SankariSuomi
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Source: https://www.facebook.com/abcadelaide/videos/547538893227078
Oct 28, 2021 1:33 PM
SankariSuomi
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Source: https://www.facebook.com/abcadelaide/videos/547538893227078
CheeseborgarSoop
Call me a wimp, but I would fucking run from a pack of kangaroos. They may not be tigers, but they'll kick your fucking guts in.
HighlandViking
Where’s Fenton when you need him. FENTOOOOOOON!!!!
allenvasher3000
Idk if I would be laughing they can be quite aggressive
SenfinaZeit
Golfing in australia is a blood sport where you fight off kangaroos
lilbrother
"They're uh....they're flocking this way."
justplainvanilla
Nunyabidnezzz
netutoring
I might not stick around. Kangaroos are jerks.
jjsavage
That would legitimately terrify me
ElasticFireCracker
This is way too much wasted space for you to be playing a stupid game. - kangaroos most likely
dickblack12
Oi mait, moind if we plai thru?
oldpotatoes
Nower, go roight ahead mate
Gianttesticlemonster
jesusisherelookbusy
Parachuting in Australia
Selerox
"Welcome to Australia cunt!"
lostknight0727
So um... isn't that extremely dangerous? I've seen the videos of roos trying to disembowel someone just for existing.
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
I wouldn't mess with that one big dude in front - he looks serious.
BuriedSquirrelNuts
Yeah. Yahoo Serious.
Roganisms
justherefortheconfession
Well, someone found a way to make golf interesting
RyanMorrow53
NotTheActualCharlieDay
They do move in herds!
westPAguy
BillBrasky11
Are you going upstairs? Tell my fianc I'm looking for him. I have lost my fianc, the poor baby.
RedCamaro
We're here to take two strokes off your game
xyxyxyxy31
zacknotzatch
Ooooweeeee!
SKOLkid90
ProfessorChaos
Have you ever TRIED to relax!? It is literally a paradox!
Dranton12
Drugs help
artistandascholar2000
“Oi, Sheila, hurry up! Me tallywonga is acting up!”
LapsisBeeftech
Read this in a Simpson's Australian accent
967Evil
blissblush
Looks like a bunch of roos are getting into formation for the Haka. Truly special moment.
TumEsticks
That kangaroo stole my ball!
967Evil
dickblack12
ourari
Well that's just roo-d!
ourari
This needs all of the *boing* sound fx.
967Evil
Boing !
dudehiemer
I'm not really into gold, and completely unfamiliar with the Australian version. Are you trying to hit the ball into their pouch or what?
emjay9010
Depends on how yer prospects are lookin', or not. It's all bullion really.
Sprinx
Sounds like a job for Prospector Pete!!
Fnogg
Australian marsupial golf is more like tennis. You hit the ball and they kick it back at you. It can get quite aggressive
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
Time to beat off the kangaroos, I guess.
Gianttesticlemonster
Phrasing!
blissblush
Yeah nah, get fucked, mate.
Afewflowers
I've seen them compared to deer, but deer would never come that close. Can you shoo them away or will they get aggressive?
PoopDollaaa
There's deer all over the campus I'm on. Students literally just walk around them on sidewalks, unless there are babies.
TakeTheStairs
a friend who lived down there for awhile said they have intelligence about equal to squirrels - so kind of easy to spook off but 1/2
TakeTheStairs
dont piss them off or start shit. he said if they invade your campsite you can bang pots and pans to make them leave (results may vary)
967Evil
skooterLaughin
You can, but they'll just stare at you in bewilderment unless there's joeies. Then they'll try and kick you.
967Evil
shartyturtle
I disagree, I have tons of deer around my house and they come up to my car and shrubbery all the time
CanadianMarsupial
"They're just rats with hooves!" -louis c.k.
Afewflowers
Do they ignore you when you're nearby?
TheRealPhoenix
Next: Boxing
sirlapins
illegally hunting in state forest using dogs to attack
Pentotal
Makes me laugh every single time
beoluves
Do roos always have to hop? I wonder if they can actually walk one step at a time
Fnogg
Hind legs are locked together, so they can only walk/crawl by going down on all fours. They also can't hop backwards.
beoluves
Intriguing evolutionary parh
Fnogg
Yep, they're *all-in* on this hopping thing
967Evil
Knew that ! Tried getting one out of my garbage truck once .
Fnogg
Hah, how long did that take? Quick and easy or like a whole Tom and Jerry episode?
967Evil
My husband tried sorting it out first , pleaded , cajoled with food , poked , threatened then called me .I just called local Animal control>
967Evil
< called the RSPCA in Australia . This animal had a tag on its ear , it had 'history' so they knew whats its favourite foid was! Popped its>
cooplander
Well shit, in Canada its just groups of Canadian Geese. Kangaroo would be nuts.
Fnogg
Could be elk and deer, maybe the one moose? Though in places where you'd get them, they put up fences/netting for the cougars and bears.
ForestRed
Elk is a type of deer :D (part of the Cervinae sub family)
Fnogg
Well, technically, and so are moose :) Just wanted to keep it simple with the names, though
cooplander
I've seen deer, foxes and coyotes as well, but nothing as large as moose, elk or bears yet.
Jetdrag
Bears would be uncommon, they are typically shy and won't show up unless they are used to people.
Fnogg
You probably won't on any private courses, but on a country course, far enough out of the city, maybe
Fnogg
Like in Alberta you can get whole herds of elk crossing farms and whatnot. In BC a doe and fawns might slip through a hole in the fence. Etc