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Follow me on Imgur for more jokes.
Some other ones to check out if you're yet to see them:
https://imgur.com/gallery/iPlnu
https://imgur.com/gallery/4CexQ
https://imgur.com/gallery/4p8Z5
https://imgur.com/gallery/jA6fx
https://imgur.com/gallery/c9p1e
https://imgur.com/gallery/5fuNm
https://imgur.com/gallery/zyjZA
https://imgur.com/gallery/cFuLE
https://imgur.com/gallery/m9RSV
https://imgur.com/gallery/WLwK2
https://imgur.com/gallery/AvQh5
https://imgur.com/gallery/OpKug
https://imgur.com/gallery/Rm04L
https://imgur.com/gallery/mQEkI
https://imgur.com/gallery/1CKbH
https://imgur.com/gallery/4sy8i
https://imgur.com/gallery/zlxUk
https://imgur.com/gallery/JJt84
https://imgur.com/gallery/W9dmC
https://imgur.com/gallery/dwOUu
https://imgur.com/gallery/cXWV6
https://imgur.com/gallery/sto7B
https://imgur.com/gallery/U9hDJ
https://imgur.com/gallery/eRlPd
https://imgur.com/gallery/5JAkN
https://imgur.com/gallery/nUuhV
https://imgur.com/a/Dxo3T
https://imgur.com/a/yhY7R
(don't worry about upvoting them, i just want to spread the laughs)
NeutralBullshit
Awesome shiiiiiiitttttttt.....
GordanFreeman23
Vanwolfster
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy kek. Upvote. http://gph.is/29iDX1D
Mergetvs
Well played. Take your dirty upvote.
Montego1987
That was funny +1
zma123456
This was funny. I don't know why people hate you so much for these.
rrlyrae
this joke makes no sense! a catholic priest would never stick his you-know-what in a *woman*.
Cammo353
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:FUNNY STORY XD
Halcyonic
That's kind of the point of these things; to recreate those old ass jokes in a new way that the newer generations relate to more.
Barrezio
This joke played with my emotions. Nice work. :D
theDpickle
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Old meme is old
Jekerchan
Is this... an old chain email? Holy shit, holy shit, repost now or you'll get several years of bad luck
WildWeasel76
Been waiting to use this - seems like a perfect time -
yeaprobably
n0n53n53
minionsandbananas
IAmAGoodPerson
Ok this one was good lol
Prunebane
I don't see @ImExplainingTheJoke so I'm filling in: The priest realized he also contracted the STD through intercourse with the pious woman.
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
:P nice. I didn't mean to post until he was ready tbh, but it slipped into usersub
mason25k
@op omg hilarious
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Hey dude :)
sakujou
Lame joke.
santrilla
I'm so pleased that you listed a bunch of these, I just made my husband almost leave me by reciting all the good ones <3
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Haha nice! Although i dont wanna split up any marriages
santrilla
It's cool, he's put up with worse.
Morg729
Sauroctonus
Jesus saves! ... But Moses scores on the rebound!
iprobablydontlikeyou
Using Montgomery Clift in this is pretty funny...+1
theeggmanANDthewalrus
What you guys think, new reaction images yay or nay?![]()
aleszisme
I agree
testingmyban
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Thank you, @op, for bringing a smile to this old robot's face.
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
How is the future? Do i still tell jokes on imgur?
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
You certainly do. Unless you decide to break that future and not tell jokes. I'd rather you carried on though, as they make me laugh.
AndreKroon
You have to write up what happens in the future, and then he has to stop writing jokes so we can see what changed.
lovemybikerboots
God I wish I could come up with these long and convoluted jokes like this! Keep it up! came wait for more!
SpikeTheGoat
From the days of 'way back when'. But instead of your dad/gpa dragging out the jokes you get to read it slowly broken up, so works as good
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
I've only written a couple of these, rewrote some old ones in my own style too, the rest are just old jokes i know and lookup :)
lovemybikerboots
wether or not they are yours, they are quite a bit better than, most
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Much appreciated
therealVexed
tfw you gotta admit you didn't write these and you know the person on the other side of the screen is gonna be a little disapointed :(
scoorilo
RatherRagged
I can see the accent
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Don't get whiplash
Billy2sweet
So under appreciated
alsoAzrael
"throw our heads back and laugh" At least get the subtitles right!
JupiterJedi
arrkae
i see this gif everywhere but ive never received a source
FrozenCerealCrumbs
George of the Jungle. I think...
Dalumbr
You think well
Crazyeyedpsycho
One of my childhood favorites
ThisIsNoCave
Definitely not worth loading the extra 13 images
Sauroctonus
What? This isn't 1998.
DrunkAnna
Thanks kind stranger. Moving on.
darkevilmac
I'd need to at least audibly chuckle for that.
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
How much time and data do I owe you back? I figure out a way of getting it to you in the next 24 hours
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Tree fiddy.
quadralol
Lol best reply.
Anthf
You son of a bitch
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Atleast 3 data and may 2 minutes since I skimmed the jist of the post.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Maybe*
ItsMattyNotDaddy
It's true I've seen him do it
smallskillerofhambino
youlooklikeasnake
Send me 40 mb in the mail by Tuesday
jokerman5656
Or else...
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Consider it done. You didn't provide me with an address, so i sent it to a random address i made up. I'm sure it'll arrive on time
RelevantRonSwanson
The address is 413 Rinehart Rd
youlooklikeasnake
Appreciate it!
yeaprobably
And this is why I love the comments more then the memes... another +1 for you
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Paladinsabre
db17k
You son on a bitch!
adamantos
DILLON!!!
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
LOOKS LIKE THE CIA GOT YOU PUSHING TOO MANY PENCILS
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
What a gif! I'm saving this
AlphaQueueBeta
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