debsteve312
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Mmmh, eggs
See @funkpandaman and @ChrisRye to help prove me right.
Mar 17, 2018 2:28 PM
debsteve312
263337
10189
368
See @funkpandaman and @ChrisRye to help prove me right.
lyradronso
One of us! One of us!
middlemorph
Is .... is that food?
jolietjane
Snoke?
phukerstone
i always upvote putting kids in their gotdang place.
SnrubBurns
+1 for mom shirt!
Entrezz
Her kids -
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
slipknot unveil new drummer
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
From what I'm seeing, correct me if I'm wrong but your skin seems to be falling off and your about to consume it?
rhinoHitLifter
Looks like leather face just need a chain saw !!
RogersPlace
Moms rule!
CziltangBrony
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL
thebuckfuego
These are the things that happen at our house as I calmly drink my coffee at the breakfast table...
sjbrooksy7447
soljaboss
Oh Gluten my son, please spare them
perryTheCrackhead
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
TheMershedPerderder
I loved you in the movie Mask.
daguq
That's not Jim Carrey.
Kelazari
Cool, I got to be your 10,000th upvote. My week is conplete
debsteve312
Congratulations and thank you! It amazes me that this got so many upvotes. I was just acting silly at breakfast. What a world we live in!
LogicDude
If this doesn't work out, boy will you have egg on your fa-nevermind.
NotSoArtzie
Instructions unclear. Went to work out. Had a raw egg. Running up philli staircase and challenging ivan drogo to a WBC Title fight.
ctotheg2
I loved growing up into my adulthood years and recognizing that without question, my father was and is much cooler than me. Took too long.
readerreaper
You mearly adopted the egg. I was poached in it scrambled by it, I didn't see the pan until I hatched and by then it was only sunnyside up!
trhopkins
What they get for egging you on
TheElGordo
nosoulginga
Ah ah ah ah stayin alive.
ImSorryMrsHutchinson
ax2usn
Not today... HA! Love it. Makes it so much better.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
What is that she’s holding?
ShibiSF
The crispy fried remainder of her sons' dignity.
GingerLaird
That makes me think of Gary Oldman in that 2001 Hannibal movie.
NZSheeps
I read that as Gary Coleman. That was an interesting mental image
myrealnameisboring
I was just looking for a screen grab of that! It's uncanny and terrifying.
simplydifficult
I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie, Turns out, its pretty realistic.
hotdogh20
It puts the lotion on the skin...
rickeyspanish
naw its EggOnMYFace the sister to Leatherface
opcomrade
BuckeyeRandy
Precious!
HaraldHartgeld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm86I_kezVY --> Greenskeeper - Lotion; a nice song about that scene
Angrybeardedman
I love this song. It freaks people rigjt the hell out when lined up with the movie scenes.
Gato1980
inspectordipstickmcdoodlefairy
Just want to see how long this gif lasts
SlApPyMcBalLzzzzzzz
Oversurge
Or it gets the hose again
Kraken639
Put the fucking lotion on!!
memejunky101
FitzChevalric
Mockingbirb
CurtGoBang
In 1998 didn't Undertaker throw you off the top of Hell in a Cell cage, and you plummeted 16 ft through the announcers table?
SuburbanCommando
BAAAH GAWWD!!! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!! HE'S PARALYZED!!!
richitobandito
Oh how I miss that guy, he got me every damn time lol
cactusjuiceitsthequenchiest
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!
SpecialLeprechaunFlute
*God As My Witness
DamnitLinus
titslapper327
More like... slice of the lambs
whitefolk
WelshArtist
AESTHETICALme
Good oc wasted in the comments
Mockingbirb
KingCornish
This woman was stricken with a deadly skin condition. Upvote for 1 prayer, favorite for 10 prayers. Sadly, 97% of people will ignore this.
zarren
Kittynomnoms
RYG420
"Thip-thip-thip-thip"
UrbzGaming
krustysocks
One of the most underrated movies ever
Grampababy
Yes!!! I love cable guy so much
AlphaQueueBeta
UrbzGaming
This was the only thing i thought of when i saw this post.
izzzlunchtime
What is this from?
UrbzGaming
The Cable Guy. Widely regarded as Jim Carrey's worst movie. But I actually really enjoyed it.
ChrisRye
Omg, mom
GeddyLee2112
Pixi3Dust
I read this comment in a cringey Cartman voice
CharlieWoolf
Your mom is 100% cooler than you. Accept it.
rockgolf
So... you both end up with egg on your face/
GoodGraces
Mom makes front page instantly. Classic.
IonutRO
Your mom is cooler than you.
MMichael22086
LateNightBunnyParty
Your mom is cool as hell and now I want to be her best friend.
RheddRok
My thoughts exactly
MeMeowMeow
PolarHailStorm
This is actually a good life lesson. Don't give a fuck what others think of you. Just have fun.
Tarmaccian
Also never make bets you can’t afford to lose. You never know when someone will defy expectations.
SpeSi
NZSheeps
So .... is your mom single?
editedUsername
She has the look but isn't a sheep mate
NZSheeps
But she could be a sheep-mate
Barnicals
She has a wedding ring on. Too slow bruh.
NZSheeps
This coming from someone who replies to a comment 12 days later? :p
Barnicals
Joke's on you. I... I honestly don't remember what the original intent of this was.
efhawthorne
Your mom is cooler than you'll ever be. Just so you know.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
skillerious
Dmtimaeus
StandAgainstTyranny
100% heard that in Tiny Plaid Ninjas' voice. 10/10
cringegur
"cooler"
FreaksOnWheels
Way more coolerer
Golfbob
GutsTheStruggler
Your ma just surpassed both you boys in points with a single post. Take this as a lesson, the lesson being your mom is cooler than you.
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Check your math sock.
GutsTheStruggler
I said both of them, not both of them collectively. I said exactly what I meant to say.
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Fair enough. Just showing how it was interpreted.
debsteve312
BrainTaffy
I laughed so loud I woke up two cats in the house. I wish I could give this 1800 +1s.
badgerofhonour
Ok that seals it, you are definitely cooler
Arracor
5/7 memeage, you are truly one of us.
Gato1980
Omg the best.
kapsis21
You rockstar mom !!
StuffedPenguinWithNoName
I love this
GrizzlyManBearPig
Are you currently accepting new sons?
CharlieWoolf
This is how you win at parenting. Well done
HD2composer
Even your gif reactions game is strong. Welcome to the imgur community
Otomasoteraph
Madam, you win the internet today!
buttcrackula
Ah-the sweet, sweet satisfaction of humiliating your children. Love it!
Slasher2977
I can't upvote this enough. @ExtraUpvote
ExtraUpvote
+1'd!
GutsTheStruggler
@ExtraUpvote where are you? Why have you forsaken this post? Are you the secret third estranged son?
freezinater
You've beaten me to summoning him. I shall still upvote on my own accord.
IncorrektGramerNazi
because you are a strong and independent upvoter who doesn't need no @ExtraUpvote