Cultured

Oct 5, 2017 10:38 PM

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Jeremy Lin, an Asian-American NBA player on the Brooklyn Nets, recently got this haircut.

Former Brooklyn Nets player Kenyon Martin decided to criticize it.

Edit: Sorry, should have clarified, Kenyon posted a video stating this, it was not on twitter. You can see the video here: https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ1jfeDB-xp

This was Jeremy's response

Picture of Kenyon Martin

I'm sorry but my boy LIN eloquently bodied Martin. And that subtle man too about having a poster of him. BODIED

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

how stupid do you have to be to make that comment WITH CHINESE TATTOOS PERMANENTLY ON YOUR BODY. just begging for that come back

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Insert that one tumblr post about a racist criticizing a white girl having japanese tea in a kimono and getting owned by a japanese.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

The best response is when you make your critic instantly regret opening their mouth.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Withering response done in a classy manner. Nice.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kenyon Martin posted this even after Lin wrote a piece explaining his decision and journey leading to it. Martin is an asshole.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Me at the end: v

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"You are wearing Chinese tats and you are fukkin' old."

8 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 2

Correct translation!!! Hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wow. What a wonderfully wholesome, respectful burn.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

We get it your grandmammy was half Chinese, you wanna be Chinese. But the last name is Martin.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Little does he know his tattoo is just the lunch special.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shaq is the shiz.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a great wholesome response

8 years ago | Likes 2155 Dislikes 5

While nicely calling Martin old with the poster comment. It was perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wholesome and yet burns like no other

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

that wasn't wholesome, that was "WHOLE dick in your mouth for SOME shit talking, biaaaaatch!!!!!!!!!"

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 5

the best kind of wholesome

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

how is the guy in the black shirt in the same frame twice?!?!?!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Damn. Wholesome burn. Those are rare.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yea Kmart wont even understand this burn. Gotta talk to his level

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 598 Dislikes 17

Oh man I wish this gif had the Chinese character for 'Burn'

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

烧 which can also mean coincidentally "to roast".

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks to you, I am now both smarter and sassier than I was moments before.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Killing with kindness and a low key burn.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Polite burn. Nice

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Best kind of burn. With a smile.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People of sub Saharan African descent do not have a monopoly on dreadlocks. Those have existed independently in many ancient cultures.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

you know why kenyon martin did that? because he 患得患失.

8 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 6

Google translate says "suffer or suffer". I hope that's a terrible translation.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chocolate? "Oh it's because I'm black isn't it?!"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Stupid ass water chocolate

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

oh. the correct translation is "worried about gaining or losing"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Sickness of Avarice, Sickness of Loss". I guess it's supposed to be ironic, but none of the characters work together and it's meaningless.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you don't have anything better to do than to try and claim something as mundane as a hair style to particular race of people.

8 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 4

Martin is an ass from what I can remember of him in Denver

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dreadlocks arent even historically exclusive to Africa which is the best part since Chinese symbols are actually from China.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Dreads have been a part of almost EVERY culture around the world.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The stupid part is that it even if it were true, it doesn't really mean anything. It's like saying that only white people can use wifi.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

It looked like she said "Fuck that"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Kenyon Martin was always a dick

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Too bad too b/c he had a cool ass nickname: KMART. Easily adaptable to anyone with Martinez, Martin etc type of names.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think the only thing I would say differently is ALL cultures/races being able to share other cultures. Not just minorities.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Technically, according to Wikipedia, Han Chinese is the world’s largest ethnic group. So in a global sense... I’m a minority?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The demography of China is tricky, a lot of other ethnic groups are officially listed as Han just to make them disappear on census data

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today's poster child for hypocrisy Kenyon Martin is utterly destroyed with class and respect. Well.played sir

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 2

When utterly destroying your opponent, remember to wear a smile - Sun Tzu art of war

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Did Martin ever respond?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Too busy treating his burns.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think he went and buried himself in a hole, legend has it he’s still in that hole

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Weak af

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like how he trying to play it off as a joke

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

lol what weak ass "go cowboy" shit response was that ...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

SMH

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just dig urself deeper there kmart lol

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Everytime an ignorant closeted racist brings up dread we have to go over how they aren't exclusive to black people, there were dreads in

8 years ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 5

I am like. . .he got shit hair and that looks like shit in that pic, and you want to claim it as being black? Bruh claim better dreads.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Butbut, people say minorities can't be racist, how is this possible? /s

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

IT FUCKING DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL! YOU LIKE IT YOU DO IT! CULTURE CANNOT BE EXCLUSIVE! I hope that was at least loud enough ...

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I mean technically it wasn't loud at all, but it got your point across at least.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my asian unwashed butthole hairs for an eternity now

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 21

Dunno why you got downvoted, I thought it was pretty funny.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people can imagine the imagery described. I laughed too though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scandinavia, Scotland, egypt, it just seems to be the best way to style really dirty and unwashed hair, ok. Can we finally get over this?

8 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 5

The list for this goes much larger then the ones you listed. Dreadlocks are actually something quite common in human history.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

PS: I mention this because it's actually quite interesting the religion/cultures involved in dreadlocks more then "unwashed hair".

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm not aware of the religious significance, I'll have to research that, I know there are more cultures than I mentioned, I just didn't feel

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like having a reply that's just a list of places.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah ! Being dirty and having unwashed hair is a right for all humans !

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Haha!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dreads more currently are a primarily darker skinned niche, but they go back not only to Egypt but Greece and India as well. 3000+ years go.

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 5

Also the Celts, the Picts, the Danes, the Saxons, the Mongols, the Northman, the Normans, etc...basically every ancient people who had hair.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I'm a white dread-I'm a white dread, so? I'm a got a ring and I hang it from my nose. Got a little game and I take it to the park.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I don't care who plays As long as the game is on.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My sister and her boyfriend slept in the park. She had to leave home 'cause he was dark.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now they parade around in New York with a baby boy... He's gorgeous!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't forget the celts in Ireland and Scotland

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Also, good on Lin. Meeting hate with hate isn't always the way to be.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Really every civilization that didn't wash their hair have a tradition of dreads

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

It's like twisting hair is easier to maintain and cut.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck if I go a few days without combing my hair I'll be half way there

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Short sides, long on top. Beltalowda, sasa ke?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why you don't try to roast the only NBA player to ever go to Harvard.

8 years ago | Likes 655 Dislikes 11

*current* NBA player. Geez I didn't know people were that casually knowledgeable about 1950s professional basketball players.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding We have a winnah!

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I don't think it takes a Harvard education to respond like that

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 3

Yeah more like Brown

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Saul Mariaschin, Boston Celtics in 1947-48; Edward Smith, NY Knicks in 1953-54; and Wyndol Gray, Celtics in 1945-46

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*in the modern NBA*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna take a risk and use it:

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Justkiddingiloveit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4th overall, only one in the last 50 years tho https://basketball.realgm.com/ncaa/conferences/Ivy-League/14/Harvard/159/nba-players

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chris Dudley

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that accurate? God that's sad lol

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 9

There are plenty of hockey players to come through ivy leagues. Yale and Harvard are two of the top colleges consistently in the standings.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think Harvard even ended up having the third best record last year

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

NBA players get there through NCAA colleges with great basketball programs. Harvard is not one of those schools.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I was thinking of the whole history of basketball. It was around for decades before being a major sport in this country.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When there isn't much money to be made from playing, you place less emphasis on which school has a good program and more on education.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harvard Basketball isn’t very good. Unlikely that anyone super serious about basketball would go there even if they could get in

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How is that sad? Why do a course at Harvard if you're good enough to make it to the NBA

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 8

A very low amount of collegiate athletes make it to the pros. A lot of those that do don't make tens of millions of dollars.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because within about 2 years of retirement a shocking amount of NBA players and other pro athletes face monetary difficulties due to taxes,

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

unsound investments, conspicuous spending in the face of new-found and hitherto unknown wealth, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Likewise the majority of lottery winners, from what I've heard.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

or why play in the NBA if you can get into Harvard?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Money > Education. Maybe not in the long run, but at 20 years old, money wins most the time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Education makes money reliably long term, fucking Harvard on a resume is pretty big too.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cause its his passion? Dudes playing the dream, and when hes out hes got a fucking economics degree from harvard to fall back on.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Daammnn. Always been a fan of Jeremy Lin, what a classy response. <3

8 years ago | Likes 5569 Dislikes 9

Yeah I would have responded in a much less polite and much less creative way, like "Ay... Fuck you"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And I remember K Martin said he use to get bully because of stuttering... I guess it's not cox of his stuttering that makes him the target~

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Christianity, he's doing it right.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is awesome. Agree totally classy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the Linsanity.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Savagery intensifies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classic one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy's relatives go to my church which is a melting pot. He understands cultural appreciation

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

melting pot?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diff race & ethnicities. It's a church that shares space with a temple and invites other congregations to break bread

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His agent wrote it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 64

Asians*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Well, Lin chose that person, or wrote it himself. I recall him being a pretty solid dude going years back.Either way, good example fo kids.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*for people. anyone really. good shit. good shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lin is a Harvard Graduate.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I’m vegan.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

I do cross fit

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 11

I’m gluten-free

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I would have went straight for the kill with a comment about that tattoos.

8 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 2

I mean, he did. But in the perfect way.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh.. he did. Just did it in a super classy way. Beautiful to watch.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Some men just want to watch the world burn..

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah low road all the way!

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

I'll get to Scotland before yeh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL. low road all the way dude i laughed like 2 full minutes at your comment

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that's a long time

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes, my abs were protesting

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tell others to take the high road, so there's more room for me...on the low road

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LOW ROAD, LOW ROAD!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbh, as human beings (minority or not), can we just figure out a sensible way to share our culture with each other without cherry picking.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Date someone from a different culture.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We have, it just involves not being overly sensitive or a dickhead

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

or an american

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's too bad asking for those two traits is like pulling teeth these days.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so basically, no.

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Definitely shows strength of character, that must have been hurtful to him, and took fortitude to respond kindly

8 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 0

Online makes it Easy to Wait 10 minutes before you respond and then drop the classy bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 13

except the numerous times those don't and we have celebrities and politicians make complete asses of themselves and get in online "feuds"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah wtf you have the dude’s poster and he’s your idol growing up, and turns out your idol is a cunt

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

Happens a lot I think... unfortunately

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Never meet your heroes.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

This.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the words of the illustrious Torpedo Jones, "pick and old guy, by the time you grow up they're dead."

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I met mine, and he's a wonderful person. I guess I got lucky.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kill them with kindness.

8 years ago | Likes 626 Dislikes 1

The comments on Twitter are not kind to Mr.Martin.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Good

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Usually when I say it it's through gritted teeth. lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Killing them soflty"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incidently, kindness is the name of my axe

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or... Idk... Maybe let them stay alive or something?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shame them with kindness?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Murder them with love

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Slaughter them and their entire family with unwavering support

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Holocaust them with happiness.

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Decimate an entire population with a firm handshake

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Genocide their race by sending them all our women

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 6, 2017 9:43 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

How is it possibly passive

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that is why you are who you are

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 28

you deleted your original comment?...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

let me spell out what you already know: if u only look for the ugliness in life, life will be pretty bleak, you SOB.. man up

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Someone translate his tattoos

8 years ago | Likes 1006 Dislikes 13

Love you deep deep

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Moist cunt trumpet

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It translates to... I think this means something but it just says bird

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love cat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It says "take a left at the corner with the 2 dogs fucking"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Delivery is on Tuesday"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Self righteous assbucket"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"sucky sucky 3 dollar"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicken Inspector

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Liverwurst with pickles"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Tiny penis, terrible athelete"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very very very very beeeeeg disappointment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat more chicken

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Golden Assmonkey who Delivers on Tuesday"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White hooker

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's gibberish. He must have looked for each word individually and then shoved them together. Chinese doesn't really work that way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Beep Beep Lettuce"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Coconut penis"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't the translation on the right of the Chinese letters?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I was Asian.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

take me straight to dem bad replies...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that was underwhelming.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

患得患失. "Suffering gained, suffering lost"... seems like a shitty attempt at writing "No pain, no gain" with hanzi or something, I don't know.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

It translates to "let me know if you see a radio shack"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It says “Me love you long time”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Egg drop soup item no. 7.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Its terrible and clearly done by someone who doesn't know the language, the best translation would be "I don't want to lose"

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 3

too bad he just lost this argument.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They say "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 parts chicken broth 1 part chicken 7 parts water 3 parts noodles

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"I'm a judgemental hipocrite."

8 years ago | Likes 1283 Dislikes 11

Yes, i choose this one as the right response.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate to upvote this to 421 but I dooz it

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Racist judgemental hipocrite

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As someone who cannot translate what it says. I can confirm it says that.

8 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

I thought it said "Fuck the Rice Hot Duck", but that works too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeremy Lin ????

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Chicken fucker

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"All I need... is about tree fiddy."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It says, "Eric Crapton"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It means, insecure little bitch. Seriously, look it up.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It says "soup"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It stands for “hypocrite”: Man who scolds others for their actions but does the same.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Beef ann brocorri"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Idiot foreigner"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I scrolled through just to make sure someone had written this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is quite hard to translate but it describes "The anxious feeling of possibly gaining and losing at the same time" I could be wrong tho

8 years ago | Likes 784 Dislikes 4

Doesn't have to be same time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to my Chinese grandma, it's: "go away you racist child, I am not your grandmother."

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

That's pretty cool. How he learns the lesson Lin is teaching him.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hope he learns*

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I thought you were being sarcastic that he wouldn't learn because people who say that type of shit never do, before I read this second post

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct - from a Chinese

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I bet we have a single word for that.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

But will it fit in a 140 character post?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can always phonetically transcribe it into 140 chinese characters...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a rough translation of eye of the tiger's "thrill of the fight" whuch would not shock me at all

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thrill of a close match.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

It's funny how a better wording make it sounds way better

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You think he just couldn’t decide and asked the artist to pick something?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, omg, perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

"indecisive" apparently.

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More like the insecurity, the constant worry about losing the things you gained

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

More than that. Both hope and insecurity. There is still the excitement that one could win. That's how I read it anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You’re more accurate than I am, I wasn’t sure how to explain the hope bit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you think he intended "win or lose" but got a poor translation? Is there a better way to say "win" as in "winning a competition".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of ways to say it that make more sense than what he has.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Bob dugnutt was here"

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Woah! I just got that inside joke. I feel like we're friends now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Bobson, you filthy casual!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I like sandwiches. Not what it says but just thought I’d let u guys know

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Picnic table"

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I wish I could upvote this more than once !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Peanut sex master"

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

My friend wants to know what peanut sex is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's when you pee when you nut

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“你空手道做”是“还是空手道做”不“,你空手道做”猜这样“,(被挤压)就像葡萄一样。

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Me suck dick long time"

8 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 23

rong*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You wanna happy ending

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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I only need 5 minutes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like lettuce dick.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

You have to text that to the last person you texted.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good thing I don't text people.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"None pizza, left beef"

8 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 1

Oh shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If only I could favorite a comment

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always upvote None Pizza With Left Beef! My absolute favorite meme.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I lol'd.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Stupid American tourist gave a shitty tip."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Worried about not being able to achieve what you want; anxious about losing what you have.”

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I think this is a way better translation

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spicy combo #8

8 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 5

Asiago ranch is amazing

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From the NBA subreddit it meant "indecisive"

8 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 2

Not entirely accurate, it’s more the anxiety one feels when they gain something and is scared of losing it, and vice versa, “insecurity”

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

so jealousy...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

'loss aversion'

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thank you, that’s much better than my explanation

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not better it's just a term for what you described :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know that feel. We need a word for it in English...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Waiting for the other shoe to drop?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More of an idiom...that is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitsgonnahappen

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Be sure...to drink...your...Ovaltine"

8 years ago | Likes 535 Dislikes 3

Welcome to the old farts section of this comment section!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A crumby commercial?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh fudge

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Son of a bitch

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Was hoping for this!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fragile- it must be french

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Maybe it’s a bowling alley.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Italian.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Italian?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All the best major awards come from Italy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It says...”when two men lay together, I am the woman”

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 5

bruh u had me lowkey dyin at work, hahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This comment is gold and deserves more upvotes haha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beep beep lettuce.

8 years ago | Likes 306 Dislikes 3

GOLD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand this reference and am incredibly pleased to see it here.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ビープ音レタス

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Thank you for the translation for our Asian friends.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know what the fuck I his means, but I'm cracking up

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It means beep beep lettuce.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aw shit haha. Was not expecting this gem in here

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Is this referencing something or am I just daft?

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Thank you

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患得患失 Means paranoid/worried about gains or loss

8 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 1

thx +1

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god damn cheng yu so hard for us non-native speakers

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Imean, more literally it's more like "suffering gained suffering lost"

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

ok this sound better

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOu should know you can't translate anything in Chinese literally

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No pain, no gain!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm currently studying Chinese, so difficult! Daymn.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I could identify two of them through my kanji study. Long process, really.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

加油!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wait... is the first one the sun, or brightness or "have a good day?" Fk I gotta practice more

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, it's used as 'Come on!/Keep fighting!' although it literally means 'ADD OIL/ refuel' so it throws off online translators.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doesn't translate cleanly, but it probably meant to be a rough translation of "no pain, no gain"

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I picture the scene played out like... Kenyon: Yo, give me "no pain no gain" in Chinese. *Tattoos 'insecure about failing & losing' on arm*

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's the actual translation please

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

患得患失. Character 1 and 3 means "suffering, illness, affliction...", character 2 means "gain", and character 4 means "loss".

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm disappointed, I didn't find that condescending at all.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Uh... no

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I mean, he's fluent and I should be, but I'm also a disgrace to my family, so whatever

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That actually seems like a tattoo parlor translation of exactly what you said it was.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, of course not, but it's the closest thing I can think of. My Chinese is rusty as shit, and I even asked my dad. It's the best we got.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It’s more the insecurity and anxiety one feels when they gain something and is scared of losing it, the constant feeling feeling of wanting-

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Something then scared of losing something.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Honey, I know. But I don't think Martin knew. I guess I should've said, that's what someone told Kenyon.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0