DeadHamster
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Just knocked together a little webcomic thing, hope you all like it!
May 8, 2022 8:23 PM
DeadHamster
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Just knocked together a little webcomic thing, hope you all like it!
CheddarBae
I only understand this because I had to take statistics and analytics this semester.
Ucrazizit
I hate to think of extreme outliers of ppl eating mouthfuls of spiders in their sleep
DrunkBobRoss
Fucking Steve.
fuzziegamer
I read this while waiting for my stats class to start, perfect serendipity
Kraken639
Finally a post that isnt about breakfast!!
NotTinyPancakes
It's brunch time spiders
MissDeeMeanor
Much like the Oatmeal
NotTinyPancakes
That's who it reminds me of, good stuff bought the book with the bears on the cover years back still enjoy it
besttom
OK, that is very good...and funny! Your strip went in an entirely different direction than what I was expecting. Nice work, OP!
HandoB4Javert
NotAHugeSpider
FizzleBurger
This misunderstanding of averages fueled the plot of a silly isekai anime that I would never admit to liking
tiagogafe
NotAHugeSpider
S o o n.
Apollymkatistrafia
Steve: to hell with your bell curve, eat more spiders
Imalwaysready
Whydoestheblackguyalwaysdiefirstinhorrormovies
You didn't just 'knock this together.' you tried hard. And it shows because it's really good. Be proud and don't play down your skills :)
TorrentialUpPour
There are ~2.2 popes per square mile within Vatican City. This is because Vatican City is less than .5 square miles in area. Statistics!
tarquinious
Classic Steve
imworthyourtime
Why, Steve? Why??
ITellBadPuns
Thanks to pregnancies, the average number of skeletons in the human body is greater than 1
Fishkeeper
I swear the Spiders Georg meme was the best possible way to get a whole bunch of people to remember how statistical outliers work.
TheYoungerLance
If you don't mind I'll be sharing this on Farcebook...
Caliitali
The average human has one testicle and one ovary.
NotAHugeSpider
Fucking Steve.
NacLac
That's hilarious and frightening at the same time. Front page, here we go!
DrasticBastard
That’s why I want the mean, median, mode, and standard deviation.
Imalwaysready
What about mean deviation, the median deviation, and the mode deviations?
Inmate45
And sample size. I don't want to hear about your goddamn toothpaste study on 19 people.
girlyBIRB
Or your ivermectin study on 10.
orchidaedra
At Walmart an idiot tried to get me in trouble by printing my average checkout speed for like 5 customers and I just said no not happening
orchidaedra
Thats not how checkout average works- you go total my time for the whole week then we can talk- but he quit soon after that :P
TheOvy
The spider myth was made up in 1993 as an example of how quickly a made-up statistic can travel through the internet. For real, source below
TheOvy
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/swallow-spiders/
Leonon
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magitek
I like her.
CraftyGiant
It's Cambodia.. They have a whole fried tarantula season.
NotTinyPancakes
can we exclude them from our stats?
HenryLongfellowIII
Do they eat them in their sleep though?
jejorda2
Nobody eats spiders in their sleep. It came from a list of factoids written to show people will repeat anything they read, however dumb.
HenryLongfellowIII
That's what they want you to think.
jejorda2
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/swallow-spiders/
CraftyGiant
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
Spiders Georg
Mikeiller
https://imgur.com/2WqIqok
TheGhastHunter
Just crunched some numbers, spiders Georg would actually have to eat 57.6 million spiders a day
imemmental
Buttholes George
NotAHugeSpider
Butthole Spiders Georg?
Teasaurus
Anus Georg*
imemmental
My apologies, I confused my anus there
PotatOSLament
Assholes Georg**
EccentricNut
The average number of arms that all people have is less than 2. So if you have 2 arms, you have an above average number of arms for a human
mieper3
But what about John the serial killer who keeps the arms of his victems on his wall?
Garett
It’s fun to make fun statistics
MeisterKleister
jw987654
Ranni! <3
imredheaded
I have a greater than average penis! Success!
johnhatten2
So most people have an above aversge number of arms
dasklaus
Fun fact: the number of arms has very low heritability, because little of the variance can be explained by genetics (instead: accidents).
danishjuggler21
Do the people that have those little nubby hands still count as two-armed?
jamiesmeatyskinsock
theresalwaysmoneyinthebananastand11
Also the average number of balls someone has is around 1
Totalwombat
How about average gonads?
DrArsMoriendi
I have two arms, but three legs ?
jamiesmeatyskinsock
Walking stick ?
xmaneds
it's like 1.999999 tho
BlueDuckPale
Is that 2
Imalwaysready
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
When my husband and I have sex, I have an above average number of bones in my body ?
alfindel
That's true if your husband is a gorilla.
Flexanium
Yeah but no though
polarpurple
Fingers?
lronMaiden
Humans do not have penis bone? What exactly is your husband?
unumgenuselectum
But they have a bone -err?
JackalopeElope
Does a healthy woman pregnant with healthy twins have two or six?
Omnisom
Definitely six, it is made of her cells and energy and is inside her organ. If you eat a chicken, you still have two legs for example.
backrideup9
How many horsepower does she have?
DeadHamster
Yes
GoldenSun3DS
No, because those aren't her limbs. The babies with their own limbs are just renting her space.
LurkerOfDarkness
Shitty renters, I guess that's why they all end up being evicted....
ElecTech
Because of pregnant women the average number of skeletons inside a person is always greater than 1.
Blank1612
Yeeeah... Because of pregnant women, definitely...
dwilson0725
Yeah, but they aren't full skeletons either, so we are talking decimals here.
SteadyBread
Unread
SteadyBread
Unread me this
CaptainSpoonbeard
Hm, no I don't like this. Nope.
bananabelly
Definitely do not look at a reconstruction of a toddler skull. The number of teeth is nightmare fuel
LordNergal
I remember reading something about twins and triplets causing the average number of skeletons to be higher than 2, but can't find it.
Totalwombat
Even if every female was pregnant the average would be 1.5. No way enough are pregnant right now with twins to make it higher than 2
LordNergal
Don't forget to account for triplets, quadruplets, and so on. Humans can have up to 8 children per pregnancy.