Honest Sticky Notes That Sum Up Your Life

Oct 25, 2016 8:13 PM

20jlamorticella

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#4 Smoothies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

out of all the things, avocado made it to the venn diagram as healthy/tasty?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 is obviously coconut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 I swear that said dead mother at first...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great dump!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What? Never tried Avocado pizza soup? #4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's simple but amazing handwriting/drawings like this that make me think I can do it too but then I try and no. I can't.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

this speaks to me on a deeply spiritual level. all of it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are you finding these long ass post it notes at?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My problem is David and Daniel, instead of John and James.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2: Cat propaganda.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#4 your sister

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Healthy? Dude, I caught all sorts of diseases from OP's sister.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does tasty and healthy became avocado? Why not a Watermelon or something else?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe the Artist likes Avocado...?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because avo-fucking-cados!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm most impressed with the penmanship

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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#2 is the kind of negotiating Trump claims he can bring

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

#4 you underestimate the power of tacos

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could they really not think of something better than 'water' for the overlap of cheap & healthy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Water is better than soda and cheaper than juice or milk.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who says it has to be a liquid?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4: cucumber or celery

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

make it zucchini and I can get on your page ( ^^)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would put them in the healthy box. Or maybe the water box if they're on sale.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Potatoes

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"Tasty" is part of that, too, you know.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

LOL -- i feel a little bit bad for you that you've never had really good celery or cucumber or pickles. have a good day!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I hate celery and cucumbers. :/ Not much I hate, but those two happen to be on that list.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Glorious spuds

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's sad that stick figures can depict life scenarios that hit this close to home.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The less specific a character, the more people can emotionally identify with it. http://also.kottke.org/misc/images/comics-abstraction.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 tacos.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Oven-baked sweet potato fries (olive oil, salt, rosemary)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Taco-Bell. Okay, it's not exactly "healthy" but it's very filling. I can grab 2 1$ burritos and be full for like under 1000 calories.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down here just to say exactly this. So. This.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Flavored water

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

will kill you ... slowly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or rice. A full rice dish with spices and add-ins of course, not just plain rice.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I used to teach kids in Japan. Their favorite foods? Grilled meat (yakiniku) 25%, something sweet 15%, plain white rice 60-freaking-%

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boiled, preferably.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tofu! ????

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Some people would take issue with the description of tofu as tasty. Not me, but some people.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3

9 years ago | Likes 531 Dislikes 1

Does anyone have the original gif? or sauce link? I'd love to know more about it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is.. is that his bone?!

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Did this guy actually injure himself in that lift?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

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9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm saving this one. 5/7

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10: Where are paydays typically every 4 weeks? Is that how it works in Europe?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

most jobs here in Australia are fortnightly (every 2 weeks) but some are monthly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yup

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surely payday standards aren't dictated on an continental scale, but with most jobs in most countries it's simply the end of a month.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how payday standards are dictated, but there are some things in Europe are standard across countries. It was a valid question.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think cultures, not borders

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carrying groceries could be an Olympic sport. Points awarded on weight carried, style. Points would be subtracted for dropping or breaking.

9 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 1

The amount of injuries would be too high:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then a team gets disqualified for using empty cans.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make this a thing. I would actually watch the summer olympics

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Extra points for beeping the car and opening/unlocking door whilst still holding groceries.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"And this contestant is going for a maximum degree of difficulty as he attempts to carry 174 dozen eggs."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is legitimately a good idea.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Points also subtracted for squishing the bread

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I keep a wheelbarrow in my garage, load all the groceries in there, bring em to the front door, and return it next time I go to the car.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, you're a genius. This would be banned though, like drugs in sport.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yah, Im a big cheater.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#4, chicken and rice w/ simmer sauce. At most $10 and feeds 4 people.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$10 x 3 = $30 a day or $210 a week. $840 a month. That's not cheap when the average low income family gets something like $1.50 per meal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTH is simmer sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"food"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pre-made flavoured marinade. Just pour over meat and whatever and allow to simmer for 5 minutes. Should be in sauces isle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ohhhh for some reason my brain was trying to figure out what kind of simmer same you get from rice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 YOGHURT!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Fruit is also cheap, healthy, and delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

i think fruits are pretty expensive if i had to compare them to a pizza where i actually only have to eat one...or two... to be saturated

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saturated, indeed!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no viable english? just had the word in mind haha guess simply full then

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Satiated means no longer hungry. Saturated means completely soaked in something. Like fats, for instance. Saturated fats. Lol!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 make a pizza with avocado and drink water with it

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 4

There's a pizza place where I live that serves a pizza with Avocado, onions, tomato, jalapeƱo and chorizo.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds really good!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doesn't sound very cheap though.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

oOh Yeah! Make one of those cauliflower crust pizzas with avocado and arugula. Seriously yummy.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

Trying to save a good pizza from oblivion

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Those cauliflower crust pizzas are really good, actually, but the point is something that's yummy, healthy, and CHEAP :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gross. Pepperoni and motz are laughing at your salad pizza.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

There would still be cheese on it. I'm not a fucking psychopath.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And here we see clearly that you don't make friends with salad

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but avocado is (apparently, as seen the comments on this website) not cheap.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Oh no, not the smashed avocado.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make a water pizza then! Simples!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's like 1.5~2 bucks a kg where I live

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's cheap. Earlier this year they were up to $8 per avocado in NZ.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

where do you live and can you give me avocados? (here in Paris it's about 2 euros for 1 avocado)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

same here in berlin, making guacamolee is expensive just because of the avocadoes...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha, Colima, Mexico

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0