NlGHTW0LF
322678
17397
456
When the old gods return
Mar 14, 2016 9:55 AM
NlGHTW0LF
322678
17397
456
TeamPupNSuds
ZOOOOOUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
zerafim
#4 - "Come at me, bro!"
HandBananananaTime
When the old posts return.
eddyossbabyoss
I'd ask for more photos of unfathomably huge things, but last time that didn't turn out so well
Pinkiepew
Took me a second XD
draconismarch
http://imgur.com/w9U3Ztu
krapmyself
Good movie. What and ending, though!
Fhinwow
When the repost returns...
guyintoga
Ok but you forgot this one.
SlotinsDemon
I had no idea one of the Old Gods was a Geth. All hail Legion!
yesigetitivape
+1 for our lord and saviour chtullu
LordeLucifer
Excuse you! I'm right here!
xXx69PussySlayer69xXx
fag
Textuality
Iya iya, Cthulhu f''tagn!
FearlessSpacemanSpiff
ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh fhtagn!
FearlessSpacemanSpiff
ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh fhtagn!
FThanatos
+1 for Lord Cthulhu
FearlessSpacemanSpiff
ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh fhtagn!!
YouCantBeTheStigBecauseIAmTheStig
obligatory. Thank you.
Comorant
#4 C'thun? Is that you?
RobDangle
Now I've gotta go play shadow of the collossus.
craazydave
Whispers of the old gods
racknoz
Already saving my gold...
Superchief86
OMG I hear them! "Eat more chocolate."
Deadlymoocow
I hear them too! "dont forget to drink your ovaltine."
shovethis
are strange and disturbing to men
ConfettiCacophony
"I am the lucid dream..."
throwdisaway
Cower before my true form! 213 runs and still no mims :(
thehoff37
Brought to you by Staples. Worship old gods.
balencedrago
Hearthstone please..
KingKrabb
Well met!
SmellyOatMan666
I TOO, AS A HUMAN, FEAR THE DAY THESE MERCILESS BEINGS RETURN TO OUR PLANET EARTH AND SUCK OUT OUR GLERMPHNERGS FROM OUR SHLIMSKLAKS
NotReallyAzul
Something's off about you, though I'm not quite sure what it is... Yet.
Thatonedudewithmadrespect
JpexPredator
Sauce
Aetherblade
Movie - Mist or The Mist.
sterchulius
How do you know they aren't still here and we just forgot how to see them?
Rovylern
They are in the process of being consigned to Oblivion.
KayneArcheron
I'm still alive, for one thing.
DiabloGrandeArts
Makes me think of Bloodborne, and Insight. You can only see certain things if you have high Insight.
jawood2005
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
sterchulius
How can anything be real if you are all just figments of a dying God's imagination?
jawood2005
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.
ticktockbent
I mean even if we couldn't see them don't you think someone would notice the footprints and crushed cars
Aelinsaar
Not with the Flame Haze to handle the cleanup. ;p
Opportunist
"Sinkholes..." "Damn drivers texting..." "Forest collapse syndrome..." "Modern construction workers, no pride in their work..."
SaladFingersUpMyButt
Not in a different dimension.
ticktockbent
well hell if they can't interact with us in any way it hardly matters
littlefurrycannibals
Earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados, floods, tsunamis.. just because science named them doesn't mean they couldn't be something else.
ticktockbent
Fair enough.
GuardsmanMiku
except cus science also figured out what causes them
ninjaturnip
Yea, but these things are the things that cause the things that cause them.
theMikeDelta
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
eetsumkaus
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
MINIMVM
Is one of them named Dumat?
doyoucrygasmtoo
I get that reference.
MetalJesus
Dumat was slain during the First Blight, he ain't coming back.
AlphaCueUp
When the reposts return
Fweeblies
yep i posted it i think almost a year ago
JonahDaGreat
For real, I've seen this exact post with this title so many times, even repost statistics got tired of calling it out.
WhoIsBob
http://ci.memecdn.com/437/3847437.jpg
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
They were probably like: "OOH! Piece of candy...OOH! Piece of candy...OOH! Piece of candy.
heatmaster28
Thinking about that exact scene on my way to work this morning!
shinyRK9
Haha, immediately what I thought of!
AntiEvil007
or maybe
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
The original sassy gay fashionista?
AntiEvil007
jelleyfish
ZEUSSSSS!!!!
QuadrilateralEnix
LIQUID!
IBelieveInAThingCalledGlove
HEEEEERRRCCUUUUULLLLEEEESSS
vannyishnugget
Freeeeeeze hiiiiiiim
JerryGunter
Crush hiiiimmm
ZipperWookie
Melt hiim
jaminjimmyjames
Blow him awaaaay
SpockIsMyHomeboy
*thump*
bjornt
Lol銀
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
In other news, Olympus Mons is the tallest peak in the solar system.
Sororita
But Pubis Mons is the one we all want to scale.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
What if I told you I have been inside mount pubis, and seen and heard things that defy belief?
Frederf
KingKrabb
Thanks for reminding me I need to buy a new Plumbus.
xxSOONERSxx
What does a regular old plumbus have to do with any of this?
Fiercestleaf
ZugZugThePeon
C'thun, Yogg saron,Yasharaaj and N'zoth are coming
MangoProtagonist
For when the old gods return, all will bow before them. Even the mighty Sar'garas himself
HD226868
Though based on what I've seen of Chronicle Sargeras killed a bunch of Old Gods with one swing. The infamous Blizzard Retcon. Ugh.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
*Cringe-inducing nerdisms intensify*
Tyvendaal
Who hurt you? :(
Trihunter
C'thun, probably
PepeStormstout
Y'Shaarj*
LadyYmir
Klaatu barada Nikto
sickreference
All hail the new C'thun Shadowstep Rogue! (Probably)
MdbBK
Actually several of these pictures are uses for card art in shadow era
JohnHagen
my first thought upon seeing this
TheNoblesse
To Hearthstone!
Trihunter
C'Thun looks pretty neato.
KingKrabb
Him along with Brann is going to be a crazy combo.
Gigavoir
No pls
SacrificesForCthulhu
#nolivesmatter
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
http://imgur.com/6bNuN7y
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Edgy as fuck
javer80
Well no, that's the idea of cosmic horror fantasy. Beings so mighty and alien that they scare us with our own abject insignificance.
TheMagicGoat
*#olivesmatter
FearlessSpacemanSpiff
FUCKING METAL!!
TitaTitanium
ThePowerToKillAYakFrom200YardsAway
*Cue catastrophic existential crisis*
Boonzo
I think it's cooler to think that humankind survives and somehow learns to coexist with the old gods and everything is magical and dope.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Boonzo
YUP
KnassBruckles
http://imgur.com/TjdD4wz
GotlandGamer
I will do as you command my lord.
KaptenN
It's a combine advisor!
InboxMeYourShibas
Goddamn those things!
TheClone1215
Can you send me a link to this photo
SecondWind90
Brett Keane
blahblahghost
In the individual situation
LeCacty
No cheese. Glad to see DP fans on imgur!
D4mTDave
situation
ProfessorBlackHole
Hey fuck you Dorn.
SecondWind90
Mac and cheese inc
thejewman
I need names and wiki pages for all of the above, plskthx
BCinnyYam
I think #8 is from Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness.
BCinnyYam
It's sad that so many people know literally nothing about Lovecraft other than Cthulhu.
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
fear the crawling chaos, Nyarlathotep comes.
BarelyBen
They're not really from a specific mythology, but the animisms that came before would be similar. The only thing is the lack of info 1/2
BarelyBen
And artwork since most of them disappeared when they transitioned to the polytheistic religions.
UncomfortableAnswers
#1 is the Cloverfield monster.
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
Several of them are Magic the gathering cards.
HiddenWill
.
HardcoreHeathen
#2 is Progenitus, from Magic: the Gathering.
ThatGirlWithTheStuff
Are you sure that's not just a regular old hydra? Mind you, I'm not an expert in any of this, so I'm probably totally wrong.
Lebeau
It is absolutely him. http://magic.wizards.com/sites/mtg/files/image_legacy_migration/mtg/images/daily/wallpapers/WP_Progenitus_1280x960.jpg
catsgonyan
Also interested
Ctr1F8
I believe 4 is the Kraken and 6 is Cthulu but i am not honestly sure. Hard to say without the myths inspiring each image.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodCthulhu
Not my best picture if you ask me
thejewman
Better than anything I can do!
branflakes95
Are you saying your aren't very photogenic?
YourLordCthulhu
Might be because you're a filthy imposter. yknow, just a small detail.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
TheBreadlord
Most of these aren't actual gods from mythologies. http://www.yourdailymedia.com/post/if-the-old-gods-have-been-here-all-along/
VashTheTyphoon
Thanks
natabus
I was thinking of them as a mix of Elder Gods, and Elementals (ah lah Saberhagen's Empire of the East)
TheBreadlord
I know at least a couple of them originated as wallpapers. They are just some artists fantasy creatures.
TheBreadlord
This one seems to have some sorta backstory. http://www.taringa.net/post/paranormal/18739000/La-criatura-de-las-estrellas.html
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
ENGLISH DAMMIT
TheBreadlord
If you want proper English take the title and search for an alternative English source. Internet 101 cmon.
TheBreadlord
If you are using chrome you can literally just right click the page and click translate.
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
I'm on my phone
EJequalsLast
+1 for Progenitus. All hail the WUBRG King.
EJequalsLast
http://imgur.com/Bx7quQU
PalulukanMakto
The best card to pitch for Force of Will
whosaidjehovah
I recognise most of these words but I have no idea what they mean
Felextheminimal
They mean its time to get into the wonderful game of Magic the Gathering!
sithney
you are forgetting the mighty ATOGATOG
ItsJustCole
Which one is that fucking guy. Not all of us at dorks but I fucking love this shit so get back to me fam
youmoron
its #2
ItsJustCole
thank Philip
PurrPaul
But but but Cromat...
Yeee5
WWUUBBRRGG
KelemvorDoomguide
This is neither Atogatog nor Sliver Overlord so what do you mean?
quicksilver1
All Rainbow MTG legendaries are amazing, but yes, Proggy is the best!
Cyclopentadien
The Soul of the World has returned.
QuiveryManColon
+1 anything mtg!
luvas
Was about to say "isn't that just the hydra from Magic?!"
KindaGoodPainter
Jaime Jones is king
Felextheminimal
Cold-Eyed Selkie!
bv310
It really bothers me that they flipped the art so it's not flagged.
MotionCoMMotion
I never found him useful. Because for the same mana cost you could just tap door to nothingness, and watch your opponent cry.
NotAPervert
Willbender
MotionCoMMotion
That counter has happened from someone who knows my deck and I can say that it took some time to recover from that
PalulukanMakto
Who on earth hardcasts a progenitus? You gotta cheat it in!
youmoron
well its not exactly earth
MotionCoMMotion
I've never Hardcasted dtn either. In my opinion because its an artifact its easier to cast. Dtn will take you farther
PalulukanMakto
But you have to manually activate dtn:s ability. When Progenitus hits the board, you've pretty much won.
MotionCoMMotion
Different strokes for different folk. Dtn works better for my artifact deck
GreenSscythe
Yeah no. Natural Order that shit in. Or -3 Garruk, Caller of Beasts, Broken AF
quixotegut
Arguably the best "scaled" art in MTG. You can "see" just how big that bastard is.
Felextheminimal
Definitely one of my favorite pieces in the game
DevonGronka
I still have a Phyrexian Dreadnaught from 4th ed; I feel bad for the little wizard casting a spell in the corner. =P
PresidentObamaOfficial
The art on the new FTV Iona is really well scaled. its pretty easy to see that she is 200m tall
HadToNameMySelfPluto
They all seem big wich one is Progenitus?
quicksilver1
#2
theoshadowfang
Platinum Angel. All arguments are irrelevant.
youmoron
i liked Abyssal Persecutor more.
TMtrue
Grasp of Darkness (who's art is a dying Platinum Angel)
theoshadowfang
Negate.
TMtrue
Oh, shit! It's my turn, isn't it? Banefire for 5.
uateit
I can Clone a Platinum Angel just to be a dick.
theoshadowfang
That's just rude but I love it xD
TheMagicGoat
Once, I played EDH against five guys that all ended up with a Platinum Angel on the field at the same time. So I overloaded a Vandalblast.
tyrolee
Anyone here ever built a EDH/Commander with him as the general?
LoveYourBodyLarry
My buddy made a deck with him. He has every God in the deck. Progenitus adds a ton of devotion to make them creatures. It's nifty/scary.
d3wms4wc3
yeah, its great, but i hardly ever cast him unless i draw fist of suns or a mana multiplier
Felextheminimal
Protection from everything... except the word "each" yay mtg loopholes
uateit
It's not protected from my favorite card, Supreme Verdict.
GeantDeTitane
Wrath is the best against all creatures ever, and after sword to plowshares
Ronin42
Eldrazi
momoneymopain
Or "all"
Engelous
Or global effects. Wratg of god kills him. True name nemesis is a creature that has protection from target opponent. Still dies the same.
mtgjbone
Toxic Deluge for 10. Ha. Also, ow.
th3giv3r
You'll have to be more specific. Damage dealt to "each" wouldn't apply.
Felextheminimal
True
LostMyLastAccountBecauseIPostedAssAndTitties
Mate brought him out in our last game. I made me sac a creature. He only had one.
MotionCoMMotion
As a main red player. I enjoy this loophole
mykneesaremeatarmsspaghetti
As a blue main, I enjoy saying no lol
TheMagicGoat
As a red-blue main, I enjoy copying the shit out of everything. Not that that helps against Progenitus.
Felextheminimal
protection from red also means your damage too, even if you dont target...see protection rules and damage
GrimmsWolf
But how busted would he be if there wasn't a way to get rid of him tho? Here's a 10/10 you can't do shit about. Good luck!
SolipsisticAltruist
Sacrifice mechanic works too.
BadTimesFriendAhead
Mana Leak: 'lel'
AetherMcLoud
Force of Will: 'cute'
casamar
Supreme Verdict: See ya
Cyclopentadien
Foul-Tongue Invocation. If your opponent has more than one creature: Sweep the board before that. Or combo him to death. Or counterspell.
harvesterofsorrow72
A board wipe would just kill him
Cyclopentadien
wipes like languish for example wouldn't. The best card to get rid of it would probably be crackling Doom.
ticktockbent
no idea what we're talking about yay
Mrwubbles
Right there with you
OccamsShavingCream
Magic the Gathering. The second image is an incredibly powerful creature with protection from practically everything.
ticktockbent
oh ok I guess I just like the art
NachoManTX
Like Trump?
OccamsShavingCream
If trump was a huge hydra yeah basically.
PalulukanMakto
No no no. Not practically everything. Literally everything.
WhyDoTheyAlwaysSendThePoorWhyDontPresidentsFightTheWar
But it still dies to Innocent Blood. top kek