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Mar 19, 2018 1:13 PM
EvilMonki
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Hefe75
The Hero is that bike!
MarkOfTheCovenant
Fatman America
AlexCarvalho10
Hahaha
deafedstudios22
Cartman’s ill fated Comic-Con trip.
MightyMouseTech
The back tire?
jagiyakitty
when captain america's shield being the size of a dinner plate makes sense
VernonLamb
That bike needs to be half that size.
mrmartini
As an American, to laugh at every overweight person? 75% of my countrymen? 240 million people? 3/4 of everyone I see? I'd always be laughing
dirtyjonny
ReptarBeatsGodzilla
Describe your country using one picture...
Dudeitsausername
That poor bike
dunkernater2
He’s not the hero we need but the one we ... have
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Super size soldier serum (mountain dew) off to find his bro The Dinner Soldier
tinypixiexoxo
RIP moped
NooooooooThisIsPatrick
NothingButGoodVibes
I'm imagining the gelatinous mess that would occur if he ate shit. He is only wearing a helmet.
DaneBrass
"wow, how'd you lose all that weight?" "I crashed my motorcycle without any protective clothing on"
ColoradoSky
CapTon America
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
Thats my secret captain, I'm always hungry.
Canofminus
That's not a shield, that's his buffet plate.
SaltyHams
What? People not in perfect shape like super heroes? Who’dve think?
retgarr
There's "not perfect shape" and then there are pictures of people with to obvious very poor choices. Hell, maybe three.
apophisaturday
SaltyInternetPirate
Why is this everywhere?
Joethetaximan
Major America.
snakeoilsalesman
Generally American
Metallica93
Looks more like a full-burger colonel, to me.
theirownreward
At least he's up and about doing something. I'm sitting on my ass reading imgur posts
tehPhreakmang
Well to be fair he's not doing much, the scenery just changes for him.
MarioPoppins
Ted Bundy did stuff too man, I just wana lol at comments
twerksforfish
I'm a fat girl that rides a motorcycle, i hate to think what people are saying about me!
Bloop1986
F*ck what anyone else thinks girly you do you xx
twerksforfish
thanks, oh trust me, i have no shame :)
beatsbyjamo
Are we back to body shaming people or being body positive? Seems like no one can make up their mind
iHveNoCleverName
The internet is real fickle about that
beatsbyjamo
I hate seeing both sides become popular on front page. What if this poor lad came across this picture and all the jokes.
iHveNoCleverName
I agree with you completely. Imagine seeing that, that would be devastating to the persons mentality.
GGCrono
Hey everybody, look! This guy's overweight! Let's laugh at him! Ahahahahahah! We are so witty.
ALethal
"The hero we deserve" this is the real Captain America accurately representing America!
tinypixiexoxo
Maybe we should find him and give him redemption?
imthebossofyou
The real hero is that dudes poor fucking bike...
davebeastly
It's doing it's best.
Klaaism
A metal beast forged in fire and hammer.
JMLurker1986
I'm trying to not laugh with tears on my train home. Amazing
BarretXIII
I can hear the suspension crying
AWolfWithShades
I have a cousin who is about as big as this guy and tortures a poor 125cc Honda as her daily driver.
BarretXIII
MrAgnosticman
I'm just imagining how bad his road rash will be when the bike finally gives out. He has a helmet and shield, but I don't see anything else.
davebeastly
You know when you're in the kebab shop and you watch them shave the bits of doner meat off as it slowly rotates. That but faster.
BLATANTHUMANISM
Ground beef
MrAgnosticman
Having problems with stubborn fat? Melt that fat away with Getting-Into-A-Motorcycle-Accident!™
GenerallyKenobi
Do you not see the many protective layers of fat?
eetsumkaus
fat can't protect your skin. He'll live but it'll hurt
GenerallyKenobi
Oh yeah he'd get peeled like a grape, i missed the road rash bit, but I meant his bones would be safer
PacerStacktrain
Cap has joined the Tons of Anarchy?
felkoz
mdubyofficial
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Fuck it. You win.
iBlameMyImaginaryDogForFarting
Old pun. Still funny.
PartTimeViking
Goddamn!
Cangay
Take your +1 you clever bastard!
OpticalPanda
Jerf89
Bruhbeans
Thesonshade
Very good.
Klaaism
On the Thigh-ways to Hell!
borisputout
He couldn't manage the stairway to heaven
iscourimgurforreactiongifs
Or the stair master in general
OniOkashira
Pun level was over 9000
5FingerJeffPunch
*pound level
OniOkashira
What is this dad's anonymous?
5FingerJeffPunch
No, this is Dads r Us.
OniOkashira
Now your just showing off