in the last 30 years? Ignorant post.
GoochoLibre
Counterpoint: how many women have? The guard is a woman. Discuss.
BIGSHOWTV
The subject is about race, not gender. Both are women, and your point is moot. Since people have yet to honestly answer my question, I win.
Degnar
Richard Reid, the shoe bomber, was half white and and half black. Doesn't that make white and black people suspicious now?
[deleted]
[deleted]
BIGSHOWTV
Correction: 1/2 vs. How many islamists?
Degnar
Well Richard Reid's example proves Al-Qaeda is looking for white people to do its bombings. When you know that then you need to check whites
njorunn
Sure, but statistics still prove xBIGSHOWx's point :f
Degnar
It only takes ones bomber
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Tbh I'm just intrigued that they make cargo skirts.
DontKillYuri
It's part of the principle of hijab - clothes must not only cover but be loose and shapeless, to disguise the shape of the body.
Arsikere
ABOUT TIME
Anglosvm
I'm a dude and I would honestly wear one
bishcraft
No one's gotten a blowjob in a cargo skirt since 'Nam
havoc433845
I read this as "cargo shirts" and kept looking at the picture thinking I was missing something
GoochoLibre
Having grown up around nutty religions that require gals to skirt up to the ankles no matter what they're doing, I'm not. :D
CairoLen
My wife found one at a consignment shop for $10 and she is so fucking proud of that find. It's cute too.
heythatsmydog
Ah, back in the 90s, I had a cargo skirt in every godforsaken color they make cargo fabric in. Them were the days of being chic and prepared
pluviofile
Look up "damn-near kilt it" on amazon. They are tacti-kilts
dpikachu
thats howwweeeddooooo eat
JanoahDavis42688
Ugly but warm, modest and comfortable. I have one and can ride a bike in it. It’s like wearing jenco pants or bell bottoms.
PeebRow
*JNCO
JanoahDavis42688
I couldn’t remember the spelling and let’s be honest I wasn’t going to google it. Most still knew what I meant.
PeebRow
johneventually1
Utiliskirts and tactikilts
kylefromterminator
woo good eye
ionization
I like it
MajorVice
Heavy duty skirts.
bnice38
Tactical skirts
KHAJlIT
Tacti-skirt
TheDudeanator
Utili kilt with undies
boingboingboingboing
Dude most women I know would pay good money for these
almostlucy
Went to a Catholic HS; wore a similar skirt in our uniform. It was hideous & I don't think Lands End even makes it anymore.
Minoruok
There's also such a thing as a utility kilt!
z3lfmoord
Lots of “goth” clothing has many pockets.
CardioVascular
Ask any home school mom, they have the weirdest wardrobes and wear Jean skirts with pockets.
JaelTentpeg
Mostly we hang out in pjs all day. And wear skinny jeans to church. But you do you. :)
Ronelyn
Dude, I am a lady, and I'm just amazed there are women's clothes with POCKETS!
MyHouseOnMars
I recently bought some comfy trousers, and I was so pleased when I found they had pockets! Of course, I did buy them in the men's section...
rainballs
Shit, for real. I get so happy when I remember my trousers have deep pockets at that. I could fit my tablet in it. It's so beautiful
EricFromAccounts
Came looking for a comment like this; was not disappointed
DemonsPain88
I own three. Super comfy and practical.
heckingbork
Where did you get them?
DemonsPain88
Mostly second hand stores
DemonsPain88
Jewish or religious Christian stores are good sometimes too
Radmebad
"Pockets!" -Any girl
jenigrl85
Yes!! My first thought! I need that skirt!
HaniiPuppy
"Pockets!" -Guy in kilt tired of wearing Sporrans.
ENCHANTMEN
I just wear men's cargo pants most of the time tbh
Un0riginalComment
"girl" -any guy
skirtwearingdude
confirmed
drakhavik
"guy!" -any pupper
Daggaroth
"PUPPER!" - any everybody
jrntn
anybody, Mr. President
RevanTheJedi
"Everybody get up" - space jam