Confession of a Catholic girl

Apr 24, 2017 12:26 PM

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Some other ones to check out if you're yet to see them:

https://imgur.com/gallery/iPlnu
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https://imgur.com/gallery/jA6fx
https://imgur.com/gallery/c9p1e
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https://imgur.com/gallery/AvQh5
https://imgur.com/gallery/OpKug
https://imgur.com/gallery/Rm04L
https://imgur.com/gallery/mQEkI
https://imgur.com/gallery/1CKbH
https://imgur.com/gallery/4sy8i
https://imgur.com/gallery/zlxUk
https://imgur.com/gallery/JJt84
https://imgur.com/gallery/W9dmC
https://imgur.com/gallery/dwOUu
https://imgur.com/gallery/cXWV6
https://imgur.com/gallery/sto7B
https://imgur.com/gallery/U9hDJ
https://imgur.com/gallery/eRlPd
https://imgur.com/gallery/5JAkN
https://imgur.com/gallery/nUuhV
https://imgur.com/a/Dxo3T
https://imgur.com/a/yhY7R

(don't worry about upvoting them, i just want to spread the laughs)

Awesome shiiiiiiitttttttt.....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy kek. Upvote. http://gph.is/29iDX1D

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well played. Take your dirty upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was funny +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was funny. I don't know why people hate you so much for these.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this joke makes no sense! a catholic priest would never stick his you-know-what in a *woman*.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:FUNNY STORY XD

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 7

That's kind of the point of these things; to recreate those old ass jokes in a new way that the newer generations relate to more.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

This joke played with my emotions. Nice work. :D

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Old meme is old

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this... an old chain email? Holy shit, holy shit, repost now or you'll get several years of bad luck

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Been waiting to use this - seems like a perfect time -

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1

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Ok this one was good lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see @ImExplainingTheJoke so I'm filling in: The priest realized he also contracted the STD through intercourse with the pious woman.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

:P nice. I didn't mean to post until he was ready tbh, but it slipped into usersub

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@op omg hilarious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey dude :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lame joke.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so pleased that you listed a bunch of these, I just made my husband almost leave me by reciting all the good ones <3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha nice! Although i dont wanna split up any marriages

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's cool, he's put up with worse.

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Jesus saves! ... But Moses scores on the rebound!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Using Montgomery Clift in this is pretty funny...+1

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What you guys think, new reaction images yay or nay?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I agree

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Thank you, @op, for bringing a smile to this old robot's face.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

How is the future? Do i still tell jokes on imgur?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You certainly do. Unless you decide to break that future and not tell jokes. I'd rather you carried on though, as they make me laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You have to write up what happens in the future, and then he has to stop writing jokes so we can see what changed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God I wish I could come up with these long and convoluted jokes like this! Keep it up! came wait for more!

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

From the days of 'way back when'. But instead of your dad/gpa dragging out the jokes you get to read it slowly broken up, so works as good

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've only written a couple of these, rewrote some old ones in my own style too, the rest are just old jokes i know and lookup :)

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

wether or not they are yours, they are quite a bit better than, most

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Much appreciated

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

tfw you gotta admit you didn't write these and you know the person on the other side of the screen is gonna be a little disapointed :(

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I can see the accent

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Don't get whiplash

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

So under appreciated

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"throw our heads back and laugh" At least get the subtitles right!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

v

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

i see this gif everywhere but ive never received a source

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

George of the Jungle. I think...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You think well

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my childhood favorites

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Definitely not worth loading the extra 13 images

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What? This isn't 1998.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Thanks kind stranger. Moving on.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I'd need to at least audibly chuckle for that.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

How much time and data do I owe you back? I figure out a way of getting it to you in the next 24 hours

9 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 19

Tree fiddy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lol best reply.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You son of a bitch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Atleast 3 data and may 2 minutes since I skimmed the jist of the post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true I've seen him do it

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Send me 40 mb in the mail by Tuesday

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Or else...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Consider it done. You didn't provide me with an address, so i sent it to a random address i made up. I'm sure it'll arrive on time

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

The address is 413 Rinehart Rd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Appreciate it!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And this is why I love the comments more then the memes... another +1 for you

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You son on a bitch!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DILLON!!!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

LOOKS LIKE THE CIA GOT YOU PUSHING TOO MANY PENCILS

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a gif! I'm saving this

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