The sex number

Nov 6, 2021 4:36 AM

sieren

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My fav was when my grandma was giving me st johns wort and I kept palming it and tossing it out. She found a pile before I took the trash1/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Out and held them before me and asked if I was on drugs.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was the answer "Are you?"?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom asked me what 69 was when I was in hs many years ago. I told her with a straight face I had no idea.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anytime you get the chance to embarrass your mom because of something she asked, you gotta go for it.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was more embarrassed than she was.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meal for two with not much view.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Honestly I love the view.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If you ‘ain’t gotten…

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is your mom looking to score or is she looking to score?

4 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Yes

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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Talking traditional anniversary gifts with younger coworker. 6 years is pearls. "So I could get a pearl necklace." She didn't know.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I also discuss this with female colleagues

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am also female. She said it... I was warning her that she might get something unexpected if she asked her husband for that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0