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Mar 13, 2018 4:43 AM
bubblelovebutt
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1784
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mjjt
100 yen? like about a dollar?
Maccabi
gandalfrodo
Ew.
Voltair
I've read this doujin.
PragmaticHedonist
the future is now
ChuckKarma
It's called the Cosby-matic.
5P4C3M4N
Dafucj
foxitsatrap
Carbon
Polyglot01
Aaand....that's how I met your mother.
Gorillazfan21
Can I get one that I can talk to?
AudaciousCheeseburger
That takes some extra work.
timeloveandyarn
IIRC, be then fucks her over a nearby bench then throws her in the trash.
damm1t1mmad
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
mrsbaklava
100 yen? That’s like a dollar. What a deal
theguywiththememes
Didn't know Altered Carbon had a 2nd season
craycray606
I saw this porn online a few years ago.
craycray606
It’s sick and funny at the same time. The dude is eating lunch fucking this chick while reading the paper
aninvisiblemaniac
this is only slightly creepy
ksh2657
Altered Carbon: Japan. Get a new sleeve for a hundred yen. You get to stare at and play with boobies all you want!
sodapopMB26
I feel like it when I get 2 for the price of one
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
TheBlackVan
MantisTobagganMD
It's kinda sirry...but not rearry...
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
Don't mind me, just buying a new sleeve - Altered Carbon
genesischen
Buy all three!!!
Kightzeareau
your laughing now but wait 20 years when they perfected female sex robots. this ad is from the future
Ireallylikepie
There is an NSFW Doujin similar to this...
chiud12
In reality the machine takes your money and gives you nothing
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
back in my day we used to get all our dead hookers after hours of work.
ilovefluids
And you don't have to pay dead hookers
blackholevoid10011
it just a quarter.
IdiotPatrol
Hey angel, did it hurt when you fell from H11?
YouThinkThatsBad
Where were you when they built that ladder to heaven?
ASolitudeGuard
Stairway***
OfficialCaveJohnson
I hate when they get stuck tho
TheNonInsestuousJaime
I know right, I just hate having to stick my hand in there...
DuderOrElDuderino
This comment should be upvoted to outer space
Nai1s
They're always sticky after I'm done.
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
And then they rip in half trying to pull them out.
Silvercypher
The wrapper isn't necessary as long as you get the product. lol
IReallyNeedAHobby
Then you buy a second one hoping to knock the first one down, but that gets stuck too...
Froth06
Then you stick your arm inside to hopefully nudge it but then you also get stuck...
LittleWheelsAndCactuss
Then your arm starts to feel wet as you wriggle to get it unstuck
F1gman
And thats how I met your mother
ottaken
Omg this is the best fucking on-going joke ever, just, for fuck sake xDDD
MaplePhoenix
It's amazing what a buck will buy you these days...
ThatQuietlySmirking
A buck for a...something that rhymes with "buck".
Astro4545
Even better, 100 yen is less than a dollar.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Brb, getting 300 yen
GasBandit
I'd buy that for a dollar!
skinsock
JAV title code is SDMS-604
shagsright
You da real MVP
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
corpse machine huh...
IonicPopcorn
Easier to fake someones death
fairlaneboy66
Dead chicks can't say no.
ShamelessIndignation
Good name for a band
TogNK
Easy there, Shiunji
AddNapalm
Still more lively in the sheets than OP’s mom
NaughtyCannibal
it wearms it up for you
linguinepescatore
you appear to be dead on...
midrampage
Well at least it keeps them fresh.
Decoyape11
No that’s my van.
trigungrave
Weird conclusion to jump to. Lot more reasonable to assume dolls.
textilelover
I though they looked way too floppy to be dolls.
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
Monica on Imgur surprised by weird conclusions
standingalone
Pfft........ It's cheaper just to kill your own hooker!
ToastedVanilla
100 yen is a steal though
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
You really DON'T know how cheap 100 YEN is, do you?
Idosss
My friend frank is ecstatic.
l0serish
Frank N. Stein?
Idosss
Ay you know frank too? Yeah he's a cool guy, he's the life of the party. But ever since his coworker passed it's like the 1/2
Idosss
Lights gone out in his life. I hope he can pull himself together and get his head on straight.
wazztastic
The machine displays them, but also keeps them warm.
ProxyPlayerHD
cold*
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
I’ll stick to hot dogs, thanks.
Numnex
Poor dogs.....
HisNoodlyness
You get your coin back when you return them
Fluffycorn
Just do it like you do with the socks ! Use 'em until you rip a new hole in it!!
ButLogicallyTho
ZachWinstead