GnomeDepot
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Feb 27, 2022 8:34 AM
GnomeDepot
108140
873
20
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Iammychildrensmother
How much?
darkninja2992
Sounds like something a mimic would use to advertise itself
DameDePiques
Nice for storage, but can it be moved? Is the weight magically reduced?
MrGravity
Every saddle huh? Unless they just put a blanket over the horse i seriously doubt that.
OamZ
ArcaneConjecture
Give me the cursed variant! It's full of dark money.
GnomeDepot
Frenchgeek
Be careful: A small 2000 man army, not to confuse with an army of 2000 small men.
SemiLucidUser
The comment above makes this even better
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
Double check the dimensions of that storage box.
mizzamir
So it's actually "albeit" and not "all be it." It's a synonym for "although."
GnomeDepot
Noted
attila3000
And butter.
GnomeDepot
Everything….including the butter
Ayecantread
It's a bag of holding, unless it has the army inside too
Frenchgeek
They never said it was smaller than the content.
GnomeDepot
How much can you put in a bag of holding before it rips?
DeviousRaptor
500lbs, or 64 cubic feet (2ft diameter opening, 4ft deep). If overloaded, pierced, or destroyed you lose the contents to the astral sea.
eggmuffin
Bags of holding rarely come with a capacity exceeding 500 pounds. It couldnt't hold the gear for even half a company.
UseTheBoost
A bag of holding can't contain anywhere near this much weight.
hirosjimma
nor volume
KnightThatDrinksTea
A bag of holding with item restrictions.
ArcaneConjecture
Yeah...if you try to use the stuff for peaceful purposes, you take damage. "Blue bolts from the heavens".
cryborg
"A small 2000 man army". So an army of 2,000 halflings.
ArkoneAxon
Dayum. 2000 professionals built for covert movement and skilled with military slings? That's nothing to joke about. O.O
GnomeDepot
What is your idea of a big army?
hirosjimma
Goliaths, duh
hyperchondriac
A 2000 small man army. Small before 2000 is redundant adjective use.
d0o0o0d
Gnome Depot = all the gear is sized for gnomes.
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
In that case, the food and drink section would be substantial.
MillenniumFalcon
because there would a hidden, second food and drink section
Melonfish
2000 nac mac feegles.
Quixus
Instant win.
ayavaska
Crivens!
battery1979
Nae king, nae quin, nae laird, we will nae be fooled agin!!!!!!
JaTheRed
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Hey hey, or gnomes. Don't you dare also bring up the propaganda about writing out the gnomes contribution to Lord of the rings. He played
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
the accordion the whole time.
ObliqueRay
Plot twist, it doesn't nullify the weight and is now sank 10 meters into the ground.
GnomeDepot
That was the chest of self excavation
hirosjimma
wow that's an idea. My cleric of Kelemvor really needs to be able to make coffins of self interment.
hirosjimma
(I am already lobbying at my GM to get permission to get the mold earth cantrip)
LurkerPro66
Why do they do this? "albeit" is one word. Meaning: although. Sigh. All my strict teachers coming back to haunt me..
LurkerPro66
Those guys at the Gnome Depot really gotta get a dictionary for gnomes to translate common..
Strangedays2024
The rules are made up and inconsistent at the best of times. It's best to just not worry about it in informal settings.
persistentgaze
This is the comment I scrolled for.
pandaM3CH4
"All be it heavy" is so much more funny though. Source: me, esq.
QuackWok
They do it just to spite you
LurkerPro66
Nah. I just wish everyone had a great education and that's not the case everywhere. I know language changes over time.
KurtopiaCreative
I use this word correctly, but I can legitimately say that I have rarely seen it used often. Thank you for this.
Strangedays2024
Albeit I can legitimately... * (/s)
KurtopiaCreative
Fair play!